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PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:47 PM

Re: Why did this happen?
 
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Originally Posted by Poopy
I think what he is saying, is that there is a sensor, it senses a pulse when the magnet or whatever it is goes past the sensor. It has no idea if its going forwards of backwards, its just passing a sensor. Lets go to a simpler example for you. Picture the speedometer you have on your road cycle, when you got the kid at the bike shop to install it he put a little magnet on your wheel and a sensor on your forks somewhere.

no, I think he is trying to think, which he shouldn't do. He might end up with an aneurysm

Poopy 12-05-2006 07:48 PM

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Wow you are dense. Just cant admit to being wrong huh?

PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:48 PM

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They are behind my truck to the right...out of the shot. I figured you would use that....so predictable.

so predictable, yet you couldn't predict it and do anything about it.

PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:49 PM

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Wow you are dense. Just cant admit to being wrong huh?

Yes

h2co-pilot 12-05-2006 07:50 PM

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Maybe crawl ratio is beyond you. You probably have about 30:1 in your ultimate offroader. When i mash the gas in 1st gear, it barely moves. I would have had to shift into 5th to drive outta that, but it happend in about 3 seconds so there was no time.


Well, take the right line next time.

Poopy 12-05-2006 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
so predictable, yet you couldn't predict it and do anything about it.



You are so lame, yet you keep posting this lame pschycology crap to make yourself feel smartish. Lets get someone new in here...your jokes are washed up.

Poopy 12-05-2006 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Well, take the right line next time.


I will, that line sucked, i had a spotter telling me to got left, and another guy telling me to go right. lol

PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:55 PM

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You are so lame, yet you keep posting this lame pschycology crap to make yourself feel smartish. Lets get someone new in here...your jokes are washed up.

WTF are you talking about? did you get something caught in your throat?

PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:56 PM

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I will, that line sucked, i had a spotter telling me to got left, and another guy telling me to go right. lol

funny and I thought you said it was a competition

Poopy 12-05-2006 07:58 PM

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In competitons drivers have spotters....:rolleyes:

PARAGON 12-05-2006 08:00 PM

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In competitons drivers have spotters....:rolleyes:

correction

"a spotter"

Poopy 12-05-2006 08:02 PM

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Being old bald, rich and lonely, must really suck. I feel for you paragon, if you ever need to talk, shoot me an email sometime.

PARAGON 12-05-2006 08:07 PM

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Being old bald, rich and lonely, must really suck. I feel for you paragon, if you ever need to talk, shoot me an email sometime.

Well, 1 out of 4 ain't..... (correction) really is bad. You suck at the internet.

StillRYE 12-05-2006 08:38 PM

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I just got one question for ya paragon can you explain to me what a crawl ratio is without looking it up on the internet? Because by the sounds of it you have no idea what he's even talking about.






Now I must prepare for an over analyzed rant from Mr.Thesaurus himself. While on the previously mentioned rant he will conveniently avoid the whole question because he can't admit there is somthing he does not know being the Ultimate 4x4 god that he is.

sj-x 500 12-05-2006 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
OK, dufus.:giggling:

Nice attempt. When a tire goes backwards.... what does it do? It stops going the direction it was supposed to go, goes backwards.





and the computer keeps seeing pulses. a pulse is a pulse. obviously this is over your head, keep trying though, you're getting the idea of how **** actually works. just gotta work on this crawl ratio concept next.

sj-x 500 12-05-2006 08:55 PM

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hell when we're done with you you might understand what gm designed into yur h2.

PARAGON 12-05-2006 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
and the computer keeps seeing pulses. a pulse is a pulse. obviously this is over your head, keep trying though, you're getting the idea of how **** actually works. just gotta work on this crawl ratio concept next.

No it doesn't, you moron. The speed sensor does what it's name suggests "senses speed" If said speed is zero, then it ain't seeing crap, captain homo.

What's your point on crawl ratio and what does that have to do with the ABS/TCS?

PARAGON 12-05-2006 08:57 PM

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hell when we're done with you you might understand what gm designed into yur h2.

you wouldn't know a sheep if it baaaaacked up into your dick there, sport.

Poopy 12-05-2006 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
No it doesn't, you moron. The speed sensor does what it's name suggests "senses speed" If said speed is zero, then it ain't seeing crap, captain homo.

What's your point on crawl ratio and what does that have to do with the ABS/TCS?



Keep it up your credibility is dropping by the post! :perfect10s:

sj-x 500 12-05-2006 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
No it doesn't, you moron. The speed sensor does what it's name suggests "senses speed" If said speed is zero, then it ain't seeing crap, captain homo.

What's your point on crawl ratio and what does that have to do with the ABS/TCS?



once again, look up what a hall effect, tone wheel, or a chopper wheel are. and tell me how they can detect a direction.

i'll even save you time, they don't. they sense speed, not direction, re read your first posting on this subject, how would the tire spinning backwards have an effect?

the fact is that when the speed between wheels is too great, it triggers an error code and turns on the "back the **** out of the throttle you idiot" light. not because a tire is spinning backwards.

i think he's about to snap, he's resorting to grade school insults now.

sj-x 500 12-05-2006 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
you wouldn't know a sheep if it baaaaacked up into your dick there, sport.



dude i don't deal in sheep i deal in CT trucks.... you on the other hand have a farm. do you own velcro gloves too? you sound like a pro sheep ****er

PARAGON 12-05-2006 09:11 PM

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Keep it up your credibility is dropping by the post! :perfect10s:

that's what I strive for.... credibility among the blackflag retards

StillRYE 12-05-2006 09:12 PM

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I just got one question for ya paragon can you explain to me what a crawl ratio is without looking it up on the internet? Because by the sounds of it you have no idea what he's even talking about.






