May I suggest the Mauna Loa Chocolate covered Macadamias. My Mom gives them to me on special occasions, they are my favorite.

Tower is very right when he says those liquid supplements may supress the appetite. When I was younger my docotr was worried about my weight and Rx'ed milkshakes. I drank them but wasn't hungry for any solids.

Are you hearing any of this my qwerty king?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Bunch of red.
Dillweed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Man! Drty picked him apart like a crab.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
My next goal is to add weight. Well help with weight problem if anyone can.
Thanks
TAZ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ask tower. He's a very "healthy" vegetarian.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_RED">Apon??? WTF is apon? Is that how that works when a bank holds the tittle? Thanks. </span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tittle? WTF is tittle? Is that DRTYspeak for a small breast?

Also, Drty, even you will admit that I am something of an expert at keeping weight on!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_RED">Apon??? WTF is apon? Is that how that works when a bank holds the tittle? Thanks. </span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tittle? WTF is tittle? Is that DRTYspeak for a small breast?

Also, Drty, even you will admit that I am something of an expert at keeping weight on! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I meant to say tittle. I've been treated to a picture of a female friend's glorious globes, so I'm very focused on mammaries tonight.

And the "healthy" vegetarian thing was the joke.

I like some bling but ...

I don't like H2's lowered period. Put your 24's on a Denali with a soccer mom sticker on the back.

It makes me sick to see a H2 in this condition. Those wheels are lame. Why do you need nerf bars ?

It makes me want to take off all my chrome when I see this....

-SssH2

Thanks everyone for the advice. My Doc said what tower and Co-pilot was talking about. Dennis He did recommend allot of protein like you mentioned to prevent the muscle from basicly consuming itself if I'm playing sports or active outside stuff in the heat. Then he said but, You cannot get enough carbs so do not be afraid of those. They will be a quicker fuel to help muscle retain and take in the protein. I told Him good grief Doc I'm going to have to hire a dietician to go around with me all the time. He laughed and said just take everything We talked about and balance it out equally leaning a little more to carbs. Ok I can understand that. He did say that I need to find a weight gainer drink. I mentioned the ensure type products bt, He said He does recommend them to a normal digestive system but, I need something more radical. Those are more tame than imagined but great for the elderly or children who can absorb but, need to do it more slowly and carefully. Doc said I needed an IV bag of calories to wear around My neck.

There is a guy who helps the pro sport guys in Little Rock and yes We do have some pro sports here. AFL 2 called the Twisters. We have held the attendance record for the league since it started about 4 or 5 years ago. We love football here in the south. But, anyway he helps them and another pro football team, basketball, hockey (which shocked the heck out of Me that it could last here but, it has).

He told me tell this guy He sent Me and He could help but, He is gone for the week. So hopefully I'll catch Him next week. I'm going to try and be careful this weekend. I have to Ump a 3 day girls fastpitch tourney with 3 Umps per field. 2 games on 1 game off if there are enough qualified plate Umps, which in Jacksonville, AR they are 3 and I'm one of them. We are bringing in Umps from around the state hoping to get more plate qualified guys or gals. It is supposed to be cooler here this weekend so that will help.

Doc wants Me to exercise but, I have to be careful because that can kill appetite in some. I told Him I'm very active and not changing that. I just got to find a way to fuel the engine. My problem now is that the tecture of some things just will not stay in Me to put it nicely. He said I just about could not eat anything that would hurt unless it surpressed My appetite of which I have none. I'm getting better about watching the time tower. It is so easy to get busy and look up and it has been 8 hours since I had something. I Love Baby Ruths so Doc said to go ahead and carry the mini ones around to eat as long as I'm taking My childrens chewables twice a day. I get vitamins IV mostly but, He said they have found that in My situation that there is something about the saliva mixing with the chewables allow them to be absorbed when no others will that You just swallow. They looked into liquid vitamins but did not mix with saliva enough. Somehow the chewable attaches to the saliva and prepares it to absorb. They figured it out with chemo patients who lose appetite bad. He said he wished weed was medically legal it is the best thing He has seen for appetite loss in the studies they do for cancer patients. But, He said it has such a bad stigma to it but, it could be so helpful for chemo patients. He said boy if i could prescribe that it would save allot of trouble the patients have. I know that is not a very scientific explanation but, heck I do not understand allot of this mess anyway. He said the same thing that can help You gain weight can cause loss if used wrong. I'm a little worried about summer with all the ball and Umping, not counting working on My Baby. He said I have to increase water but if to much i will negate the vitamin and mineral gain. He said switch back and forth between water and sport drinks to hopefully balance it out. I have never used sport drinks much so I'm behind the curve there. So recomendation would be useful there for sure. I am from the old school in sports from football days. Drink allot of water and live off salt tablets. Sometime I would get carried away figuring if a little was good allot had to be better. Man talk about sick from to much salt. YUUUUUUCK!! He said using either one to the extreme would not be good with malabsorbtion. Well anytime someone thinks of something or runs across something PM Me and let Me know so I can look into. I almost forget Doc did absolutely recommend the Macadamias nuts. I love them so i got to get out and get them. I had forgot about them because in My head I always looked at them as fattening so now they are a good thing. O BOY!!!
Thanks Gang
TAZ

Taz,

Gatorade was designed for pro football players and is as good as anything out there for your purposes. If you can't stand the taste of salt, cut it to 50% with water. Then keep sipping all day long!

