Since you didn't clarify yourself from inception, what did you expect?
Since you've said that you're from the Discoweb, you've undoubtedly witnessed the trashtalking that we hear on a daily basis, right? It never once crossed your mind that we might be a little leary of lame requests? Sorry, extremely lame. Should've used your head and come up with a better initial presentation. Is that your usual M.O.? Throw **** against the wall and see what sticks? Piss poor. You wouldn't work for me for very long, if ever.
As for sucking up to H2 owners now- too late. You can't unring the bell.
And about the fatigues, ever been to a surplus store? What do they sell in surplus stores? Ahhh.... fatigues. But you wouldn't know that because you're too lazy to do your own research.
Enjoy your job while you can hang onto it.

ps. Detonate- you butthole

DRTYFN - Have you ever heard of client confidentiality? Probably not, and that is why I am not disclosing who the client is.

Nevermind...I am done with you, and I am not surprised I am getting the kind of responses your are posting, the photo on your site of you flashing some sort of lame gang sign with a pencil stuck up your nose tells me everything I need to know about you.

Very true DRTYFN,

P R E S E N T A T I O N...That's the ticket!

Whenever I do a presentation for a project, I don't start with, " I need $1.3 million "

Justify your request and the intrest will come. Don't put us in the dark. I still think you're lying. Just some very basic rules if business.

Detonate, you know my posts. I only do it when I smell something bad. Sober up man!(no happy face here)

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Oh yes, Dennis. I definitely do know your posts. I think 5 of my brain cells commit suicide everytime I read of them.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

[quote]Originally posted by Detonate:
Oh yes, Dennis. I definitely do know your posts. I think 5 of my brain cells commit suicide everytime I read of them.

So mabye a few more posts and you'll be a vegetable?

Don't egg me on Detonate, it's dumb for me to use my anti-troll tactics on a Forum member.
Go order another Spritzer.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Oh no, not a Spritzer!!! Please don't make me egg you on to the point where you'll Google a picture for me. Please no!! Anything but that!

Let me help you...

Awarded to DennisAJC on October 1st, 2003

[This message was edited by Detonate on 10-01-03 at 12:21 PM.]

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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03 Dressed Range Rover

Detonate,

I know why you got your panties in a twist.

Your thread on 2004 H2 Pics. I wasn't attacking you and your 04 H2 just the dissapointment on it's downgraded release on some options. Don't be that way Babe.

And don't show us photo's of your husband. Doesn't look like me. Again, I'm sorry sweetcakes if you got the wrong message.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

You just don't get it dude. But it's ok... I didn't expect you to.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

HAVE ANOTHER BEER DETONATE .

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

I actually appreciate Dennis' pics. They tend to emeluriate a situation with laughter instead of it escalating into threats e.g. the taco fiasco, but hey that's my type of humor for others it may not seem funny.

Detonate, 2004 kicks ass like the 2003. When the 2005 comes out we can argue about that too! That's what forums are for but I really don't consider Dennis a troll and DRTYFN just seems to say what's on his mind (most of us probably hold back) but I think he processes out loud and while typing. I can appreciate that too particularly with the fact that he'll back up on an issue with more information.

Let's save the heat for the real trolls like the rock crawling tacos that CONTINUALLY come to this board and I have no idea why. Here is a real pic of a taco that followed us on the dirt access roads at the end of our white mountain run and proceeded to pick a fight with Steve R. (absolutely amazing) Dennis, please feel free to add anything to this photo you see fit He is lurking on the back left side with lights on and yes this is true I am not making it up. He followed us to this lot to start trouble.

Detonate,

BRAVO............Thats funny and appropriate for the situation

[This message was edited by N2ITNSD on 10-01-03 at 01:26 PM.]

[This message was edited by N2ITNSD on 10-01-03 at 01:27 PM.]

Will you just stop Detonate???? I don't want an arguement with you.

I'll stay out of your way and you stay out of mine. Agree?