Now I must prepare for an over analyzed rant from Mr.Thesaurus himself. While on the previously mentioned rant he will conveniently avoid the whole question because he can't admit there is somthing he does not know being the Ultimate 4x4 god that he is.



Wow he didnt even blink an eye I thought he would have loved the opportunity to demonstrate how smart he is








Nahh he's probably avoiding the question completely

Poopy 12-05-2006 09:16 PM

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Perhaps he's a politician? Seems to fit the bill, arrogant, can't admit when he's wrong, avoids answering questions, runs smear campaigns on his competition when he is cornered, and sidesteps the pressing issues.

PARAGON 12-05-2006 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
once again, look up what a hall effect, tone wheel, or a chopper wheel are. and tell me how they can detect a direction.

i'll even save you time, they don't. they sense speed, not direction, re read your first posting on this subject, how would the tire spinning backwards have an effect?

the fact is that when the speed between wheels is too great, it triggers an error code and turns on the "back the **** out of the throttle you idiot" light. not because a tire is spinning backwards.

i think he's about to snap, he's resorting to grade school insults now.

You are really too GD funny.

Do you go around and argue with yourself? I bet you mumble all the time too.

Ok, you win, since you are simply restating what I have already said and I need to go polish my chrome with $100 bills.

BTW, what exactly happens when a tire spins backwards while one is doing donuts? Hmmm..... Oh yeah, that's right, it instantaneously starts going the opposite direction at speed and then remarkably returns back forward instantaneous back up to speed, never slowing or coming to a stop. Right? Yep. thought so.:lame:

PARAGON 12-05-2006 09:24 PM

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Nahh he's probably avoiding the question completely

No, actually Ryan I usually don't look at your posts as they are simply nothing but a bunch of letters all run together. They do nothing but cause me to have to pause to attempt to decipher what you were attempting to say.

Crawl ratio- No, I have absolutely no idea what it is. Never heard of it. Did you guys make that term up. Does it have something to do with your homosexual tendencies while smoking weed?:rolleyes:

If that's what you are going to stump me with, then I better leave.

sj-x 500 12-05-2006 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
ie - one tire going backwards while the other tires are spinning forwards




the computer still sees speed. not direction. if one is going backwards then it just sees it as going x mph. not fowards nor backwards.


you sure do like to backtrack. you don't understand a question so you assume it's flawed. paragon for prez.

StillRYE 12-05-2006 09:33 PM

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Crawl ratio- No, I have absolutely no idea what it is. Never heard of it. Did you guys make that term up. Does it have something to do with your homosexual tendencies while smoking weed?:rolleyes:

.


HORRY ****E he actually said he didnt know somthing and you call yourself a wheeler:clapping: its ok stick to what your good at and keep coming up with whitty comments about my lack of punctuation

PARAGON 12-05-2006 09:46 PM

Re: Why did this happen?
 
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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
the computer still sees speed. not direction. if one is going backwards then it just sees it as going x mph. not fowards nor backwards.


you sure do like to backtrack. you don't understand a question so you assume it's flawed. paragon for prez.

you are trying your best to stretch this into what?

You are trying to say I'm wrong about something when I'm not. Hell, sport, I'm wrong plenty enough for you to try and pick shit where I'm not wrong. Does your inferiority complex extend into your personal life?

You have erectile dysfunction when confronted with a woman, don't you?

PARAGON 12-05-2006 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by StillRYE
HORRY ****E he actually said he didnt know somthing and you call yourself a wheeler:clapping: its ok stick to what your good at and keep coming up with whitty comments about my lack of punctuation

:giggling: :twak:

sj-x 500 12-05-2006 10:00 PM

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no, you're trying to prove you're half right.

you are correct in that the code is being set off by wheel spin.

if you can tell me how the tcs abs can determine direction, i'll stop. but since you still haven't admited that you're wrong in your original post, i see no need to stop. so how about you stop with the worst penis jokes i've ever read, and try to anwser a question.

CO Hummer 12-05-2006 10:02 PM

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Id love to! I think that if you got a error code from doing donuts....something is wrong.



For you......this would probably mean it's time to change the grease in the fryer before the boss gets pissed.

Poopy 12-05-2006 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
For you......this would probably mean it's time to change the grease in the fryer before the boss gets pissed.


I hate to dissapoint, but we dont base our lives around fast food like you fat americans.

StillRYE 12-05-2006 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
:giggling: :twak:



Thats all ya got now you can't even come up with anything pathetic to say ya gotta resort to smilies how disapointing

CO Hummer 12-05-2006 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Poopy
I hate to dissapoint, but we dont base our lives around fast food like you fat americans.


I honestly can't believe you are so stupid as to not get the joke.

CO Hummer 12-05-2006 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by StillRYE
Thats all ya got now you can't even come up with anything pathetic to say ya gotta resort to smilies how disapointing


:giggling:

Poopy 12-05-2006 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
I honestly can't believe you are so stupid as to not get the joke.



I honestly can't believe you are so stupid as to write a joke that blatantly retarded, its regurgitated crap that you guys spew into eachothers mouths like the cum snowballs your moms passed around last night.

:twak:

StillRYE 12-05-2006 10:39 PM

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CO Hummer 12-05-2006 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Poopy
I honestly can't believe you are so stupid as to write a joke that blatantly retarded, its regurgitated crap that you guys spew into eachothers mouths like the cum snowballs your moms passed around last night.

:twak:


:giggling:

Poopy 12-05-2006 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
:giggling:




:D


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