You're the warmest Dennis because the name does indeed have a vowel in it

Oh, and the person doesn't know that I know. Muwahahahahahah!

Argo, go for it, she is real. Her photo is on the internet, she must be real. If you like older woman, she is right for you. Don't mess with Rudy, you'll get your health insurance cancelled too, whatever you do, don't let Rudy know where you are meeting. Don't tell her you are rich, in fact, test her, make her pay for the dinner, if she does, she really really loves you.

Who the hell is Rudy and why would he cancel my insurance?

The secret is to review 2 posts made by "Hummergrrl" on 12.8 and one made today 12.11. There is a little slip up that is quite obvious and reveals who he really is.

Bucky,

I reviewed the posts and I've come to the conclusion......

You're a c'ksucker

Rudy has the biggest Hummer there is, and he has beautiful tattoos all over his body. There are times to be brave and act like a man, and there are times one must run away and hide as fast as one can. You don't want to be standing there with Rudy in the rain with some discounted Safeway roses and when the older woman does not show up, Rudy is obligated to get mad at somebody, that, my friend, has gotta be you. After Rudy is finished with you, your healthy insurance company will cancel you policy while you are lying there half dead and wishing you are dead.

Did I make a short answer extra long?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerGRRL:
Thanks Argo. You are cute.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
Thanks Argo. You are cute.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


BUSTED!!!!!!

Mac, are you saying Rudy is Hummer grl?

Who is busted Dennis? Me? Whatever...

OK let's analyze this........


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerGRRL:
Thanks Argo. You are cute. I don't know about offroading though. Are you sure it is safe? I don't want to get scratched or anything. I'll be in town this weekend. Then I leave for Hawaii on Tuesday. Give me your number and I will give you a call on saturday. Maybe you can take me out for Dinner?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'm new on the dating scene again. My girlfriends and I like to go out and get drinks at El Gaucho. Maybe we will see you there one night <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


OHHH NOOOO WAY!!! **** that was hard! ARGO! NOOOOO!

I don't see anything with those posts that is weird. What am I missing?

I bet she wants to get steaks at El Gaucho...

Just spill it Alec... Too much beer in my short lifetime to figure out riddles...

AWWWW, My gut hurts bad....Argo ma man, BRING A PAIR OF TROJANS bruther! I know now...What a sick......PUD?.......Hehehehehehe.

PM me who it is Dennis.

ARGO,

P.S. He's gonna take that bullet from his nose, and shove it up yer anal cavity.

My wife just got fed up with my laughing....Gotta go.....HAHAHAHAHAHA, won't be able to sleep tonight.

DRTY? How the hell did you get that from those quotes? I just can't connect the dots...

I guess I am... What did she say to make her DRTY?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
You're the warmest Dennis because the name does indeed have a vowel in it

Oh, and the person doesn't know that I know. Muwahahahahahah!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The person has a vowel in their name- I don't you peckerheads. Besides, I don't get off pretending I'm someone else. I'll leave that to the Crying Game freaks.
Argo- I told you it was a scam.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
ARGO,

P.S. He's gonna take that bullet from his nose, and shove it up yer anal cavity.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're such a douche bag. It's sooo not me, you sissy canuck.

Oh, f*ck you nitwits!! I just figured out what you've been patting yourselves on the back about. Nice try, super sleuths, but like I said- It's not me. Is it Col. Mustard in the Kitchen with candle stick?
No, it's Drag(queen) in the bedroom with a vibrator.

Maybe you guys can get a group rate on forum therapy...this stuff is warping your fragile little minds!

Excellent friday morning reading!!!!

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SUT on order 12/02. 12 months down, 6 to go!
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Okay, here is the most logical explaination for all of this:

Hot chicks make men stupid



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SUT on order 12/02. 12 months down, 6 to go!
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During this whole thing I've been laughing because it reminds me of the South Park episode where one of the girls starts to get little bumps for breasts and the boys all start acting like little cavemen competing for her attention.
But I knew it was someone with sausage playing the Crying Game. And Argo probably rubbed one out while thinking of how he was going to propose to "her".

Sorry Argo,

I have no clue. Bucky must be hunted down. He knows.

DRTY is not your MAN...It's some other man . But good luck on Saturday. I'm sure you and Rudy will have a SWELL time if HE/SHE doesn't show.

Argo.... you little turd... you got some splaining to do. You been a baaaaad boy/girl. You didn't wear a dress while pretending that you were HummerGRRL, did you?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
The person has a vowel in their name- I don't you peckerheads. Besides, I don't get off pretending I'm someone else. I'll leave that to the Crying Game freaks.
Argo- I told you it was a scam.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

drytY,

A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y (drtY), now back to kindergarten. Since it's sometimes Y that means some people think it's you and others don't. Only I know the truth.

Actually, I have the definitive answer. Argo's going tranny on us.

Forgot about that damn Y thingy. Damn.

Me? I'm not a tranny, you sick pud. I di like sausage, but only the magma dog from Good Dog/Bad Dog. Also the Thai Chicken Peanut Curry sausage at Whole Foods is great as well.

You guys are scaring me!

HummerGRRL,

Sorry about that. I believe you after our PM.
I PMed my phone number cuz now my wife wants to know also.....Mabye you two can chat.

I can't because she says you're too beautiful . Anyways, enjoy the Forum and mabye talk to you later.

PS. She knows I'm a internet perv, so don't hold back.

Hmmmmm...

OLD PICS HUH???

Just through a divorce means pics would be from when you were married yet I see NO wedding ring??

Pic three just shows the ring finger....EMPTY

Hmmmmmm.....

I only see the index finger. Although in pic 1 you can kind of see the finger