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HAHA! :clapping: :jump: :OWNED:

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

My bad! I also saw this there so we're both right. :) It is also known as A2M, ATM, or Arse-to-Mouth. I just think ATM is neater sounding. And no, I used to not know what it meant and had heard it and did some searching. LOL I mean the acronym, not the act itself.

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

:confused:

He wipes?

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

Well, only since the weight gain. Back in his slim days he...:eek:

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

Now that I think about it....... there's no way he wipes. He's got that big round torso and those short T-Rex arms. No way he can reach.

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

What about with a luffa?

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

On his bedding right after he sh*ts his bed.

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

Speaking of luffa...tell the old lady you like her luffa...then tell her you like the way it feels on your nuts....

:jump:

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

What's a luffa?

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....

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Hahaha! I think we have one of them.

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Yeah you'll have one of those priceless moments if you nonchalantly tell her that you like the way it scratches your ass clean when you're not feeling so fresh....

:jump:

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

:jump: :jump: :jump:



But in all seriousness, I'm always feeling fresh.

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

I bet he meant a loofa. :jump:
Edited to add: sorry ssgharkness, I think I have attempted to correct you twice tonight and I apologize. I swear I'm not an egotistical spelling freak. I promise. Anyway, we were both right on the first one so that doesn't count.

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

What's a loofa?

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

Oh hell, I'm worse! It's a loofah. I have been :OWNED: twice tonight! That's what I get. Here's a loofah:

Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
 

So it's the same thing. Loofa is the correct spelling, I guess.


I'm still a bit confused because I swear that's the same thing DRTY told me cleans his gerbils with.

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Probably. He enjoyeth teh clean gerbils.

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Did that, she threw it out.:o