Gotta' love that level of sarcasm. (seriously!)

Kelley

PhilD, I'm getting the distinct feeling he's pulling your leg a little. Hope that's the case anyway.

I am not pulling nobodys legs ok its the truth and by the way Phild English has never been a good subject for me ok so stop bugging me OK.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Hummer H2 Man:
I am not pulling nobodys legs ok its the truth and by the way Phild English has never been a good subject for me ok so stop bugging me OK.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Allow me to Translate.
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I am not pulling anyones leg, Ok? It's the truth. And by the way PhilD, English has never been a good subject for me. Ok? So stop bugging me, Ok?
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I really have no opinion on the subject here. Just bored at work. :P If my dad bought me an H1 at age 14, I sure as hell wouldn't complain.

I do however admit that The Hummer H2 Man's posts are quite painful to read.

I know I have forum posters like that on a few Forums I run. I personally choose to use the curse word filter as an "AOL Filter"

It replaces ne1 => anyone
u => you
ur => your
sum1 => someone

etc, etc, etc...



-Jim

I dont need any translation Detonate, onless there is other people in this chat room that cant read like you.

I have been sitting back and reading this forum crying my eyes out . I don't think one sentence was typed correctly by The Hummer H2 Man. This has to be one of the best threads ever.

One thing The Hummer H2 Man has going for him is he likes HUMMERS !!!

ROB

2003 Hummer H2, Black Lux. Pkg, Breathless HID lights and Stage 2B engine kit, Mazzi Maximus 18" chrome wheels and BFG 35X12.50 18 KM Mud Terrain Tires, Alpine DVD Navigation System, Myron & Davis 7" headrest monitors, Audiovox 10 disc DVD Changer, XM Delphi Satellite radio, NSXTC DRL upgrade, Whelen Air Horn
2002 Porsche 911 Twin Turbo
2003 Dodge Viper SRT/10 #150
2003 Honda Odyssey EX
2003 Harley V-Rod Radical Red #68 of 200
http://y42.photos.yahoo.com/bc/robydi2001

COOL IT MEN just because I cant spell good dosent mean I am a bad person like you guys,I have always had truble spelling OK GUYS.

No one is calling you a bad person (or persons) Is this you or the 14 year old son? you guys should REALLY get different screen names to avoid confusion.

My original problem with all of this was the fact that you plan to buy a 14 year old an H1, which in my opinion would be irresponsible parenting. Is this true, or was this the 14 year old putting words in your mouth? You never did address this issue except say that we were all jealous. Not a good way for you to get people to go easy on you...

I could care less how you spell - I can usually figure it out. However, it shows a little more respect for everyone else if you can at least take the time to put a comma and period in every so often. Damn.

Clear this up a little bit, and I for one will have more respect for you and get off your back....

Travis

http://www.HummerTeam.com
Travis - North Texas

Eye tink dees iz is un of the mostest funnyest treads eye heve red in a long thyme it iz so heesterycal i im roiling un de floors with laffter i am goin ta kall Peter over hear to red this this is soo gret and he will laff to.

Now that is funny...

http://www.HummerTeam.com
Travis - North Texas

Thanks HummerTeam, I understand what you say I totaly agree, well i'll try to put more commas, I am sorry guys, but I dont like the way Phild, talkes thats why I got mad,by the way this is the son.

Greetings Y'All,

Ive been reading, learning, drooling, and now dreaming about the H2 for the past few weeks thanks to all the wonderful posts on this forum. Tons more information than any dealer catalog or sales person could ever provide!

Gotta admit though, this has been one of the more entertaining threads thus far. Got my popcorn now.... so let the good times roll!

H2-soon to be!
00' ///M Z3,H&R,Sharked,ACS hoops
99' 540i, ACSIII, H&R
97' 4-runner: 4-sale

The best way to get rich is to have a rich father.

