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jmsspratlin 01-15-2008 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy
"My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile"."

Well well well..........who is Mr HIGH Profile now hmmmmmmmm??????

:jump: kidding:D




:giggling:

DRTYFN 01-15-2008 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy
"My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile"."

Well well well..........who is Mr HIGH Profile now hmmmmmmmm??????

:jump: kidding:D

:raar: ;) :jump:

MDimitri 01-17-2008 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Marcmedic
My Eyes!!! Why did I even look at it?!?!? :twak:


OMG!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! DUDE, SOME WARNING NEXT TIME!!!!


DRTYFN 01-17-2008 05:16 AM

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HAHAHA!!!!! There is a very high probability that tower has tasted man meat smothered in his own butt sauce.:OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:
I knew it.:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

3Hummer 01-17-2008 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
HAHAHA!!!!! There is a very high probability that tower has tasted man meat smothered in his own butt sauce.:OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:
I knew it.:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:


and you guys call me immature?! :notallthere:

DennisAJC 01-17-2008 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 3Hummer
and you guys call me immature?! :notallthere:


I've had just about enough of your disrespectful attitude.

3Hummer 01-17-2008 06:36 AM

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im terribly sorry oh grateful one. Without you i have no idea what i would be doing! i love all you guys, you have shown me and are showing me the ways (if there was meditating smily id insert it here) :grouphug:

DennisAJC 01-17-2008 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 3Hummer
im terribly sorry oh grateful one. Without you i have no idea what i would be doing! i love all you guys, you have shown me and are showing me the ways (if there was meditating smily id insert it here) :grouphug:



That's more like it.





You punk.:jump:

DennisAJC 01-18-2008 03:38 AM

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RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN AND HIDE!!!!


I ......DON'T.....THINK....:crying:....I......CAN... ......KEEP........THE.......

BANNISHMENT.......DOOR..:crying:..OPEN.....ANY.... ..LON...:crying:....GER.............HIDE.......HID E.......BEFORE.....THE........ DRTY....ONE....SEES...:crying:....YOU.....







Big Dad 01-18-2008 04:35 AM

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That was photo-chopped? :orly:

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 07:37 AM

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Dang. I was on a plane and missed the un-caging of Tower.

Did you he go after Gooey Gaybob?

Did he get any more gay guys to hover around his hospital bed?

Did he disclose the 4+ trails that he allegedly ran in Moab?

DRTYFN 01-18-2008 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Dang. I was on a plane and missed the un-caging of Tower.

Did you he go after Gooey Gaybob? Gooey is straight.

Did he get any more gay guys to hover around his hospital bed?See Woodshed

Did he disclose the 4+ trails that he allegedly ran in Moab?Unpossible


He should go back to pretending to be a physically fit ski patrol god.:jump:

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
He should go back to pretending to be a physically fit ski patrol god.:jump:


LMAO. I'd bet $100 that he's one of those weekend warrior ski patrols dudes. The get hired to create a presence on the slopes, but don't do jack. They are given free ski passes in exchange for basically being babysitters, watching for injured skiers, etc. When they seen trouble, they call in the real help. They are no different than mall security guards.

DennisAJC 01-18-2008 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Dang. I was on a plane and missed the un-caging of Tower.

Did you he go after Gooey Gaybob?

Did he get any more gay guys to hover around his hospital bed?

Did he disclose the 4+ trails that he allegedly ran in Moab?


Yes to all. But someone deleted them.

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Yes to all. But someone deleted them.


Are they permanently deleted or did someone someone 'soft' delete them? :giggling:

DRTYFN 01-18-2008 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Yes to all. But someone deleted them.

Ries & faprications.:fdance:

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:40 AM

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OK guys, all kidding aside........

I've met this really hot chick at work and I'd like to get her to interested in me. I'm 5'4" tall and about 260 lbs.

How can I convince her that I'm not a fat and in really good shape. I need some help here.

DennisAJC 01-18-2008 08:41 AM

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OK guys, all kidding aside........

