Re: Kelly Ripa just made my pants fit funny!
 

She looks good for having 3 children, or none for that matter.:beerchug:

But I don't want to poke her either.;)

Re: Kelly Ripa just made my pants fit funny!
 

Ripa doesn't like Clay and has caught crap over it.

Scarlett curvy:

Re: Kelly Ripa just made my pants fit funny!
 

Why? Afraid you might like it? :giggling: :shhh:

Re: Kelly Ripa just made my pants fit funny!
 

:fdance: :jump: :fdance:

According to Global, it would be like a dude w/ out the :

• bait and tackle
• boner
• choad
• chubby
• cock
• Crotch Pickle
• dick
• ding-a-ling
• ding-dong
• dingy
• dinkle
• dong
• dork
• endowment
• fascinum
• flander doodle
• f@ck stick
• fun gun
• the fury
• gherkin
• hammer
• hampton
• hoseknob
• love gun
• love pump
• john thomas
• johnson
• joystick
• junk
• lad
• Light saber
• love muscle
• main vein
• manhood
• meat puppet
• member
• Mr. Happy
• Mr. Jim and the Twins
• Mr. Winky
• one-eyed trouser snake
• organ
• package
• pecker
• peener
• pee-pee
• pee-wee
• percy
• peter
• pickle
• pink oboe
• piny tenis
• pocket rocket
• pole
• Pork Sword
• prick
• pud
• purple-headed womb broom
• purple-headed yogurt slinger
• ram rod
• red headed stranger
• Rumple Foreskin
• sausage
• shaft
• love pole
• shlong
• spirit stick
• staff
• stiffy
• skin flute
• tallywhacker
• thing
• todger
• tonker
• tool
• trouser snake
• tube steak
• twig and berries
• unit
• wang
• wee-wee
• wiener
• wife's best friend
• willie
• winkle
• Woody

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What you don't want to play with:

Bologna Flaps
c***
whisker biscuits
bearded clam
terracotta pie(when shaved)
pu*sy
pie hole
meat curtains
camel toe
lips
babymaker
pootie tang
pootie
clap farm :giggling:
vag
hole
snatch
Small Elyse
beaver
bush
the pink
box
bean (as in "flick the bean")
piss flaps
snapper
the land of milk and honey
mudd flap
beef curtains
coin slot
slot
vag
vajay-jay
cream pie
pink taco
Tyler's Mom
roast beef sandwich
Fenis
Lady Flower
skin slot
cooter
monkey
muffin

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:jump: :clapping: :jump:

:giggling:

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Cameltoe, from my archives.

http://dew.home.texas.net/audio/Cameltoe.mp3

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RE-BOING!!!!