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Congrats Jason
![]() Although I would have thought you've had enough of children already. With this site and all. ![]() ![]() |
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Jason,
Congrats and HA-HA!!!!!! Let me give you some helpful tips: Don't change a diaper. Never change a diaper....for it has been proven: once you accomplish this and demonstrate such ability...you will forever be charged with "doing your share" and participating in the interval changes of bowel sanitation. Just Say No!!! Make sure she breast-feeds for as long as possible. When the baby wakes up at night (frequently)...it'll be a shame that you don't have live breast-milk to offer. No sense in you getting up as well??? You can hide behind the many positive benefits to breast-feeding in order to substantiate this. There's so much more to tell you...but for now let's just leave it with congrats & great news! |
Jason,
If you raise your kid like you run this Forum, You'll be a great Dad! ![]() ![]() ![]() Congrats buddy. Life will only get better. Wouldn't you just FREAK OUT if the baby came out with a fro? |
I am teaching my 13 and 15 years old sons to drive in the Hummer, yet it seems like yesterday when they were babies sleeping on my chest. I enjoyed every single minute from the moment when they were manufactured. Life is better with children. Enjoy your ride.
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Jason,
Check your E-Mail! ![]() Klaus "God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal." |
Big THANKS to all of you!
It is a fun time, and even more fun to share the news with friends. I appreciate all of the well wishes and all of the advice. - Jason |
Congrats Jason
![]() From a father of four boys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "It's what you learn, after you know it all, that counts - John Wooden |
Jason
Applause, Applause, Applause, APPLAUSE!! (I just couldn't write the "C" word again.) Remember, if you will want a relationship with your kids when they are teens (When they rarely want one with parents!), then you better establish a solid one early!! BE THERE!!!! SRFCASTR |
Belated Best Wishes!
Brian 03 Pewter H2 Lux, Airaid filter/MIT, Corsa Touring |
Jason,
I know you will be an even prouder papa than you are of this board! I wish you long life, wonderful children and little or no lower back pain! ![]() Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!! |
Bout time, Jason! CONGRATS!!!! Welcome to the world of worry and gray hair....
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Raster,
Been part of that world my whole life ... please tell me that it does not really get worse?!?!?!? Tomorrow is the big day: we are going to find out if it is a little Hummer or a little Hummette. Thanks again, Jason |
Congrats! Your life will definitely change, but for the better!
2003 H2 Hummer, Yellow,Polished Whipple Supercharged, Edelbrock ceramics, catback,18" Ambush w/mudders,lots of goodies! Y2K Corvette Millennium Yellow Convert/Blk/Blk, B&B headers, B&B Tri-Flo's, H-Tech MAG,GMS MAF, RM Racing TwinFlow. 1994 Chev 454 Suburban, Blown, Doug Thorley 1970 Trans Am, balanced, blue printed, Hooker ceramics www.4swimwear.com |
congrats, bro. Be sure to stear your better half towards a labor epidural when the time comes. They are not risk free, but statistically the pros far outweigh the cons overall, both for mother and baby. Please feel free to consult me for specifics if you'd like them-- I'll gladly give you the specifics and statistics --for free of coarse!
I was up on O.B. today and ran across a couple who chose to not know what the gender of their child would be. I've heard of that before, but it struck me today as a really cool way for a spectacular surprise for you and your wife... all you really care about is that it's healthy, anyway, right?? This couple were so much more excited by this "unknown element" than so many other couples who already know. I think my wife and I may do this when the time comes. Obviously you have to paint the room neutral colors! mountainbikr@hotmail.com gasman |
ahh kids. no u can get them all the cool toys that werent aroun when u were young...peace buddy
John R. Benda |
Jason,
Just wait till the youngster draws little hummers on your walls! Keep us posted! <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jason: Raster, Been part of that world my whole life ... please tell me that it does not really get worse?!?!?!? Tomorrow is the big day: we are going to find out if it is a little Hummer or a little Hummette. Thanks again, Jason<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Check out the OkC Chapter Page! |
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Great!!! I have 5 of my own.
Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2 |
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