Ah, Steve, another voice of reason... I Knew I like being here,,, sort of... grounding... I guess I could pled temp insanity...

"Let me show you my gun collection"

Sona,
Listen to Steve. FB is a bloodsucking lawyer. Leave it alone and maybe it'll go away. At least that what it(FB) said would happen if we all ignored the trolls. Wonder if that applies to vampires. Meet in the courtroom? What a snivelling little bitch. You so sound like a litigating piece of trash. Please sell your H2 tomorrow!!

"I smell varmint poontang."

The best way to get them to leave the Hummer forum is IGNORE THEM. Simple. I'm done.
Don't keep debating it over and over. goodbye

the only one in this thread that is acting like a troll is you. i will not respond to your immature and childish name calling. grow up. me and sona were having a good time challenging each other in a playful manner. it wasnt serious. i didnt take offense and neither did sona. it was all in jest.

and i dont have a H2 yet. waiting on the 04.

lets get one thing clear guys, i havent demeaned or put down the H2 one time. so how can i be a troll? my posts regarding the LR threads asked for lighter moderation and more of a chance for us to moderate ourselves. thats it.

so call me whatever names you want...tool, vampire, troll, bitch, trash...whatever. its humorous to me and it just makes you look bad.

wow...I take offence there

by now I thought it was well established that carter,will, and myself where the Land rover trolls

its not much but its all we have so please dont give that honor to someone else

Musky:the thinking mans fish

Dirt is for playing roads are for getting there

Hey, DRTYFN, I'm a lawyer. Ya REALLY want to start with me, too?

Hmmm...I don't think ANYONE wants to start with the lawyer from Brooklyn...not even me! Glad you're on my side!

Kelley

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bklynh2srock:
Hey, DRTYFN, I'm a lawyer. Ya REALLY want to start with me, too? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh....hey...guys,

I'm quite certain, from reading the post, that somebody mistook Firebreather as being one of the LR-invaders.

For the record, Firebreather has a name, it's Jason AND he's not one of the "trolls". Big-time misunderstanding there. Let's all un-lock and un-load the artillery and relax: the LR assault is over and done.

While some of us are still suffering from what psychiatrist refer to as "Post Traumatic LR stress disorder"....the rest of us have moved on.

So let's all chill out and feel the love once again.....on all counts...everything is cool.

When I get uptight I find my happy place. Relax, let yourself go....endulge your senses and imagine where you'd want to be right now. For me that place is right about here!:

hey...it took some effort and time to make this happen...I plan to get some serious mileage out of this shot!

yea thats a good image to call it a night to

lol

Musky:the thinking mans fish

Dirt is for playing roads are for getting there

thanks everyone for welcoming me...i'm starting to really like this place!

You're welcome Jason. You know what I enjoy....re-reading my post that I write late at night and getting to enjoy them again. Ahhhh....the benefits of a limited mental capacity!!

I often like to jump in and defuse things with a bit of humor. In the end...we all just want to enjoy life and feel good about ourselves.

Or something like that.

I have to authenticate Firebreather's take on the previous situation. I did initially jump in with an attempt to thrust and perry with my bayonet, after FB and I traded a few blows, we achieved a middle ground and it became nothing more then internet banter. So, we may have came into this thread with one intention, we finished it with another. When I read his posts I realize he and I are quite similar, HBWS (Hitting the Bear With Stick). Everyone relax, stop the name calling, hey I don't like Lawyers much either, unless they are H2 owners, then they are my friends too, bound by our common interests, questions, and ignorance about H2's. Have fun...

"Let me show you my gun collection"

That's the spirit!!

BTW, that's parry!

Kelley
(The one who knows something about swordplay...)

shows you what I know about fencing...

"Let me show you my gun collection"

K-Mac - Don't you find that fencing is the hardest leg workout you've ever done?
Been a long time since I did any, but it was harder than basketball, football or soccer as far as conditioning! And that is collegiate level training. I took Fencing as a class in college and thought I was going to die the first week! Much respect for those who do that!

NOT to draw a competitive sport issue....but my vote has got to be for racquetball...you have to be quick, agile, reverse direction quickly and move like lightening! I play twice a week for about 2 1/2 hours at a time...it's about the most fun you can have in the confines of a small room whacking balls around for sport!

Oh behave!!

I don't have to be confined to a small room to whack balls around, Steve. And I have fun doing it, too.

Played rugby for 12 years, college and club level, now I ref and still feel like I get my butt kicked... Kind of like Power lifting, and then sprinting over and over.... for 40 minutes, take a 5 min break, and then 40 more minutes, non-stop.

"Let me show you my gun collection"

uhh.. heh heh.. she said balls...

I can't believe that I read everyone of those posts. I must be insane too. I work with a lot of attorneys in my business and they are down to earth for the most part when you get them out of the court room.

Sona sounds like he is probably sane most of the time. Now if we can just get him under control we can move on to Hummer business. Or whatever.

Remember, it is not the size of the stick but how you swing it.

I've done both. Fencing is the far superior sport both in terms of strategy and in terms of lower body conditioning. Each time I take a hiatus, I think I'm going to bust a gut when I go back...it's just INTENSE...

Steve, I'll step on the racquetball court with you anytime and I'll hold my own (haven't played in years) but fencing would kick your butt!

Kelley

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Steve R:
NOT to draw a competitive sport issue....but my vote has got to be for racquetball...you have to be quick, agile, reverse direction quickly and move like lightening! I play twice a week for about 2 1/2 hours at a time...it's about the most fun you can have in the confines of a small room whacking balls around for sport!

Oh behave!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Steve;
I was talking about pure conditioning. Racketball is fun and lots of strategy; which if you use, you won't have to move very much! I have seen a ton of fat out of shape good racketball players; don't see that in many other sports.

Hmmmmm.....

This gives me an idea. Why not create a sport called "Racfencing"? A racquet in one hand and the sword in the other? Then to make it more challenging we can attach weights to our upper-body!!!

Can we get strippers on polls instead of cheerleaders? I'm thinking we could get serious pay per view numbers! No real rules needed, just kind of a gladiator feel.

I'm hearing ya K-tower.....think you've got something there. Perhaps a bit of pro-wrestling dialed in...say "Texas chain-style match-up" where contestants are tied together with a chain.

My wife asked me one night at a Mavs game what I would do if I were as rich as Mark Cuban (7bil); My response; I'd have a Mavs dancer on a stripper poll in each room of my house!
Not that I have a particular affinity for the stripper poll; but because it would make for the most entertaining episode of Cribs ever on MTV!!

As for the game; a kendo stick and a cattle prod for each combatant in a barbed wire cage match!! Vinny Mac watch your back!