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Hummer Forums by Elcova (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/index.php)

- General H2 Discussion (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=6)

- - Newbie (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30676)

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 03:57 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

Not buying the tape on the doors thing.... You may need to tape the wheels on, but the doors should stay shut.

http://blogs.cars.com/kickingtires/2..._wheels_f.html

And what exactly is my type? I'm learning quickly that Hummers are not "my type"

So far, The short time I've been on this forum, I've learned the following things:

- No one has given me valid advice for finding a H2, they seem preoccupied with the Prius.

- Golf carts can pretty much do anything an H2 can

- H2 Owners will often mistake their H2's for a LandRover

- Hummer owners have a negative reputation to uphold. (I've seen more people that hate Hummers than any other car or truck I've seen)
Keyed H2
Keyed h2 X2
Vandalism
Hummer haterd
More Hummer crap

- The majority of the Hummer owners bought it because of the looks, not the off road capability. The thing is a tank, and expensive so what "look" are you guys going for?

Lift kit for looks
95% Highway

So... by saying Hummers are not my type I can actually take that as a compliment.

You're right...they are not your "type". Mainly those that have a set...own one. On the other hand, have you ever thought of maybe a Geo Tracker?:D Also, might want to change your name on here from H2 "lover".

H2lover

11-05-2007 04:04 AM

Re: Newbie

I'm much to rich to be driving a tracker.

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 04:08 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

I'm much to rich to be driving a tracker.

Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Gates. Please don't buy a Hummer, I'd hate for the public to have another reason to b!tch at us.

Tex_h2

11-05-2007 05:04 AM

Re: Newbie

Wow....Mr. H2Lover...your something else. You say you want to buy an H2 but you just want to piss on all of us for owning one.

The LR3 is crap now that Ford owns them. If you want a Land Rover product that is more your "social status" then perhaps a Land Rover Sport or a Lexus LX470.

We all love our H2 and really wouldn't even think of getting rid of "Her"!

Perhaps the Hummer just isn't your cup of tea, and the boys at the local Starbucks will just laugh at you. Stick with your BMW.....you don't belong here.

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 05:06 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tex_h2

TO-SHAY!.....very well put!

tower

11-05-2007 05:11 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tex_h2

X3!

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

I'm much to richto be driving a tracker.

:giggling::giggling::giggling:With Daddy's Money.:raar::raar::raar: Get lost!

H2lover

11-05-2007 05:27 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tex_h2

I'm getting flamed more than I'm getting advice in here. I'm asking for advice about buying a Hummer but I'm being told to go get a Prius or a Tracker instead. (or telling me I don't belong here)

My LR3 comments are based on what I've seen on the internet, I haven't driven one yet. I'll probably test drive one when I get back to Md.

And whats up with the Starbucks comments? I really enjoy their coffee, Hummer drivers don't drink coffee- or the H2 can't fit "her" fat arse through the drive through?

tower

11-05-2007 05:34 AM

Re: Newbie

Which part of "YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE" is unclear? :lame::notallthere:

NJ H2

11-05-2007 05:37 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

Not only are you a Troll but you are a Ghey Troll! :giggling: Now take your Ghey arse to the FJ or LR3 Forum where you belong :raar:

H2lover

11-05-2007 05:39 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJ H2

Not only are you a Troll but you are a Ghey Troll! :giggling: Now take your Ghey arse to the FJ or LR3 Forum where you belong :raar:

What does my lifestyle have to do with me buying a my H2 dream car?

tower

11-05-2007 05:41 AM

Re: Newbie

GFY

NJ H2

11-05-2007 05:42 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

What does my lifestyle have to do with me buying a my H2 dream car?

Nothing, you and the LR3 should have a very Ghey life together!:drama:

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 05:52 AM

Re: Newbie

Is there anyway that this guy/girl can just BE BANNED?

H2lover

11-05-2007 05:55 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmsspratlin

Is there anyway that this guy/girl can just BE BANNED?

What is the reason for the ban? You all are the ones with the issues, telling me to go #^% myself. I'm just asking for info.

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 06:02 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

What is the reason for the ban? You all are the ones with the issues, telling me to go #^% myself. I'm just asking for info.

So, what is it that you are asking?
1. Is the H2 for you? Probably not
2. Am I a snob and need something that is going to make people like me?
I'm guessing....Yes
3. Will people like me b/c of my daddy's money? Some of the more
shallow people might
4. Do I need to find another forum to post mindless BS on? I'd suggest
it...right away!

tower

11-05-2007 06:05 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

What is the reason for the ban? You all are the ones with the issues, telling me to go #^% myself. I'm just asking for info.Hardly:Not sure....I'm still thrown off by the fact the the guy that posted the comment about the Landrover has a H2 and couldn't pick it out of a picture.

So what your saying is a golf cart can go anywhere a H2 Can?

It seems from what I've read in here so far is that Jeep and Landrover owners are a tighter crew. I've seen Hummer owners try to replicate the "Jeep wave" but it seems lame when Hummer owners do it.

The LR3 seems like a much cooler vehicle and a lot more capable off road. I'd like to see a LandRover go head to head with an Hummer.

My next test drive will be the LR3.

Gee, can I come over and piss on the carpet at your house?

H2lover

11-05-2007 06:05 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJ H2

Not only are you a Troll but you are a Ghey Troll! :giggling: Now take your Ghey arse to the FJ or LR3 Forum where you belong :raar:

I've been picked on my whole life because of my ADD, this type of ribbing does not bother me.

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 06:08 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

I've been picked on my whole life because of my small pen!s, this type of ribbing does not bother me.

