She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not, she loves....

add this to your "Guide to Southern Women" in the notes section...

Tomboy=a female that is similar to Dike or Lesbian, but dates/marrys men without bisexual tendencies. Also known to have unibrow and moustache. Flannel and class two fork lift licenses are commonly held.

Hee hee...I guess Tomboy can be a regional thing and have different meanings across the board.

~amy
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glad you both are back to your normal selves...


But darn MAC that Punk look is from left field.

JJ

let THEM go shopping... sit back and drink cool ones all day at the beach bar... the Key's are in the 80's still this time of year. Just do the babewatch thing and try not to think of how much money they are spending, "barkeep, I think I'll have another......"

"Let me show you my gun collection"

Hummergirl, you forgot "Chicklet teeth"...

...she'll knock you upside the head with a 2x4 and steal your Hummer in a flat-second!

Gentleman...allow me to demonstrate the awesome lethality of the Hummergirl project. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Ha that's too funny about the chicklet teeth!!!

We know a girl who has chicklets for front teeth! Quite funny!!!

~amy
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Not to be confused with "summer teeth".

As in "summer pointing this way, and summer pointing that way" [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

Dan,
You crack me up!!

Jim
Red H2 in Texas

PS The reference to "crack" has nothing to do with Steve's problem.

Tomboy up north: knows how to change the oil in her own truck, plays football with the boys, no moustache or unibrow in site. Two piece swimsuit smaller than a belt, long, curly blonde hair pulled into a ponytail...

DEFINITELY married to a straight guy...

Guess you need to get up north of the Mason Dixon line more often. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

Kelley

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~amy
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Girl...that's called the "girl next door!!"

yeah...I hate living down here in such an ignorant population. Remember, most folks around my neck of the woods think Harry Potter is the devil in disquise.

Can I come live in your state?...South Dakota would even be a blessing. Hmmm If I could only move away to normal people like you guys.

Guess I will keep on dreaming...ahhhmmm..

And Kelley I know you are'nt anything like my Southern discription at all!! Not sure where I fall into category? Not quite a tomboy but not a girlie girl either??? We will have to come up with a new category.

~amy
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You're welcome here in CA, or in SD anytime, sista'!

And second, you are in the enviable position of playing either card...girlie girl or tomboy, whichever suits you at the moment. Depends on whether you and the Hummer are knee deep in southern mud, or you're in your pristine H2 on the way to the salon. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

People look at me and they get one impression...then I open my mouth, and the real me comes out. I was giving the gas station attendant hell the other day, while my husband was standing next to the H2. Another guy walked up to Mike and raised his eyebrows, and Mike looked at him and said: "Yeah, she's a delicate flower all right." They got a pretty big laugh...

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Kelley

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Can I come live in your state?...South Dakota would even be a blessing. Hmmm If I could only move away to normal people like you guys.

And Kelley I know you are'nt anything like my Southern discription at all!! Not sure where I fall into category? Not quite a tomboy but not a girlie girl either??? We will have to come up with a new category.

~amy
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Hmmm.. if I was an anthropoligist, I would be on this forum studying group dynamics in a matriachial cyber society... absolutely no doubt who rules this site, sorry Jason. Alpha fem #1 and fem #2...all we need is a good jello wrestling match to determine once and for all, who owns the title of fem #1.

yeah I am a product of HBO too. You would think I belong to one of the Soprano's. Yeesh my language is terrible and if you can imagine my southern drawl and strings of curse words!!!

Yep you are right...I cracked up about the salon bit in your last post!!! As a matter of fact I am there tomorrow...thinking strawberry blonde!!!

~amy
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good idea! Hey I can supply mud.

~amy
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