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h2co-pilot 09-05-2007 02:15 AM

Re: Female products
 
Oh! LMAO!!!! I thought he was talking about....




:jump::jump:

GLBLWARMR 09-05-2007 03:16 AM

Re: Female products
 
Here is my contribution to the thread. And yes I buy all these items and don't even think about it.

Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating c*nt once in a while too.

H2wifey 09-05-2007 03:45 AM

Re: Female products
 
HaHa :twak:


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Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
Here is my contribution to the thread. And yes I buy all these items and don't even think about it.

Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating c*nt once in a while too.


H2wifey 09-05-2007 03:46 AM

Re: Female products
 
that's gross was that used?:giggling:

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
:fdance:


KenP 09-05-2007 06:24 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey
that's gross was that used?:giggling:

No, wrong color. :eek:

jmsspratlin 09-05-2007 08:07 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
:jump::jump::jump::jump::jump:

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...t=27513&page=2

Jamie will buy douche for the H2 but not for the wife.:clapping:




Damn...I was hoping that thread would not resurface. I guess I need to watch what I say more on here. Apparently people don't forget that easily.:D

jmsspratlin 09-05-2007 08:08 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey
Oh yeah thats right no wait I bought that one too:giggling:




Thanks for sticking up for me;)

Agriv8r 09-05-2007 06:24 PM

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SHEEP!

jmsspratlin 09-05-2007 06:28 PM

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:D

tower 09-05-2007 08:39 PM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
Here is my contribution to the thread. And yes I buy all these items and don't even think about it.

Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating c*nt once in a while too.


Too GD funny!

The vinegar douche has led to a whole new meaning for the expression "She's a little tart." :jump:

H2wifey 09-05-2007 10:46 PM

Re: Female products
 
anytime for you honey:D


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Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
Thanks for sticking up for me;)


Dug 09-05-2007 11:37 PM

Re: Female products
 
I would buy pons and douce if she asked me to , but i wouldnt really like it.
Why cant women power douece (sp) with the shower nozzle and some finger action?

DennisAJC 09-05-2007 11:43 PM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dug
I would buy pons and douce if she asked me to , but i wouldnt really like it.
Why cant women power douece (sp) with the shower nozzle and some finger action?


SHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! You idiot!

If you tell them the secret pleasures of the waterjet and finger action, they'd never leave the shower.

H2wifey 09-05-2007 11:46 PM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dug
I would buy pons and douce if she asked me to , but i wouldnt really like it.
Why cant women power douece (sp) with the shower nozzle and some finger action?



Eww finger action after the period Now that's just nasty

DRTYFN 09-05-2007 11:53 PM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey
Eww finger action after the period Now that's just nasty

You sound soooooo Puritanical & boring. :yawn:

H2wifey 09-05-2007 11:56 PM

Re: Female products
 
What's wrong did I offend you you must do some finger action after your'e period b/c right now you sound like a whiney bit*h:giggling:

DennisAJC 09-06-2007 12:06 AM

Re: Female products
 
WOAH!!!!!!!!!

I like this girl!

:jump::beerchug::jump:
Do you have photochopping skeelz? :D



H2wifey 09-06-2007 12:11 AM

Re: Female products
 
Thanks:jump: :giggling:

KenP 09-06-2007 12:55 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
WOAH!!!!!!!!!

I like this girl!

:jump::beerchug::jump:
Do you have photochopping skeelz? :D



Just pics of J will be fine.

Oh, and your bewbies.:giggling:

Sorry Jamie, couldn't resist. It's hard wired into my brain to make those requests.:D

jmsspratlin 09-06-2007 01:14 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
Just pics of J will be fine.

Oh, and your bewbies.:giggling:

Sorry Jamie, couldn't resist. It's hard wired into my brain to make those requests.:D




It happens:D

H2wifey 09-06-2007 01:37 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
WOAH!!!!!!!!!

I like this girl!

:jump::beerchug::jump:
Do you have photochopping skeelz? :D





No but I'd like to learn:giggling:

KenP 09-06-2007 01:39 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey
No but I'd like to learn:giggling:

Just post some of those pics I asked for and we'll ALL show you.:shhh:

H2wifey 09-06-2007 01:48 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
Just post some of those pics I asked for and we'll ALL show you.:shhh:


No Thanks :popcorn:

DennisAJC 09-06-2007 02:04 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey
No but I'd like to learn:giggling:



It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...791#post428791

KenP 09-06-2007 02:19 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...791#post428791

LMAO!!!

h2co-pilot 09-06-2007 02:21 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...791#post428791



Gawd :rolleyes:, I hate it when he shows off his bean.

:D:D

H2wifey 09-06-2007 02:31 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...791#post428791


EWW


I wanna learn maybe Jamie can teach me

jmsspratlin 09-06-2007 02:57 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey
EWW


I wanna learn maybe Jamie can teach me




Sorry, I forgot how:rolleyes:

H2wifey 09-06-2007 04:55 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
Sorry, I forgot how:rolleyes:


No you didn't, your'e just afraid of what I might do once I learn how :excited: :p :D

H2wifey 09-06-2007 05:01 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...791#post428791



That looks like mangina :giggling:

tower 09-06-2007 06:11 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
LMAO!!!


x2

HeimenHummer 09-06-2007 06:27 AM

Re: Female products
 
I use a rolled up sleeping bag.

jmsspratlin 09-06-2007 07:11 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HeimenHummer
I use a rolled up sleeping bag.



okay

DRTYFN 09-13-2007 05:55 PM

Re: Female products
 
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Originally Posted by H2wifey
No but I'd like to learn:giggling:

Learn to keep a supply of this on hand, stinky.

H2wifey 09-13-2007 07:17 PM

Re: Female products
 
No thanks it would benefit you more ya know since you sleep with nasty whores:giggling:

ChiHummer3 09-13-2007 07:32 PM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey
No thanks it would benefit you more ya know since you sleep with nasty whores


Wow! Them's fightin' words. :giggling:
:popcorn:

h2co-pilot 09-13-2007 08:48 PM

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tower 09-15-2007 05:28 AM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Bad Idea:

jmsspratlin 09-15-2007 01:06 PM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot



You've been PUNKED! Douche style!

DRTYFN 09-15-2007 03:56 PM

Re: Female products
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2wifey
No thanks it would benefit you more ya know since you sleep with nasty whores:giggling:

Damn it!!! Your mom can't keep her mouth shut... or her legs.:fdance:


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