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H3.007 12-12-2006 08:13 PM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Step A) Replace Missing Dove.
Step B) Water dish with Viagra solution.
Step C) Clean Hummer :giggling:

Mr. I - Man 12-12-2006 08:28 PM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Don't forget the Alka Seltzer and bird seed trick.
The dove will be:OWNED: It works with pigeons (same family of bird)

dеiтайожни 12-13-2006 12:59 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
I know a guy in the disposal business that can take care of your bird problem, no questions asked. $500, and it'll be like it never happened. He is an expert in making things disappear, no pictures, names, recordings, nothing will remain.

jp's-h3 12-13-2006 01:20 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
OH SH*T!:giggling:

PARAGON 12-13-2006 01:51 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man
I have an awesome receipe for grilling dove. First you cut the bird down the middle gut it keep the liver. Take a pat of butter, fresh basil, garlic and the dove liver wrap with 2 slices of apple bacon stuff iti nto chest cavity, then wrap the outside of the chest area with one more slice of bacon use a toothpick to hold it all together the dry rub it with sea salt,rosemary and thymemixtur and toss on the grill low heat till done. Enjoy with a Pinot Grigio or a Dry Riesling

Mmm Yummy !

A very tasty way to get rid of pests:giggling:
That's too damn complicated. Get a good ole jalepeno, stuff it up in a de-boned dove breast, wrap with bacon and grill.

I'll be DAMNED if that's not some good eating. Of course, that bird doesn't have much of a breast, so I would tie it's feet to a string and let it be a live decoy so you can get some more for the dinner table.

Hummer3 12-13-2006 01:55 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Call the Hummer hotline and tell them you have a windshield problem and see what they tell u to do.

PARAGON 12-13-2006 01:59 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hummer3
Call the Hummer hotline and tell them you have a windshield problem and see what they tell u to do.
try Onstar first

K9sH3 12-13-2006 02:00 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hummer3
Call the Hummer hotline and tell them you have a windshield problem and see what they tell u to do.


That, or call "ONSTAR"

But I like all the ideas, I could use the no questions ask guy for other reasons... ;)

frenzy1 12-13-2006 11:06 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Here's the solution :



BIRD : :OWNED:

:D

Mr. I - Man 12-14-2006 10:58 PM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PARAGON
That's too damn complicated. Get a good ole jalepeno, stuff it up in a de-boned dove breast, wrap with bacon and grill.

I'll be DAMNED if that's not some good eating. Of course, that bird doesn't have much of a breast, so I would tie it's feet to a string and let it be a live decoy so you can get some more for the dinner table.

Complicated is just how I do it! Look my HID project:fdance:

PARAGON 12-14-2006 11:02 PM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. I - Man
Complicated is just how I do it! Look my HID project:fdance:

Yep, can you send me a set, with glass lenses and white wire loom? mkay, thanks.:giggling:

Mr. I - Man 12-15-2006 12:02 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PARAGON
Yep, can you send me a set, with glass lenses and white wire loom? mkay, thanks.:giggling:

You can have the glass lenses they are off now, white wire loom can't help ya try The Hobby Lobby's Christmas decoration section!!:fdance:

H3PAC 12-15-2006 01:52 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
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This works too.

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K9sH3 01-03-2007 04:22 PM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Well the bird stoped shiating on my 3, but you should see my biatch nieghbors car. HAHAHAHA! The bird hangs out still and looks at him/her self all day in the windows of the 3, and when I come out he/she flys up to me now and just yesterday he/she followed me into the house. Just walked right on in as if it were nothing. Teaches me for leaving the door open on a nice day.
I guess the Dove decided the H3 was to nice to Shiat on.

K9sH3 01-10-2007 12:32 AM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Strange how fate works.
The damn bird stoped craping my 3, cause the wild cat killed it, f'n cat.
F'n cat won't kill birds anymore, Damn nieghbors Pitt killed it.
Carma!

Urban Ops 01-13-2007 08:01 PM
Re: Damn Bird!
 
Bird deserved it too. Loses it mate and falls for the first one it see's?
BIRD HO FO SHO!


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