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K9sH3 03-01-2007 06:22 AM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
I just run down to the ocean and wiggle my arse in the water...:excited:

dеiтайожни 03-01-2007 06:40 AM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry. :o Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice!

DRTYFN 03-01-2007 06:52 AM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Pretty close, but you forgot to add "taste, put back in pocket".

:giggling: :jump:

K9sH3 03-01-2007 07:00 AM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry. :o Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice!


Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club.
He is so paranoid that I am :giggling: So I want to bring them to him.
LMAO!!

dеiтайожни 03-01-2007 07:06 AM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by K9sH3
Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club.
He is no paranoid that I am :giggling: So I want to bring them to him.
LMAO!!


www.rent-a-midget.com

That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid. :beerchug:

dochummer 03-01-2007 07:55 AM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
Save the trees, conserve toilet paper, use both sides... :)

DennisAJC 03-01-2007 08:49 AM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
Letting the dog lick it clean makes me coo like a walrus.

frenzy1 03-01-2007 11:59 AM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
This gotta be the most interesting thread ever posted on her e!

NewHummerGuy 03-01-2007 02:19 PM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
www.rent-a-midget.com

That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid. :beerchug:



Must buy one of these:


Adam in CO 03-01-2007 03:20 PM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Letting the dog lick it clean makes me coo like a walrus.


Poor Chazz. Someone should chop the dog now.

usetosellhummer 03-01-2007 08:47 PM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
thats just wrong

ree 03-04-2007 08:41 AM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
Once a day, same time pretty much...and about 10 minutes after going into any book store or library for some odd, unknown reason.. I don't take the reading material with me though.

f5fstop 03-04-2007 10:46 PM

Re: How often do you poop?
 
To save the planet, This was the Army way of doing things,
1. Take a piece (one square) of TP
2. Fold square in half
3. Rip out a small half circle in the middle of the fold (keep this little circle)
4. Open square of TP
5. Stick your finger in the hole created in step 3; make sure to push paper all the way down
6. Ram it up your rear and pull out
7. Take paper and wipe upwards to clean finger
8. Take the small circle you cut out in previous step and clean your fingernail.

There are roughly 400 squares in each roll, so a roll should last 400 poops.
Two rolls should last a person one-year


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