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PARAGON 06-02-2005 06:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by usetosellhummer:
Seen any old Church of Scientology folks? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That would be because the "Church" is like.... only 15 years old.

Yes, Roxy, the quote is true. Galactic Overlord Xenu played movies 75 billion years ago to prisoners to blah blah blah.

It some wierd sick ****.

Harley 06-02-2005 07:36 PM

...wait till Tommy needs bypass surgery... see if biting on a stick will stop the pain of the sternal saw when his surgeon "unzips" his chest...

K

DRTYFN 06-02-2005 08:00 PM

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So she's got one foot that's kind of hoofy.

DRTYFN 06-02-2005 08:02 PM

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Maybe Tom can fix it with his super Scientology Wonder Powers. Yep, maybe he'll do just that... right after he wipes off his chin.

usetosellhummer 06-02-2005 08:49 PM

Don't ask don't tell

tower 06-02-2005 09:21 PM

Are you all serious? Is there anyone here who would decline relations with this woman because of her toe? If so, let me be the first to say, LIAR!

DennisAJC 06-02-2005 11:20 PM

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Jeez! You guys! Who's next? John?

h2co-pilot 06-02-2005 11:26 PM

Dennis- LMAO!!!

And Tower, it's the whole foot- I read about it in my little magazines. I can't find pics though. She is gorgeous, and I know you would have her if she just had stumps with a couple of "would be's" and don't lie.

Dug 06-02-2005 11:33 PM

drty, who is that. I need to get a hold of her to see if she will marry me.

DRTYFN 06-03-2005 12:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
drty, who is that. I need to get a hold of her to see if she will marry me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ick!!! She looks like she's twelve... ok, 13.

BTW, Travolta is also a you-know-what.

Dug 06-03-2005 12:06 AM

The pic in the truck probably is 13 , but the pic before that she looks err.. 21.

Travolta??

KenP 06-03-2005 02:02 AM

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Tom and Kevin, a lot alike.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,1806,00.html
http://archive.salon.com/media/1997/10/15esquire.html

KenP 06-03-2005 02:03 AM

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DennisAJC 06-03-2005 03:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
BTW, Travolta is also a you-know-what. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That movie Battlefield Earth was based on L Ron Hubbart. I fawking love that movie.


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