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Great news Adam!:beerchug:

Be extra nice to him as he's doing the chores and stuff. It'll make him feel worst about his actions.:clapping:

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Good, then at least you can expect a decent job. Are you going to actually follow through with having him do chores for the long haul? I know most would only do it a few times, then it would phase out, and nothing else ever said. I know if I had sh&t on my truck from some neighborhood kids, I'd have them on speed dial.:D

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Make sure he gets insurance before he starts detailing your vehicles on a twice a day basis. I doubt he will be able to afford to have all the swirl and scratch marks he will put on the paint professionally removed.

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bwwaaahahahahha, have you seen Adam's truck? Swirl marks? scartches? :giggling: :popcorn:

I woul dhave that kid do two things:

1: pick up my dog's sheot
2: wash my truck

And than have a little talk with the brat about respecting the neighbors property and the bullying thing.

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Smear dog shit on your rig before your first car wash. Better yet, use yours.:giggling:

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Drty mentioned having the dog crap picked up, too. I pay someone for that now. It would be a nice break.

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That's great, Adam!!! And hilarious.

Glad the punk's parents were understanding.

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I talked to an eye witness who said that Adam make the kid crap one out for him so that could do the snitff test to confirm guilt. You don't get anything by the Adam's crap sniffer.

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YOU HIRE SOMEONE TO PICK UP YOUR DOG CRAP????

hahahahahahaha.

You are the lazy man's IDOL! :D


I'm picturing the scenario where you sit inside watching TV while the guy is outside picking up barrel-fulls of your dog crap. You don't lift a finger, except for at the end of his run where you ask to quick give it a sniff before he hauls it away.
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Nah. I wouldn't get up for that.

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I think you're on the right track. But I bet you this kid comes up with some excuses and the chores slack off after the 1st 1-2. So make it count. Make sure he's washing your truck - in a pink Speedo. And take pics. Lots of pics. Make sure they all make it to the little punk's MySpace page.

You got poo on your H2. This kid needs to hurt.

Stacy

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That's a catchy little jingle. :jump:

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Not as catchy as "Hey Crypto"

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You don't need to pick up dog poop! It decomposes and/or gets picked up for free by the lawn care company's equipment or their workers shoes. :twak:

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That would be my mower and my shoes.

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Get a lawn care company and ditch the pooper scooper company. Yet another problem solved by me. You should probably put me on your payroll.

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How bout:

"I got poo on my two"

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When there's Poo on your 2
and you're feeling kinda blue......

DIARRHEA!

:giggling: