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HummerNewbie 04-14-2006 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by Dan Rather:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
This is a "I wanna be in the sh!thole" thread.

Sorry, should it be the "I want HI to ride my sack next" thread? If so, I'll pass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No need for you to pass, I am pretty sure you don't meet her minimum standards anyway.

Ipedog 04-14-2006 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Dan Rather:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
This is a "I wanna be in the sh!thole" thread.

Sorry, should it be the "I want HI to ride my sack next" thread? If so, I'll pass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Dan!


ShaggyX 04-14-2006 11:38 AM

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So is it bad if I think she has potential?

CO Hummer 04-14-2006 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by ShaggyX:
So is it bad if I think she has potential?

Whoa....

Amanda's back!

ShaggyX 04-14-2006 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
So is it bad if I think she has potential?

Whoa....

Amanda's back! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I think I am mainly attracted to women who look like they would stab you in your sleep.

CO Hummer 04-14-2006 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by ShaggyX:
I think I am mainly attracted to women who look like they would stab you in your sleep.

Ken - Keep an eye on this guy.

Jim_Cantore 04-14-2006 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan Rather:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
This is a "I wanna be in the sh!thole" thread.

Sorry, should it be the "I want HI to ride my sack next" thread? If so, I'll pass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No need for you to pass, I am pretty sure you don't meet her minimum standards anyway. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know. Let's see

A pulse - check

A sack - check



Dan, Congrats! You are in like everyone else.

ShaggyX 04-14-2006 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan Rather:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
This is a "I wanna be in the sh!thole" thread.

Sorry, should it be the "I want HI to ride my sack next" thread? If so, I'll pass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No need for you to pass, I am pretty sure you don't meet her minimum standards anyway. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know. Let's see

A pulse - check

A sack - check



Dan, Congrats! You are in like everyone else. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>OH SNAP!

HummerNewbie 04-14-2006 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
I don't know. Let's see

A pulse - check

A sack - check



Dan, Congrats! You are in like everyone else.

Somebody told me that was your check list.

ShaggyX 04-14-2006 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
I don't know. Let's see

A pulse - check

A sack - check



Dan, Congrats! You are in like everyone else.

Somebody told me that was your check list. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>WTF? Why not just say "I know you are, but what am I?" At least try to be a little creative.

CO Hummer 04-14-2006 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by ShaggyX:
WTF? Why not just say "I know you are, but what am I?" At least try to be a little creative.

Seeing as how you're not going to run Slickrock....I'd say your safe since you're leaving your sack at home.

HummerNewbie 04-14-2006 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by ShaggyX:
WTF? Why not just say "I know you are, but what am I?" At least try to be a little creative.

LOL

HummerNewbie 04-14-2006 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
I don't know. Let's see

A pulse - check

A sack - check



Dan, Congrats! You are in like everyone else.

So, andkon, why change your name to Jim?

Jim_Cantore 04-14-2006 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
I don't know. Let's see

A pulse - check

A sack - check



Dan, Congrats! You are in like everyone else.

So, andkon, why change your name to Jim? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Andkon was an attention whore- look it up. I changed it for him.

I am drawn to things that suck up attention, like a hurricane sucks up moisture. It is a gift, a calling.....

HIHUSBAND 04-14-2006 02:33 PM

I can't take this anymore, I had to sign up and speak my mind.

Rob: You try to have sex with my wife and tell her you love her and call her nonstop. How about I take a trip to see you and ram a baseball bat up your fat ass. You might like that though wouldn't you tubby.

HummerNewbie: I've passed your number out to all my friends at work. You are trying to turn yourself into a mini rob aren't you? I haven't figured you out yet but I'll be watching.

Marcmedic: Enjoy your trip cause you won't have a job when you come back. Oh and if CYS comes a knockin it wasn't me. Me and you are just getting started. Welcome to my little game of let's see how bad I can destroy marcs life since he likens my wife to a hooker. You sure were going to spend a lot of money to get some, but seeing how ugly you are it makes sense.

DRTYFN 04-14-2006 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan Rather:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
This is a "I wanna be in the sh!thole" thread.

Sorry, should it be the "I want HI to ride my sack next" thread? If so, I'll pass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No need for you to pass, I am pretty sure you don't meet her minimum standards anyway. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know. Let's see

A pulse - check

A sack - check



Dan, Congrats! You are in like everyone else. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't forget the most important criteria:
Not married to her.

Newbie, she likes other things than just cock. Fisting ring any bells?

HIHUSBAND 04-14-2006 02:35 PM

Jim_Cantore: I don't know if those comments you made are serious or not but you are treading on thin ice. I don't want to have to throw you in the ocean with some chum strapped to your forehead.

HIHUSBAND 04-14-2006 02:36 PM

DRTYFN: HOW DO YOU KOW THIS?! ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE TOO?!