As far as marijuana goes... the phenomenon is known as "the munchies." It is well documented. Now I am a ski patrolman and, as such, would not advocate your breaking any laws. But I think you must consider, why your doctor has told you the following:

“I wish weed was medically legal. It is the best thing I have seen for appetite loss in the studies they do for cancer patients. It has such a bad stigma to it. It could be so helpful for chemo patients. Boy if I could prescribe that, it would save a lot of trouble the patients have.”

I believe your physician was making a suggestion here. I believe he was advocating certain steps that might make your efforts to gain and maintain weight a lot easier. You might want to consider this seriously.

And if Taz gets busted his doctor can come visit him in prison and bring his some special lotion for his red, raw and boo-booed butthole.

C'mon, DRTY. If your boy GW could snort coke in college, Taz can smoke a little doobie.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
C'mon, DRTY. If your boy GW could snort coke in college, Taz can smoke a little doobie. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't you have some vegetables to eat or something?

sorry to disrupt the trailer park guys. ease up. everyones got their different flavor. Maybe youd like these other creations we've had our hands on

Damn, that's a HUUUUGE pic.

escalade grilles u say? yea.. we do that too. No ones really done that to a H2 have they?

Fixed it before I could. Thanks.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
escalade grilles u say? yea.. we do that too. No ones really done that to a H2 have they?

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, and it was ugly.

I really dont get it guys... Everyones all about



Guess I shoulda looked around more and realized this wasnt the site. We do EVERYTHING to H2s. We had not yet gone this route with one so we figured why the heck not. Theres more than a few of this style h2 around here...and they are selling for quite a bit more. I dont assume to know the potential owners, except that it will be someone looking for this look...and someone that doesnt have the time on their hands to have it created for them.

But seriously...thanks for the warm welcome

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
Theres more than a few of this style h2 around here...and they are selling for quite a bit more.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wait you just said this was ONE OFF.. Now your saying these things roll through the streets everywhere?!?! And I was about to plunk down the 100k for it too

If you want to sell something here, try contacting the site owner first. Don't spam. You haven't earned the right to post something for sale without getting **** for it.

If you were a legit member of this forum, it would be one thing, but we're not fond of unfamiliar solicitors.

blah blah... sorry detroit. Our roads are a bit better..we can handle rubber band tires.

Did you stop reading comprehension in the 3rd grade? One off...Im sure it is. Theres definitly none exactly the same. Thank goodness, im sure in your eyes

Still pretty blingly but I do like the H2 on paddels

BTW, lower the SFA conversion and you might have something the boys around the trailer park would like.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
blah blah... I'm a self-loathing animal molester. I wet the bed and my auntie-mommy uses a Tazer on my little baby dick.
So to get back at the world I try to free-load and sell really stupid, over-priced **** whenever & wherever I can. I'm doing this because nobody wants $5 hand jobs from me anymore because of the sores on my face. I really need the money because my trans-gender surgery is going to be really expensive. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nice lifted rig. It would not work for most of these guys they spend allot of time offroad. They use an H2 for what it was designed for unlike Me. I just bling and show it. All these guys are good at offroading and would tear that lifted monster up. They meet at MOAB and PARAGON several times a year when not out running the rocks and mud loccaly. I would put them up against most anyone on the knowledge of offroading as well as just designing and building what ever they wanted an H2 to be. I have always been considered smart but, most of these guys know things and use words I have never heard. Most are very successful business owners and professionals who earned what they have. So to imply anything like trailer guys, not that there is anything wrong with ownig or livig in a Mobile Home. I know very good people who live in them so they can do the smart thing and not pay rent. This way they end up with something they own or at least is theirs. It seems unfair considering the back and forth picking going on. I may have missed it but, I did not see an attack on Your living arrangements or personal habits.
Now for You to come here and immediately try to sell something was a mistake and acceptable. You received no treatment different than anyone esle who has approached this forum in the same way without getting to know the people here first. There are people on this forum that some conversions that are as good as any and that is their lively hood. They respect the forum sponsor Jason and his Hummer acc. business that carries this forum. So they do not push their business stuff here concerning Hummers unless it is something Jason does not handle. If they did want to sell something here they would contact jason to get permission but, mosre so ask Him to participate in the profit model of what ever business was asked to condust here.