I started my businesses with $800 26 years ago, everything I got I made, and I used to look down on rich kids in fancy cars. A friend of mine gave his son a new BMW on his 16th birthday, the kid was angry and did not talk to his dad for months, because he wanted a Porsche. The father relented 6 months later and bought the son a new Porsche 928S4. I was so angry about that, even though it wasn't my business.

I came from an average family with old fashion parents who did not give me allowance, as a teenager I had to count my dollars and cents on a date, hoping she does not order anything slightly expensive on the menu or 2 sodas. Now I worked my way up, I do not want to do the same. You are only young once, there is no reason why my sons should go through the same; my parents were good intentioned, but it was humiliating and painful to be a poor teenager with no money for a humberger or movie. I vowed not to do that to my own children. There are rules, right and wrong, black and white, strict manner and education, but they do not have to wait or work for the new X-Box, PS2, new games, PCs, skateboards, BB/airsoft guns, Japan or Europe. 2 years later if now-14-yrs-old boy wants my H2, that is not out of the question, if we think he can overall handle it.

BTW, that friend's son is now a young executive in major holding corporation, on his own without father's help, married with kids. Spoiled brat can turn out to be upright successful person too.

Don't forget this is 14 year old college student we are talking about....
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>My son is a very good driver he is 6'2 and he gose to college already thats why I wanted to buy him a good safe car so if he has an accident I wont have to be worrid if he has an accident<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

-Jim

Oh, you are talking about that 14 years old kid... I personally don't even think he's 14, its just the kid, not his father sharing the same handle. He's not getting a H1, not a H2, he is talking about a toy Hummer. But kids like to dream, that is good. Funny to see all the adults taking him seriously. 14 years old in college? nothing is impossible, but if he is one of those wiz kids, Hummer would be the last thing on his list of interests, and his parents most likely are struggling to make ends meet. Some 16 years old kids here maybe pretending to be the owners of their parents' H2s. All for fun, great that nobody is getting bended out of shape yet.

The boy is still too young to know how to lie, holes everywhere.

Hey Mac, I am not just haveing fun, if you could just meet me, so you could see that its true that I can drive very good and I do go to college and I dont have any scholarship. I skiped High School, because I want to play Pro Baseball, ok guys just because I cant spell, dosent mean that I am not worth a Hummer H1. by the way I am the son.

Mac, I agree with you 110%. Although the top of my son's head can barely reach the door handle of our ///Mz3, he loves to play inside it and pretend that he's driving. I already promised him he can have it (if it isn't a classic by then!). However, this promise is conditional ie. excellent grades, respectful to his parents and little sister, etc. I've seen a ton of kids working hard in high school and even college so that they could afford their "toys". Today, a lot of them wouldn't even qualify to be my employees. I guess it's about keeping the kids balanced as well as making sure their priorities are focused in the right direction. If my 2 kids can do that, and still remain respectful to others, I would have no problem "giving" them an H2. Some folks work hard so they can retire early. If you can give your kids a head start, why not ? so that they may do the same? Just my humble opinion....off the soap box now.

H2-soon to be?
00' ///M Z3,H&R,Sharked,ACS hoops
99' 540i, ACSIII, H&R
97' 4-runner: 4-sale

My parents are the total American dream story. They handed things to me (no H2, a used BMW & Beetle, but still, my three older sisters had to buy a Pinto on their own & share) and thought they could balance it out by being very strict (church, early curfews, etiquette drills). Look how I turned out!

So, then, do you know what beautiful words my father had for Peter on our wedding day?

"She's your problem now."

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

I've noticed people have been picking on you lately, Hummer H2 Man. Don't get upset. Next time Phil D or that mean Brooklyn girl make fun of your spelling, remember that tolerating petulent and unregenerated mockery is a requisite characteristic on this pedantic forum for which members are ultimately respected and held in high fondness. It is the essential attitude that one must adopt in order to realize the overarching benefits from this otherwise wonderfully didactic and esoteric resource.

Just think about this next time around. I'm sure you'll feel much better about yourself.

Thanks Zazing