I've met this really hot chick at work and I'd like to get her to interested in me. I'm 5'4" tall and about 260 lbs.

How can I convince her that I'm not a fat and in really good shape. I need some help here.


:jump:

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:43 AM

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Granted, my belly is around 48". But it's friggin' tight, man. You can bounce quarters off it.

DennisAJC 01-18-2008 08:46 AM

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I am just freakin dyin over here.:jump:

DRTYFN 01-18-2008 08:47 AM

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:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 08:49 AM

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Why do I constantly feel like we're being watched by an irate vegan walrus. :jump:

DennisAJC 01-18-2008 08:57 AM

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CO Hummer 01-18-2008 09:11 AM

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WoooHooo. Towerspin 2K8.

:jump: :jump: :jump:

SnakeH2 01-18-2008 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC


:giggling: :beerchug:

H2Blondie 01-18-2008 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
I'd bet $100 that he's one of those weekend warrior ski patrols dudes. The get hired to create a presence on the slopes, but don't do jack. They are given free ski passes in exchange for basically being babysitters, watching for injured skiers, etc. When they seen trouble, they call in the real help. They are no different than mall security guards.


Who was the bet with, and where do you collect. Unless things have changed since the 2005-2006 season, he's a volunteer ski patrol that's required to work something like 10-15 days each season.

CO Hummer 01-18-2008 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by H2Blondie
Who was the bet with, and where do you collect. Unless things have changed since the 2005-2006 season, he's a volunteer ski patrol that's required to work something like 10-15 days each season.



Bingo!!!!!!!!

TowerK8 has been.......
:OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:

Ardennes 01-18-2008 05:18 PM

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The Mickey song in a whole new light. :eek:

:jump:

Karsun 01-18-2008 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by H2Blondie
Who was the bet with, and where do you collect. Unless things have changed since the 2005-2006 season, he's a volunteer ski patrol that's required to work something like 10-15 days each season.


I just spit out my Diet Pepsi Max.:giggling:

H2Blondie 01-18-2008 07:10 PM

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You mean he hadn't told y'all that?

DRTYFN 01-18-2008 08:02 PM

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He's told anyone that will listen or open a PM from him that he's the superest ski patrolling stud in the world. Me thinks he's a man pole bobber. And I also think he's only a vegetarian on Thursday afternoons.:OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:

DRTYFN 01-18-2008 08:03 PM

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I can tell he's pissed right now because of the spam email activity in that particular inbox. :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:

CO Hummer 01-25-2008 01:50 AM

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So what's the latest? Is he out wheeling? Has he joined overeater's anonymous? Is he on top of Lion's Back? Is he running in the Special Olympics?

Stone Cold 01-25-2008 06:16 AM

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Eating vegetarian man beef and working on his abs. Gay fat f&ck.

Kellen 02-07-2008 11:49 PM

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Where art thou oh my little chubby love muffin? :(

Marcmedic 03-07-2008 10:49 PM

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Is he ever coming back??? :crying: :popcorn:

CO Hummer 03-26-2008 08:00 AM

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Well the update on Tower is that he is now in Moab and he made exactly zero friends and about 100 enemies.

That moron has pissed everyone off and is even more of an idiot than anyone ever imagined.

We have some gooooood stories to tell in due time. I can't wait to give him a big hug went I get out there.

Stone Cold 03-28-2008 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Well the update on Tower is that he is now in Moab and he made exactly zero friends and about 100 enemies.

That moron has pissed everyone off and is even more of an idiot than anyone ever imagined.

We have some gooooood stories to tell in due time. I can't wait to give him a big hug went I get out there.

I can't believe you didn't slug his palsied ass. I'm not sure how I've managed not to.:jump:
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Big Dad 03-28-2008 07:14 AM

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I'm surprised he went....

:popcorn:

Marcmedic 03-28-2008 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Dad
I'm surprised he went....

:popcorn:


Stupidity knows no limits.


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