But, these are My friends and You refering to any of Us as trailer park guys is not appropriate. Unless I missed a response or 2 they have talked about the bling rig as have I. I Love bling but, as i mentioned i do my own and others if they want My help.
I have not seen them implying Your from the wrong side of the tracks or whatever other stereotype can be called upon to sling aroud.
I'm sorry things got off wrong as I think You have allot of nowledge that could be used as is done here first and foremost. Help each other with new ideas. that is what this forum is about. I hope that perhaps things can be corrected and you can participate as a respect member and go off on long term offroading trips. i would respectfully suggest that You hang in here and get to know us and help. Not sell us somehting. Most that do become a part of the family end up getting Our business without asking us if it is something that Jason does not have. I do know if we find something and he does not have he will try to get it in the store for us or get us a group buy.
I could see where You could fit in and be a help. I guess it is up to you if You would olike more than a business relationship and try to turn it into being part of Our very big family.
Well just my take and that and $4 may be able to get somebody a fancy cup of coffee.
Hope things will turn around.
TAZ

Taz, I would like to start a motion that for each ONE of your posts your post count be credited four. I think it only fair, and I further motion that your post count be adjusted to 2880.

I often amaze myself that I read the whole thing. Thanks for your contribution .

Taz,

You so rock! That was very eloquently put, very polite and I believe it reflects the feelings of most, if not all, of us.

If you have time, perhaps you could move out here to L.A. and run for mayor. It would be nice to have someone with integrity and humility in that office for a change.

And I'd vote for quadrupling your posts too!

You could also advertise on the site. That's where a lot of the negative feedback is coming from... other than lowered isn't really big around here. Many of us have been here quite a while and share ideas, fixes, and network with one another. We ALL support Jason's site as he has allowed us to join this family of knowledge. Your first post on here was about buy my truck (should have been posted in the classified section) but was about posting your business to make money. Great idea, but contribute to advertising and there may be things you can do with your company through the site. Posting this way will only... well you already see what happens. You have some very unique rides that your company has built or helped build, some very ugly crap too .
Good luck getting rid of that lowrider H2. I'm sure you will find a buyer for "IT", but more than likely not here.
I'd keep the trailer park attitude to yourself though. I highly doubt you will like the outcome. good luck....

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by N2ITNSD:
I often amaze myself that I read the whole thing. Thanks for your contribution . </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I agree. And you can't "speed read" your posts very well either, well I can't. I end up confusing myself and have to re-read what I already read.

I think quadruple is being very frugal, more like sextuple or septuple his posts.

Just funning ya Taz.

Didnt come on here to sell our company or products. Just came to spread the word on this truck. I see how some of you take it as advertising, not my intention though.

Trailer park meant nothing more than stomping grounds, not referring to your lifestyles.

Im sure that I will be a part of this community one day.

Anyway... just snapped a few more pics that look just plain silly. BTW...this big ole rig wont be doin any muddin or crawlin. Shes a trailer queen in the making. The one on page 3 with the paddles... 500+hp, 25K+ paint job...insane a/v system, and he jumps it at the Dunes. Love that guy!!!

Ok, serious question:

HTH do you get in that thing? Ladder? Elevator? Chain ladder that falls down when you open the door?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:

What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades, pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona, to different highly reputable aftermarket shops around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more?


That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite. If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you.


We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued.


Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficient, and we ask the same of you.


Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs. Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

For a full selection of pictures....
h2 Pictures

$100k </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

3 pages later you said:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Didnt come on here to sell our company or products. Just came to spread the word on this truck. I see how some of you take it as advertising, not my intention though.

Trailer park meant nothing more than stomping grounds, not referring to your lifestyles.

Im sure that I will be a part of this community one day. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did I miss something? Or am I just acting like trailer trash? You were selling your car, TO EVERYONE IN THE TRAILER PARK at first, now you think you can take it back.

I like your innovation, but don't start trash talkin everyone else here! They're sending you a message! Take your "Trailer Queen" and put it in the classifieds, after you request permission, from Jason, to even post it.

And after you do all that, SHOW MORE PICS OF THE PADDLE H2! (please).

I don't care if I get flamed by you asswipes but......

I REALLY LIKE the pewter/black paintjob on the H2. Take away the Bling and it'll look cool.

I'm tempted....Very tempted to paint me baby like that.

Hey *******,

Can you post some more close ups of the pewter/black paintjob? Do it and I'll leave you alone.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by N2ITNSD:
Taz, I would like to start a motion that for each ONE of your posts your post count be credited four. I think it only fair, and I further motion that your post count be adjusted to 2880.

