Originally Posted by Hmmm3

OMG, I remember when I had lived in Miami (Coral Gables) and just got home from the flea market .. also known as a "Farmers Market". I bought a huge plant and hung it temporarily on the bathroom. I went in to take a shower .. moved the plant and got in the shower. AGHHHHHH!!! A HUGE .. HUGE banana spider was inside the shower with me on the wall. It was the biggest, furriest thing I had ever seen! It obviously was inside the plant and crawled out. I jumped out of the shower to get a shoe to kill it .. and the thing jumped off the shower wall!!! I finally got it, but not without difficulty. And, another thing ... the palmetto bugs (aka cockroaches) ... they fly. They are a given in Florida ... they live in the palm trees and always get into the homes. In NY, it has to do with dirty places. In FL, Palmetto bugs (roaches) are part of the locale/climate .. and they do come into your homes .. and fly at night. I left S. FL because I hate humidity (never a break .. it's year round no matter what RYD tells you), the bugs ... and I don't speak Spanish.

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Isn't there also like hundereds of sharks down there?

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

I've read that for every 1000 feet of shoreline, 12 shark attacks occur each year. On average, every resident will be bitten once every 6 years.

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

I've read that for every 1000 feet of shoreline, 12 shark attacks occur each year. On average, every resident will be bitten once every 6 years.

Originally Posted by K9sH3

That may be true, but half of the FL population never even gets near the beach or gulf.

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

You moron. The other half are attacked by landsharks.

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Shark dance! You are crazy. You do remember that these are what sharks are, right?! I think the proper response is to quickly go into shock, pee/poop yourself and cry when you encounter one.

Originally Posted by K9sH3

That may be true, but half of the FL population never even gets near the beach or gulf. So those mumbers should be higher. And remember if you go out in the water, make sure you have a few friends - this will cut the odds down and hopefully in your favor. And if your on a raft or surfboard YOU will look like a seal from below.

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

I only go to the topless beach and sharks don't like boobs...

RYD

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

I only go to the topless beach and sharks don't like boobs...

RYD

Originally Posted by Hmmm3

Does that mean you have them?!?!?! :eek: (:giggling:)

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Sharks are more relaxed in south fl.

Originally Posted by K9sH3

To much shampoo when he was a kid... :giggling:

Originally Posted by Hmmm3

Does that mean you have them?!?!?! :eek: (:giggling:)

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

The ocean was so calm the waves weren't even breaking, just going in and out. Very nice day.

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Mid 70s up here today. The ocean was so calm the waves weren't even breaking, just going in and out. Very nice day.

Originally Posted by K9sH3

Were you sitting by your pool again?? :giggling:

Originally Posted by K9sH3

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs

Originally Posted by K9sH3

Corrupt Orlando,,, I feel so good right now. I have always said that Orlando is so damn corrupt. And the proof is coming out! :jump:

Go here and click on the "tonight at 11pm with the mans face"

http://www.local6.com/index.html

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

This is hilarious. Nuthin like the ol' Tigger punch. :D :D :D
http://www.local6.com/news/11025190/detail.html

Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy

Thats such bullshlt. I am sure you cant see well in those suits (at least I have a tough time in mine;) ). It was an inadvertent thing and the dad was just looking for cash.