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Dennis and Detonate, come on guys, save it for the trolls... I think everybody is just on edge, especially our resident Troll Hunters Dennis and DRTYFN. Too many trolls as of late. Lets all sit back, have a beer, and wait for the next troll to arrive. the way things have been going lately, that will be in a bout five minutes...

Dennis, where the hell did you get that pic of my girlfriend

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Buckeye,

Where is the photo??? Tell us the story on what was said. Mabye Steve can give us some details too.

N2ITNSD,

Fine....mabye I deserve that one. But I won't continue fighting with Detonate because of what I said about the 04s. It's just my personal opinion.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
why would you put wheels like that on an H2? Won't the rocks scratch them to hell when you are offroading?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

they are for car shows only I drive/offroad with the stock wheels/tires

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

Argo,

She nice eh? I met here at the Calgary Stampede.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Dennis,

I just think it came off kinda harsh to the guy thats all, and I thought the picture was funny

Oh there's the pic.

Buckeye,

I commend you guys for showing restraint in not MONKEY STOMPING that guys brains.

Either:

1. He really hates Hummers
2. He was on drugs to confront all you guys.
3. Jealous
4. STEVE SAID SOMETHING FANTASTIC!

I'll say #4 Regis...Is that your final answer???.....Yes it is Regis.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Dennis,

The file was to large but it's up now.

The deal is that AFTER we had completed the trail we exited the black diamond rating and ended up on a dirt access road that eventually led to a town in Big Bear. While 25 Hummers were slowly cruising out a taco approached, turned and started to follow. I was toward the end of the pack so I didn't see him but knew he was there by CB. Anyway all the Hummers pulled into a lot (pictured above) I pulled directly behind Steve to see this redneck in his taco (multiple colors) giving Steve crap. Now honestly, Steve was not egging this guy on with tone or gestures but this guy just had something up his ass calling H2's pieces of **** and H1's with junky engines on and on. Steve tried to say "hey we're just out here to have a good time" but this guy would not let it go. I've seen this before a hundred times. He wanted Steve to mouth off so he could jump out with his filet knife but Steve refused. I listened closely with my co-pilot while not making eye contact with this guy. He was really a live wire and was pissed that we were on his turf an equally mad that we had just taken a bunch of newbies through a black diamond trail with new H2's. That's the deal.

****,

That's heavy. I guess Steve did the right thing. Getting fillet in the gut is bad. I feel sad all of a sudden. Trying to have fun takes on a whole new meaning. Well at least
it happened at the END of the trip.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Todd,
Don't get all pissy with me because you screwed the pooch.
The site you were looking at is of pics my buddies and I share back and forth. The "pencil" you're referring to is actually a .50BMG shell and the "gang signs" were supposed to parody the SnoopDogg that we was on the stereo. We were having fun.

What a dildo!! Go back to brow-beating and berating your cubicle mates.

Dennis,
That's really sad that there's people out there like that. Glad no one was hurt. Hope the asswipe got himself dead on the way back to his trailer.

Detonate, why are you being such a crabby little fart? If you're not going to contribute to the troll beating, then be quiet.

I think guys like don't live long. One day he'll pick a fight with the wrong guy.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

It's really bad of me to say, but I wish I had been there. Just stand behind him with something in hand and as soon as he moved towards Steve- WACK!!! out go the lights. Then he can wake up wrapped in duct tape smelling like urine while waiting for the cops.

OR, he'll end up in jail like the two rednecks who stabbed two friends of mine while on an expedition to Kent State University. That was in 1991 and they're still in prison. After some of our group figured out what had happened the two stabbers were on the ground being kicked to a pulp. Lucky for them the cops arrived. They were really a mess. Same deal, we invaded their space (over 100 of us), the townies got pissed off (drunk) pulled the knives and here we are. I knew EXACTLY the type of guy this was. THAT is why I did not make eye contact with him. He was looking for it and anything would have set him off.

Well just be careful out there. I'd really hate to see ANY of you guys in that spot. If it does happen to me...I hope DRTYFN is there!

This story took the piss and viniger out of me.
Gonna have a smoke.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Yeah, me too.
Todd, back away from the keyboard.

Ok, DRTYFN here is the deal. I have reached the conclusion that I will have to rent an H2 from a shop in Los Angeles. That is where I have received the best quote of $14K.

Since you somehow think this is a fake or something illegitimate, I will return to this board with photos of the wrapped H2 at one of the events as proof.

I have no issues with H2 owners or the vehicle in general like some of the Land Rover owners on the DWEB. It is all good fun just to get in the dirt and have a good time.

Sorry you didn't like the way I began this post, I sincerely thought I might get a good suggestion off this board that would allow me acces to an H2 for less than $14k.

Stay tuned for the photos...

Todd,

Check Team Chevy Hummer on Coloroda Blvd. They had a wrapped H1 that's just sitting on the lot. Tell them Jason told you about it and talk to Jeremy Gump.

If that doesn't work call R.B. Tech in LA. They do work for 310 motoring and have many contacts. They work on H2's all the time.

I should have thought of these first but they just came to mind.

Todd (or whatever other names he uses) suddenly became a nice guy, so let's see what he said this morning: Mind you nobody was rude to him before that, guys were just joking around as usual.

"Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!

Yes I expected to get flamed for having this request posted, but not to the point that you think it is a seriously stupid request.

Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)

Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event."

I just paid $87 billion dollars to teach Iraqis internet skill, among other fancy steps, you are telling me the mighty US Army can't afford to buy a Hummer, or have to send a Land Rover driver guy around to a Hummer site to find a bargain rental?

My guess, if this dude countered my $30,000 offer with a low ball, $5,000, after counter and counter-counter offers, someone on this forum will take a $6K, $8K, $9K rental deal. Instead he started attacking people he wanted to do business with. US DOD depend on people like that to do shopping?

Mac,
Todd(?) came in and committed a faux paus, then when he gets ribbed for it acts like a little sissy and starts name calling. I highly doubt that Todd is anything more than an assistant's assistant.

Like everyone has said, Todd, your initial presentation blew(as in performed fellatio).
In your business(?) first impressions are EVERYTHING.
Plus I didn't start the name calling- you did. Now go back to f*cking up somewhere else.

MAC, try re-reading this thread. The guy came in and asked a serious question, and all he got was **** from *******s, and a lame ass insulting bull**** offer from you.

I would gave you guys the finger, as I'm doing right now, as well...

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

Hey Todd, I might be willing to rent my H2 for $10k for the 3 months. Depending on the little details...

detonate AT sbcglobal.net

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

I'd be willing to let you wrap my H2 up here in Northern California .... and I drive it, for much less than $14,000.00 ... I drive mine at least 50 miles per day, six days a week.

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com
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Detonate,
Nobody asked for you to shoot your mouth off. If you re-read the thread you would have noticed that your buddy Todd was the first one to get pissy. Up to that point it was pretty good natured ribbing.

Todd came in here and asked a (silly)question. We replied in a good-natured manner. Todd got snotty, and acted like we were goofing off when we should be making his job easier. That's when things started to escalate. Then you have to stick your nose into things and flail around like an oafish lummox. If your reading comprehension was a little higher you might have understood what was going on.
Now go wash the sand out of your crack and you'll feel better.

Alec,
It started out good natured at first. A couple of people actually gave him some decent info. Then he got an attitude and things went downhill after that. He knew how much it would cost going to a rental agency, and yet he came here and low-balled us.
Also there's the issue of liability. What if soemthing should happen while Todd is driving someone else's H2? Who do you think his company is going to go after. GM, the insurance company and the poor sap that good-heartedly rented his prized H2 to help out this ninconpoop. But does Todd think about that? No. Judging from his first post, he probably doesn't think that far ahead.
If it was your idea to send him here, why didn't you give him an introduction? Probably because you knew better.

Alex, Your H2 Authority should be revoked!!!

OR, you can't post for a month???!!!



lol???

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