I often amaze myself that I read the whole thing. Thanks for your contribution . </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll second that motion!

Dennis, I seriously considered going with that type of paint scheme. Similar to SMA's, but couldn't pull the trigger.

Can I race the paddle boat?

Thanks everybody for wanting to up My count. I do receive everything said with the fun intended by it. If You can't laugh at Yourself Your likely to not be a very happy person anyway. That's way I have always looked at life. Life's just full of stupid stuff or Me I am doing stupid stuff so I may as well have fun with it. I'm amazed Myself that many read all that I write but, so greatful that you do. I really do try to condense my thoughts but, I just seem to lose that battle. I really do mean to be help and share some insight. Sorry for the length I'm not giving up the fight to shorten things. I'm not kidding before My illness You could not get Me to say 2 words much less a sentence, nothing more than it took to conduct business or to get My idea across as quickly as I could. Wrongly I felt like I just did not have time for people to honestly admit it. Not looking down on anyone just to busy to take time to see what others needed. But, after the first year of the illness I began to communicate more and allot. Doc says it most likely was because subconsciuosly I felt I was not going to have time to say allot of things I wished I had, so I had never tried to work on communication. He says I just began to overcompensate. Hopefully I can slow down but, now that I have taken the time to communicate I really do not want to go back to the way it was. I just got to try and make a conscious effort to find a happy medium.

tower I'm known for being tactful around here but, can be brass if Family and Friends are unfairly attacked. tower You now the Forum tried to talk Me into running for President on here and had picked out cabinet etc. I had some good cabinet folks I think. Then there was sort of a mutiny and I withdrew the acceptance.

I try to remember that when I came here KenP and Dennis worked real quick with Me to teach me the ropes and am very greatful. Maybe We should develope a users guide that when a person signs up to be able to enter forum they go through some does and dont's. Just a thought.

DRYT That 2 tone paint job is on several H2's at My dealer. I'm sure they painted theirs themselves but, as you have seen the lines it would be easy to do. I'm not into body and painting but, do know enough to get Me in trouble if I try it. That paint scheme is fairly easy to tape off and wet sand. Then I have seen some prime and some just paint, I guess it has to do with what paint You use, and others shoot the second tone, then wet sand to finish and then shoot clear. I would think a very compitent painter could do that for You at a very reasonable price. Remember I'm not a painter but, just recalling what I have seen done before. I saw a pewter recently at My dealer painted just like that but, had a different second tone. They shot a darker shade of pewter on it not real drastic more elegant with enough shading change to see the difference easily and it looked so sweet. I think You would like it that way and it would not be such a startling change that it would be hard for you to adjust to it.
I had a sponsor furnish chrome graphics and did a great job. I looked at it for 3 weeks and had it removed. I just could not adjust to the change. So I'm having an artist to do some real suttle airbrush stuff so that We can do something less harsh and more elegantly stated. I want to accent the bling instead of hiding it is what I felt the graphics did.
Oh, if anyone knows how to do this type of paint I'm going to mention next would You PM Me or let Me know on the forum as others may be interested. I have seen and had a friend trying to get the technique but, it is hard to do. I'll call it rain painting. He sands down the rig and after airbrushing or whatever He mixes some small flake in clear coat. He sprays rig down with water and as it begins to run and look like rain drops or I should say tear drops more descibes it, He shoots it with the clear and flake. I have seen a job like it and it makes the rig look like it is wet all the time and glistens really great. If anyone knows something about this please help me out.
Thanks everyone for all Your patience, I mean when I say thanks for putting up with Me. I just look forward to Us all getting together someday maybe right in the middle of the US someplace.
TAZ

Hey Taz, not like I would be able to contribute otherwise; I did google all sorts of applicable phrases and couldn't find the paint job stuff for you. But I tried.

You better be typing and snacking at the same time.

Whenever I see 2 tone paint job I think about...



You should paint that thing black/white and sell it to SeaWorld, they'll love it

Thanks Co-pilot. I'm trying real hard to remember it takes food to stay alive. My daughter just came home and asked have I eaten and saw a fastfood burger on the counter that i picked up at 1:30 and forgot about it. I didn't say anything and then got yelled at allot. I just realized I had not eaten since this morning around 10 am. But, She brought pizza home and I'm going to turn on the Elvis Family special and eat some pizza.
Thanks for Your concern and trying to help Me find the paint scheme. It does exist i saw it but, cannot find it again.
TAZ

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">05 Supercharged Show H2 (brand new) for sale! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Roxie, you missed nothing. Look at the title of the thread.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
Thanks everyone for all Your patience, I mean when I say thanks for putting up with Me. I just look forward to Us all getting together someday maybe right in the middle of the US someplace.
TAZ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That place is called Texas, and an open invite sits to you, or anyone else here who wants to come on down...