LMAO!!

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!

Now THAT is funny.

Your mama's so fat I have to roll her in flower just to see were to put it



Your mama's so fat I had to take this picture with the hubble telescope


On closer inspection your mama's so fat she might be your daddy.

your mama's so fat her belly button can hold a bottle of champagne.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Your momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo momma is so gross, that her pap smear q-tip came out looking like a sugar daddy candy bar.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Touche!

Yo mamas so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.

Yo momma is soooo greasy, she use bacon as a band-aid!

Touche! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Butt