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Re: This "Cracks" me up!

Here is a favorite toe from the archives.

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Originally Posted by Storm Chaser

Here is a favorite toe from the archives.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/n.../cameltoe.jpeg

MMMMMMM Baby!!!!:perfect10s:

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Mmmmm.:p This is nice, except for the tramp stamp around her belly button.

I have one question, why is that attractive? I think women are beautiful, but I think that is gross. I just don't get it.

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Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I have one question, why is that attractive? I think women are beautiful, but I think that is gross. I just don't get it.

Me neither, I always thought it had to do with grit girls and rednecks -but if they like it so much I might bring mine out every now and then.:D:D

:jump:

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Originally Posted by f5fstop

"excuse me sir! There seems to be a beaver on your boner"

Re: This "Cracks" me up!

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This is the best camel toe song

Cameltoe by Fannypack

Lyrics:

Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic
That really ain?t fly
This middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts
Were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
She musn?t own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by
The poor woman didn?t know
She had a frontal wedgie
A Cameltoe

Umm Hmm
That?s right
Uh Huh
Oh No
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe

Girl that?s gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can?t you see people staring
And making a fuss
Could not believe my eyes
Had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl?
Cause it?s eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion
And attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see
Are the ones that sing
In public putting on
An X rated show
Grossing people out
With your Cameltoe

Repeat Chorus

First day of spring and by the looks of things
These girls done forgot how to dress
A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts
And it?s causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is ya?ll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every crannie and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Check the area thats pubic
Or you?ll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls dont sleep dont let your pants creep
Watch out for the Cameltoe.

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN

This subject never gets old, but haven't we been over this one?

Well, most of us have been "over this one." We know SHAGGY hasn't been.:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

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HA HA HA. The 23(ish) year old virgin. Maybe we should organize a collection to send him off to the Bunny Ranch for a weekend.

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Originally Posted by timgco

Well, most of us have been "over this one." We know SHAGGY hasn't been.:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: