Originally Posted by BigPoppa1411

Adam maybe you could look into this. Have mounted on gate post for my driveway. Works great. Got it from Northern Tool.

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• Up to 4 sensors can transmit to one receiver
• Receiver: 120V
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

Likely.

Originally Posted by timgco

I've been giving this more thought. It would seem that whoever the perps are, know about this HUMMER and soley targeted Adam's rig. They weren't out to steal anything since the other cars were untouched and the car next to Adam's was unlocked with valuables inside.

Whoever this person is perfromed a possible hate crime against HUMMERS.

I have a couple of possible scenarios:

1: Adam has a company clean up his dog doodoo every week. Maybe Adam didn't pay them and they delivered it all back?

2: I'm still sticking with the jungle gym theory.

3: One of Adam's neighbors was turned in for breaking the HOA rules. His neighbor got him back.

4: Someone was tripping on acid and decided to do some early morning finger painting.

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

6: Adam's dog crapped in someones yard nearby and didn;t pick it up. The favor was returned?

7: some punk a$$ kid wants Adam to really beat the carp out him.

Originally Posted by timgco

It could be someone from the forum that has been with him in MOab. Adam has been know to pi$$ on bumpers...maybe someone got him back. :popcorn:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

That is so gross!:mad::(

Sorry Adam. Why didn't you mention it the first time?

I can't help but wonder what your houseguests thought about it?(:giggling: sorry)

Body fluids etc are considered a higher crime than mere vandalsm I believe.

Originally Posted by Marcmedic

You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.

Originally Posted by Marcmedic

You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.

Originally Posted by H2 OHHH!

I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods

Originally Posted by ZigsRig

seriously though, how did you know it was human waste?

Originally Posted by H2 OHHH!

I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Zig,
This guy's an absolute expert on human feces. So don't come in here and start questioning his credibility.

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Thank you, Alan.

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

How about personalized plates?

POOXPRT

CRAPDR

LUV2WSH

Something like that?

Originally Posted by mikejr

In the immortal words of Mike Rowe

I CAN SMELL IT NOW