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I just run down to the ocean and wiggle my arse in the water...:excited:
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I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry. :o Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice!
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Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club. He is so paranoid that I am :giggling: So I want to bring them to him. LMAO!! |
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www.rent-a-midget.com That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid. :beerchug: |
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Save the trees, conserve toilet paper, use both sides... :)
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Letting the dog lick it clean makes me coo like a walrus.
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This gotta be the most interesting thread ever posted on her e!
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Must buy one of these: ![]() |
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Poor Chazz. Someone should chop the dog now. |
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thats just wrong
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Once a day, same time pretty much...and about 10 minutes after going into any book store or library for some odd, unknown reason.. I don't take the reading material with me though.
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To save the planet, This was the Army way of doing things,
1. Take a piece (one square) of TP 2. Fold square in half 3. Rip out a small half circle in the middle of the fold (keep this little circle) 4. Open square of TP 5. Stick your finger in the hole created in step 3; make sure to push paper all the way down 6. Ram it up your rear and pull out 7. Take paper and wipe upwards to clean finger 8. Take the small circle you cut out in previous step and clean your fingernail. There are roughly 400 squares in each roll, so a roll should last 400 poops. Two rolls should last a person one-year |
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