It never ends with you people...

HummerNewbie 04-14-2006 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HIHUSBAND:
I can't take this anymore, I had to sign up and speak my mind.

Rob: You try to have sex with my wife and tell her you love her and call her nonstop. How about I take a trip to see you and ram a baseball bat up your fat ass. You might like that though wouldn't you tubby.

HummerNewbie: I've passed your number out to all my friends at work. You are trying to turn yourself into a mini rob aren't you? I haven't figured you out yet but I'll be watching.

Marcmedic: Enjoy your trip cause you won't have a job when you come back. Oh and if CYS comes a knockin it wasn't me. Me and you are just getting started. Welcome to my little game of let's see how bad I can destroy marcs life since he likens my wife to a hooker. You sure were going to spend a lot of money to get some, but seeing how ugly you are it makes sense.

What ever

HummerNewbie 04-14-2006 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Newbie, she likes other things than just cock. Fisting ring any bells?

Nope, doesn't ring any bells.

ShaggyX 04-14-2006 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HIHUSBAND:
I can't take this anymore, I had to sign up and speak my mind.

Rob: You try to have sex with my wife and tell her you love her and call her nonstop. How about I take a trip to see you and ram a baseball bat up your fat ass. You might like that though wouldn't you tubby.

HummerNewbie: I've passed your number out to all my friends at work. You are trying to turn yourself into a mini rob aren't you? I haven't figured you out yet but I'll be watching.

Marcmedic: Enjoy your trip cause you won't have a job when you come back. Oh and if CYS comes a knockin it wasn't me. Me and you are just getting started. Welcome to my little game of let's see how bad I can destroy marcs life since he likens my wife to a hooker. You sure were going to spend a lot of money to get some, but seeing how ugly you are it makes sense.
Worst. AE. Evar. STFU and GBTW

HIHUSBAND 04-14-2006 02:50 PM

I saw you delete that post rob. I am not on crack although if I were you would be the first to be offered some. Fatty.

Maybe you should keep that giant melon of yours shut and listen.

HIHUSBAND 04-14-2006 02:52 PM

ShaggyX: You need to keep your self quiet boy. You are the ugliest bastard here. You have no life, no woman, you drive a pos xterra, you are broke. I'm just getting started punk.

ShaggyX 04-14-2006 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by HIHUSBAND:
ShaggyX: You need to keep your self quiet boy. You are the ugliest bastard here. You have no life, no woman, you drive a pos xterra, you are broke. I'm just getting started punk.
LMFAO! This could turn out to be an entertaining afternoon.

HIHUSBAND 04-14-2006 03:58 PM

AlecW: How do you know she likes that?!

HIHUMMER 04-14-2006 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by HIHUSBAND:
AlecW: How do you know she likes that?!

Ha! How do YOU know that I do? Get your a$$ back in the kitchen and make me some dinner.

Oh yea...and wear that sexy outfit I bought you.

Mr. I - Man 04-14-2006 04:14 PM

This AE sh*t is about as played out as Shaggy's circa 1996 grunge look. Curt is worm dirt, move on dude!

Mr. I - Man 04-14-2006 04:15 PM

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Oh yea...and wear that sexy outfit I bought you.

The ball gag and nipple clamps?

HIHUMMER 04-14-2006 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Oh yea...and wear that sexy outfit I bought you.

The ball gag and nipple clamps? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, honey..that's your outfit.

ShaggyX 04-14-2006 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
This AE sh*t is about as played out as Shaggy's circa 1996 grunge look. Curt is worm dirt, move on dude!
LOL...never been called grunge before (that I remember).

Jim_Cantore 04-14-2006 04:46 PM

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I am sorry. I retract my earlier post.

All you need is a pulse.No sack required.

Jim_Cantore 04-14-2006 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
And??? At least I am comfortable with my sexuality. Can you say the same?

Knew you would delete that one.

Saved it for ya.

HIHUMMER 04-14-2006 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
And??? At least I am comfortable with my sexuality. Can you say the same?

Knew you would delete that one.

Saved it for ya. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's fine..I was just gonna ask you if that makes you horny? Come on Jimmy, you know you want it.

Mr. I - Man 04-14-2006 05:10 PM

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LOL...never been called grunge before (that I remember).

Sorry my mistake was it more of the 1998 Phish look.

HIHUSBAND 04-14-2006 05:33 PM

I don't know what all this AE stuff means.

Mr I turd: Zip it up gay boy. This doesn't concern you.

HIHUMMER 04-14-2006 05:36 PM

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I don't know what all this AE stuff means.

Really? Then you'll have no problem telling the audience where my birthmark is?

HIHUMMER 04-14-2006 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by Alec W:
I'm guessing the ass



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