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Adam in CO 02-23-2007 08:10 PM
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Is that bikini top a pair of parasails?

usetosellhummer 02-23-2007 09:28 PM
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LOL

DennisAJC 02-23-2007 09:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
I'm in love...




Hmmm2 02-23-2007 10:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,

more to follow...

RYD

Geeeez RYD. It takes a lot of chutzpah to start a thread like this.
:p

BlueHUMMERH2 02-24-2007 12:29 AM
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I'd say if you've got the cash, it shouldn't be hard to arrange. Dei should be able to hook you up. Just find the ones that don't know how to speak English so they're completely under your control... :D

RubHer Yellow Ducky 02-24-2007 01:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Here's a a couple that want Ducky to join their pod.:jump:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...3&postcount=92

I'm in love again...

RubHer Yellow Ducky 02-24-2007 01:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hmmm3
Geeeez RYD. It takes a lot of chutzpah to start a thread like this.
:p

SEE THREAD ON TRUCK BALLS....

lennyrebel 02-24-2007 02:38 AM
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If when you find her she has a sister let me know cause it sounds like what I'm looking for . Regards The Rebel:beerchug:

Hmmm2 02-24-2007 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
SEE THREAD ON TRUCK BALLS....
Saw it. Looks painful. :eek:

Hmmm2 02-24-2007 03:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
I'm in love again...
Really RYD? :giggling:

3Hummer 02-24-2007 04:52 AM
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with those specific criteria your never gonna find anyone. unless you pay for her that is.

RubHer Yellow Ducky 02-24-2007 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by 3Hummer
with those specific criteria your never gonna find anyone. unless you pay for her that is.

not on social security

lennyrebel 02-24-2007 07:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3Hummer
with those specific criteria your never gonna find anyone. unless you pay for her that is.
You guys have just spoiled all the American Girls. I think that's pretty normal criteria that RYD is looking for. In fact he should probably tighten up the standards a little. The Rebel:beerchug:

RubHer Yellow Ducky 02-24-2007 06:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lennyrebel
You guys have just spoiled all the American Girls. I think that's pretty normal criteria that RYD is looking for. In fact he should probably tighten up the standards a little. The Rebel:beerchug:

SEE ! Lenny understands the needs of the All American Male...

We should demand the the women of North American (see i'm including our Canadian brothers) be more in tuned to the needs and desires of the North American MALE. After all Eve did come from Adams Rib. Had GOD wanted women to be first he would have made Eve before Adam.

So Sisters of North America, step up to the plate and give men the respect they deserve. Make them better dinners, be ready for their every advance, always stay clean, make sure the house is always spotless and the HUMMER is always fueled. Teach your daughters and younger sisters the importance of pleasing men . This will be a better world as soon as its changed into MY PLAN !!!

RYD

DennisAJC 02-24-2007 07:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
SEE ! Lenny understands the needs of the All American Male...

We should demand the the women of North American (see i'm including our Canadian brothers) be more in tuned to the needs and desires of the North American MALE. After all Eve did come from Adams Rib. Had GOD wanted women to be first he would have made Eve before Adam.

So Sisters of North America, step up to the plate and give men the respect they deserve. Make them better dinners, be ready for their every advance, always stay clean, make sure the house is always spotless and the HUMMER is always fueled. Teach your daughters and younger sisters the importance of pleasing men . This will be a better world as soon as its changed into MY PLAN !!!

RYD


I love watching turds who dig their own graves.:jump:

westhillsat 02-24-2007 10:37 PM
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RYD, You vewwwy funnnnay man :giggling:


You want an asian stepford wife.

RubHer Yellow Ducky 02-24-2007 10:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by westhillsat
RYD, You vewwwy funnnnay man :giggling:


You want an asian stepford wife.

almost

Hmmm2 02-24-2007 11:28 PM
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RYD, set up a spot in Dadeland Mall or The Falls ... someone fitting those specs might walk by. Personally, the whole idea is a little creepy to me... almost like something out of a movie. :eek:

h2co-pilot 02-25-2007 12:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
SEE ! Lenny understands the needs of the All American Male...

We should demand the the women of North American (see i'm including our Canadian brothers) be more in tuned to the needs and desires of the North American MALE. After all Eve did come from Adams Rib. Had GOD wanted women to be first he would have made Eve before Adam.

So Sisters of North America, step up to the plate and give men the respect they deserve. Make them better dinners, be ready for their every advance, always stay clean, make sure the house is always spotless and the HUMMER is always fueled. Teach your daughters and younger sisters the importance of pleasing men . This will be a better world as soon as its changed into MY PLAN !!!

RYD

You are a disgusting prick and that's why you are single and need some selfless, mindless hole to stick with your nasty wrinkled vienna dork.

American women are just fine- we take good care of the deserving ones and are careful not to breed cowards that think it hard to wipe their own ass and then whine about it. Survival of the fittest- mofo.

:fdance:

Hmmm2 02-25-2007 06:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
You are a disgusting prick and that's why you are single and need some selfless, mindless hole to stick with your nasty wrinkled vienna dork.

American women are just fine- we take good care of the deserving ones and are careful not to breed cowards that think it hard to wipe their own ass and then whine about it. Survival of the fittest- mofo.

:fdance:
Bravo, h2co-pilot. RYD, what were you thinking when you wrote that?????? :rant:


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