Similar to reply above on payment issue. I reply with very calm serious normal tone.
"Not sure yet it depends on how many payments I get behind and how fast I catch up to hold done interest cost."
Most of the time it is a blank stare and You can see them trying to think of how to reply.
Usually it is OH OK, and walk off.

When asked about MPG I reply "Not sure as I have had it for 8 months and not finished first tank yet to figure MPG." Hoping to leave them thinking it gets really good MPG or it is so bad I can't afford to drive it enough to know MPG yet.
TAZ

Always at the gas station will you find the dummies.

I was filling up next/in front of a Grand Cherokee when the driver shook his head talking to himself at first, "Junk, junk, what a waste of money."

I proceeded to stare at his girlfriend/wife.

He asked,"Why would you waste your money on that?"

I ignored him and kept staring at his girl who is staring back.

He raised his voice,"Hey! are you deft? Retarded? The small dick made you deft?"

Still ignoring him, staring at his woman with a slight grin now.

"**** you cocksucker!" As he realized what I was doing.

I finished filling up, replaced the nozzle and cap. All this time still staring at her and she's staring back.

I did an exagerrated mimic of, I'll call you later." And calmly hopped in the H2 laughing. At this point all I could hear were threats or invites to bodily harm.

I thought I heard his head explode as I slowly drove off.

Now if you don't Mind the fact I work in a Union Shop,and most folks there drive company vehicles(Dodges or Jeeps), then it would come as a suprise that I have been huranged about the H2 by the guys driving Geo's & Cavaliers. the one guy was going on about how much I didn't support the company as he was getting in his `81 linclon pile of ****. I asked him how many Dodge products he had purchased in the last ten years, he said he hadn't bought any.

what *******s!

Dennis, that's one of the funniest things I've read in awhile.

Next time you get a physical at the doctor's office and have to drop your pants do the same thing. Stare at the nurse. Guaranteed to make her blush!

Ken,

Gas stations always have they're cameras rolling.

If something did escalate, all the police would see is some guy standing absolutely still while the other guy is going ape****. Supremely hilarious.

had my two yesterday!

Aside from the whats the MPG questions that I hear at least once a day...

I got the "80K, huh? WOW!"

Funny how most people ask me what I get paid too...assrags. I just answer with...why? Does it matter?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
Funny how most people ask me what I get paid too...assrags. I just answer with...why? Does it matter? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Try saying "for only $210...........a week, you can own one too". Watch the expression on their face after they think about what you said. It's funny.

I got one last night as I pulled into a supermarket parking lot. A couple in a beat up minivan smiled at me and asked "What color is your H2?" Not being one to come up with intelligent glib answers off the cuff and since the company didn't give us a cool "stealth" or "victory" adjective I replied, "It's small school bus yellow"...they stopped smiling...about then I noticed they were parked in a handicap spot...I slunk away.

So yesterday I go to Target to get some supplies. The parking lot was packed, except for 1 space that was very near the entrance. It was a compact space and knowing that I could fit I decided to take advantage of the empty parking space. Just as I get out, a lady in a Subaru started to back out of the stall next to the one I parked in. We made eye contact and I smiled, she rolled down her window and with a really pissy look on her face said "Why don't you park in a space that you fit in". Of course that is when I notice her John Kerry bumper sticker and the nasty scowel on her face. I simply walked to the back of the truck, looked at the space markers and replied with a dumb founded look "But I do fit". She rolled up her window and floored her car. It was kinda funny and totally made my day.

The stupidest question I was ever aked was at the pumps. I was about halfway through fueling when this guy comes up to me and says so this is the new Hummer hey. Then he says "so what
does it run on deisel??"

I felt like saying Mister you ought to wear a sign instead i just smiled and said hope not.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Dennis, that's one of the funniest things I've read in awhile.

Next time you get a physical at the doctor's office and have to drop your pants do the same thing. Stare at the nurse. Guaranteed to make her blush! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What if it's a male nurse?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Dennis, that's one of the funniest things I've read in awhile.

Next time you get a physical at the doctor's office and have to drop your pants do the same thing. Stare at the nurse. Guaranteed to make her blush! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What if it's a male nurse? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Must you ruin our pee-pee humor with the homoghey things?

What was so pee-pee humorous?....

You all pulling down your pants?.....Now that I picture it, I would say that is a little funny

Showing our wangs to a female nurse... that pee-pee humor.
Dang blondes...

Stupid H2 Questions:
When are you putting the steps back on?

I think KenP mentioned this earlier but everyone (and I mean everyone) around here thinks I paid $100,000.00 for it! When my neighbor found out his Escalade EXT was about the same price he literally freaked out (because he really wanted a SUT). It never occured to him to check the price because he too thought these rigs were over a 100K.

Is this a favorable misconception? Perhaps. But it also causes some extreme biases and opinions against the vehicle and owner.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
Curious to see what other Stupid H2 questions there are out there. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

A guy in a porsche stops next to me in front of the traffic light.
Then he asked me: "for what do you need this useless car?" and grinned.

I answered: "to carry 6 people an tow two horses" and grinned back.