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One day I went out and had a Bassani dual exhaust installed. A few days later when my wife and I had to go somewhere together and I started the BRUTE up, she asked, "What's that noise"? I responded, just something I did to the engine..At which point she responded, "Well, I don't like it, turn it off". Of course, I chuckled and said I can't. You will have to get cotton for your ears if it bothers you that much.
After 2 years it is still on and she still hates the noise..No appreciation for the nice rumble of a great exhaust..

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" I don't like all those people staring at us"

Frenzy
Belgium

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"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play fighting....."

:jump:

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But technically, she is correct. They ARE stupid.

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I've ben giggling all day on this one.:clapping:

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:iagree: :jump:

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Definitely the best quote so far!!!

:beerchug:

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Damn Dennis, well written......:fdance:

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After wheeling hard I banged up my front diff and damaged my left CV, I had to have it towed to the shop. A couple of other Hummer owners gave me a lift home, I walked up to the front of the house and the wife asked "Did you have fun?" that was about wheb she noticed i did not have the truck with me...then she asked "Where's the F..k'n truck?" and "what have you done now?" I just blame Dennis!

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My wifes favorite thing is " For all the money you spent adding things to your Hummer we could of had the porch enclosed! " :D

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"If you don't stop and let me out I'm gonna throw up"
"your not gonna go down that are youuu ahhhhhahhh"
" I want an H2"

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She said a few things over time. A few of the more memorable ones are:

"You've got a Hummer? Damn, you must have a small penis."

"That back seat looks comfy."

"I took the truck."

"I'm starting to like this thing."

"Kenny, I don't like it anymore. I think guys are looking at the truck and not at me."

"Why do you keep breaking things?"

:jump: :jump:

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"Like you need another thing for that d*mn truck"

and/or

"If you keep ordering stuff for that truck I may have an affair with the UPS guy."

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Man, your screen name rules. :giggling:

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BigPoppa1411 is a winner screen name as well.

Thank you for your contribution to the board and to society in general.

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:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

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Yea I've heard that one, not very original.:giggling:

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HAHAHA!!! You prick.:D

Actually most of the time, only "Harsh" words are exchanged. But they are surprised when they realize their actions are actually putting themselves in regretable danger.:OWNED::giggling:

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Fissed:giggling:

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what does your blow doll say steve?:beerchug: