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Yo Dennis what time did the Sut's arrive? And where are they storing them? In the main lot or in the 4 story storage lot? Im gonna go check them out tommorrow! Hope there still there! God I love Vancouver!

Damn you stupid Canucks. You are lucky bastards. Legal pot, huge party towns, loose women, and H2 SUTs. Maybe I'll move to Canada, eh?

All you Canuks suck ASS!!!! That's it, I'm moving to Canada!! Argo, do ya want a roommate?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

Sure, you can get a sweet penthouse in Yaletown in Vancouver for cheap now. I love the favorable exchange rate.

You friggin' sissy canucks!!! I wonder why GM would send the SUTs up to you Nancy-boys first? Maybe to see what kind of reception they'd get from you weinies. Or it's to see if the fold-down tailgate would be big enough to hold some of your bovine sized women.
I heard that when Dennis was single he used to keep a salt-lick out in his yard to attract dates.

Battery is Charged! I'm gonna start takin pics now.

Give me an hour or so.

****, it's getting really dark out there.

You should have taken the other battery out of your prostate tickler. You could have had pics posted by now. You must be drinking slow-water again.

That's what a flash is for ass-wipe

What, are you saying that you can't figure out how to use a FLASH-BULB?!?!? You don't deserve the SUT!

Send it on down here to Texas where we have plenty of light!!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Canucks Rule! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Only in hockey and ice skating. Hockey, because you haven't had a warm day since the last volcanic eruption, and ice skating because it's a sport for chicks. Try a real man's sport for a change.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

What the hell am I supossed to do for another hour while I wait for these pics???

To get in the spirit, anyone have any good pics of Canadian women???

I could probably draw a picture faster.
Worthless northern bitches.

I'm here already!

You *******s keep this up and you can forget me posting photos!

Richie, you're no Canuck you fool! Stick it!

I don't know why you guys are being hostile.
I thought we were friends????????????????????

I gotta transfer the pics for download so hold on. My flash doesn't work so I hope they turned out.

Just be sure NOT to post the pics of you using your outhouse.

At the Olympics in Canada, Prime Minister hopeful Stockwell Day
started a speech at the opening ceremonies.
He began as follows:
"Oh...." "Ooooo...." "Oh...." "Ooo...." "Ooohh."
...until one of his advisors quietly pointed out that the Olympic
symbol was not a part of the speech to read.***

New Tax Form

Canada's T1 Tax Return Form
(New Simpler Format)
1. How much money did you make? $________
2. Send it to us.

A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"

Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe will tip.

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?
A: So both can watch the hockey game.

In Canada, there are only 2 seasons - six months of winter and 6 months of poor snowmobiling

Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Quebec girl have in common?
A: Both change their pads after three periods...

How many newfees does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
2. One to hold the cookie, and one to squeeze the rabbit.

What's the definition of a Canadian? - A disarmed American with health care...

When a Canadian thinks of Hell...he wonders what the heating bill must be.

An Ontarion, British Columbian and Newfee were on top of a cliff.

Suddenly, with a puff of smoke a genie appeared before them. The genie told the three men that if they jumped off the cliff, they'd land in whatever they yelled as they were jumping.

First to jump was the Ontarian. He accelerated towards the edge, jumped as far as he could whilst yelling 'MONEY!'. Sure enough, he landed in a mountain of cash and was filthy rich the rest of his life.

Next up was the British Columbian. He ran as fast as he could, jumped off the cliff and screamd, "GOLD!"
Sure enough, he landed in a huge pile of gold and was an instant Billionaire.

Then the Newfee ran as fast as he could, reached the edge of the cliff, tripped over a rock and screamed in pain as he fell downwards...

"SHIIIIITTTT!!!"

An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

Seeing 2 dogs doing the deed, the embarrassed Canadian teacher tried to explain this to her students. "You see, the dog on top hurt his paw, and the one on the bottom is taking him to the doctor."
"Oh, I see," said on of the students, "Just like in the US, try to help somebody and they screw you every time..."

Why does a Canadian cross the road?
To get to the middle.

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.

Why do Newfie dogs have flat noses?
From chasing parked cars.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

C'mon already

Can't wait to see these pics!!! Get the freekin' manual out for the camera yet?

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SUT on order 12/02. 12 months down, 6 to go!
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LOL. This is hilarious. I'm sitting here waiting for this kinda like a kid on Xmas eve...

Hurry up I've got to go home in 20 mins.!!!

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Stupid canuck.... Put down the hockey stick and take some PICS!!!!!!

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SUT on order 12/02. 12 months down, 6 to go!
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Dennis, you take pics as fast as old people screw!!

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosecock.

The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

HOLY SH*T!!! Are you going to post them or go stick them on a glacier and wait for the next Ice Age to bring them to us? GD lazy canuck!!

Are you out playing with the moose in your yard? Hurry up!!! It better be pewter!!

A family moved from Canada to the US. Johnnie started school at the new location, in grade 3.

One day the teacher asked individual students to count to 50. Many of them did very well, some getting as high as 37. But Johnnie did extremely well; he made it to 50 with only 5 mistakes. At home he told his Dad how well he had done. Dad told him, "That's because you are from Canada, son".

Next day, in "language", the teacher asked students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to the letter "k" with only one mistake, but Johnnie outdid them again. He made it all the way through, missing only the letter "m". That evening he once again brought his Dad up to date and Dad explained to him, "That's because you are from Canada.

Next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnnie noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well - endowed". This confused him. He told his Dad, that night, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Canada?"

"No, son," explained Dad, "that's because you're 18!"

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

"Richie, you're no Canuck you fool! Stick it!"
DennisAJC

I dont understand what your trying to say....be a little bit more clear. What do you mean? Oh yah if you dont mind can you answer the questions I asked you in the other post because I wanna go check out the Sut's on marine. Ty!

And for you americans Show some fu@#ing love, you haters.....

He's a fake, a phony, he ain't got nothing. Don't give me any black in black photo. I tell ya, you cannot trust these Canadians. Something about the rain and snow messed them up. I say let's invade them, send the paintball division.

I had lunch with a few guys today, one of guys said he saw the SUT driving on the street in San Jose. If that is true, SUTs are out there already.

A Canadian tourist fell into a beer vat during a tour of the Labatt's Brewing Facility outside of Toronto. Plant officials estimate the tourist drank fifteen gallons of beer before he could be removed from the vat.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Get out of the Vat.

You Know You're Canadian When:

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You know what a toque is.

You've plugged a car in overnight.

You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Ok screw the wait.... Im going to the dealership to check them out!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>I gotta transfer the pics for download so hold on. My flash doesn't work so I hope they turned out. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Doesn't work??? It NEVER works when it's TURNED OFF, you jagoff!!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

NO RICHIE! WAIT!!!

I`ll ppppost them soon. Just wwwwait.

Anyone know how to shrink the size on the photos??? I`m having a hard time since they`re too big.

Useless stats:

There are 29 members and 20 guests waiting for the pics

Current Chevy Avalanche owner,
future H2 SUT owner

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>I`m having a hard time since they`re too big. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, that's what we Americans have to say about our cocks, not about your photos. Some H2 Authority you are.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

Microsoft tools, picture resizer, then resize to smallest image and attach.

Sorry, make that power toys, image resizer

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Dennis, here is the add. Go down the right side and download.
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/p.../powertoys.asp

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Dennis, are you trying to figure out how to scan your Etch-A-Sketch?

Canadian Dennis in Canadian SUT.