:clapping:
Fixed!!!

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 06:09 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by tower

Gee, can I come over and piss on the carpet at your house?

Heck, I'd be happy just to sh!t on the lawn.:p

tower

11-05-2007 06:10 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

I've been picked on my whole life because of my ADD, this type of ribbing does not bother me.

No one gives a fukk. This site is not about YOU.

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 06:11 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by tower

No one gives a fukk. This site is not about YOU.

However this thread is...:jump: :jump: :giggling:

H2lover

11-05-2007 06:15 AM

Re: Newbie

Wow, Hummer owners bring teh rage.

Do you all have high blood pressure?

I was just asking for info to make a decision so my Dad doesn't wind up taking a loss again. I originally decided to get a Benz, but didn't like it after 2 weeks and he had to trade it in on the BMW. I'd like to keep this from happening again.

ssgharkness020147

11-05-2007 06:18 AM

Re: Newbie

Then why dont you buy the truck for yourself?

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

I'm much to rich to be driving a tracker.

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 06:19 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

Why not a Bentley? Can you just not AFFORD one? Cheap-a$$!:twak:

H2lover

11-05-2007 06:23 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmsspratlin

Why not a Bentley? Can you just not AFFORD one? Cheap-a$$!:twak:

Now lets be realistic here... BMW and Mercedes are in a way different league than Bentley. I said I was rich, not filthy rich.

H2lover

11-05-2007 06:24 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

Then why dont you buy the truck for yourself?

I would but I don't have a job yet. Plus My dad said he would buy it for me as a present.

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 06:25 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

Now lets be realistic here... BMW and Mercedes are in a way different league than Bentley. I said I was rich, not filthy rich.

I had a BMW 530i for some time, but I never drove it, it just sat in the garage, so I posted it and sold it on ebay. Just b/c I had one did not qualify me as richie-rich though. I bought it b/c all of my friends had one and I wanted to fit in.:jump:

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 06:27 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

I would but I don't have a job yet. Plus My dad said he would buy it for me as a present.

Is this guy for real? I think that its one of the mods just twisting things around to keep us all going....Dennis...dat yew?

tower

11-05-2007 06:29 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

No you were going out of your way to insult people here. It wasn't even thinly veiled, it was outright and we all know it. No one buys your snivelling "I was just asking" tripe. If you had asked in a more humble, less arrogant way, people here would have been more than happy to help you. But you have poisoned the well and now no one here would lift a finger to help you. We just want you to leave.

H2lover

11-05-2007 06:38 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by tower

Whats the point of being humble? Newbies get thrown to the bottom of the list and have to ask permission to speak to the H2 Masters?

I just stat the fact add just be me,,,take or leave.

tower

11-05-2007 06:48 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

Whats the point of being humble? Newbies get thrown to the bottom of the list and have to ask permission to speak to the H2 Masters?

I just stat the fact add just be me,,,take or leave.

LEAVE.

ssgharkness020147

11-05-2007 07:06 AM

Re: Newbie

Chris Farley: "Alot of people go to school for 8 years"

David Spade: "Yes, they're called doctors"

Tommy Boy:fdance:

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

I'm skipping a few options, trying to go easy on the old man, since he did pay for 8 years of school and all I got was a BS.

ssgharkness020147

11-05-2007 07:15 AM

Re: Newbie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPLDCrwt1f4

:jump:

DennisAJC

11-05-2007 09:09 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

Whats the point of being humble? Newbies get thrown to the bottom of the list and have to ask permission to speak to the H2 Masters?

Can somebody tell this kid that it is impossible for me to converse with him until he's PMed me the proper 1b674 Form requesting newbie and H2 Master interaction.

h2co-pilot

11-05-2007 11:09 AM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by astig00

I am new to the H2 world as well. After driving the H2 I can't think of driving anything else. I have three children in car seats and we fit fine. It has alot more room than our previous 07 Tahoe and gets almost the same mileage.

:orly:

Personally, I would trade everything you have for just a little bit more. :D

jmsspratlin

11-05-2007 12:16 PM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Can somebody tell this kid that it is impossible for me to converse with him until he's PMed me the proper 1b674 Form requesting newbie and H2 Master interaction.

LOL!!!!:jump: :beerchug:

3Hummer

11-05-2007 01:42 PM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

Whats the point of being humble? Newbies get thrown to the bottom of the list and have to ask permission to speak to the H2 Masters?

I just stat the fact add just be me,,,take or leave.

that newbie isnt like that around here, since day 1 i was welcomed and many others were welcome, unless they did something that would make them unwelcome :raar:

and jsut becuase im going to disregard the followup posts and just look at the first one the H2 can do much of the things the other vehicles can do only when theyre lifted so a stock h2= modified other SUV

TXSUT

11-05-2007 02:19 PM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

Wow, Hummer owners bring teh rage.

Dead giveaway right there. :jump:

NJ H2

11-05-2007 02:38 PM

Re: Newbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2lover

Now lets be realistic here... BMW and Mercedes are in a way different league than Bentley. I said I was rich, not filthy rich.

H2lover = Poser :giggling:

H2lover

11-05-2007 02:48 PM

Re: Newbie

Well You've gone and done it. I'm leaving. I went over to the LandRover's forum. Hopefully I'm a little better liked over there. It seems that they don't like Hummers either.

http://www.landroverforums.com/m_7971/tm.htm

I was all set to buy a H2, its too bad that you guys represent the community like this. I hope you can all sleep better at night, knowing you chased away a potential consumer.

You could have had 1 more person in your little group had you just been a little nicer to me.

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