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Thank's for the heads up. I'm looking forward to it!
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so let's start up a discussion here, as the Zombie Response Team... If it came down to you and an unholy horde of the dead, where would be the best place you think would be to fend them off, and what kind of weapons would you use to send them back to their graces? Who would you want on your team and why?

Me, I think I would like to be stuck at the home depot that is built in near the best buy, and walmart.
I could use Axe picks, chain saws, and use the big metal gate to protect me.

I would like to have Dwayne johnson (need a big guy on the team) to help me build **** and get to the higher areas, and also create barricades.

I would like to have Jet Li because he is fast and can get into the hard to get areas.

Kim Kardashian because if i'm single, i need to girl to protect, massage my back, and do fun things with.

Will smith because he is such a character and he knows how to choke demonic dogs.

thats all i can think of for now

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Your going to convince me to buy one of these stickers...I can see it now.

Okay, I vote for a Tractor Supply Co. in West Virginia, which is in close proximity to a Best Buy (really feeling' ya on that one), liquor store, and Super Walmart (gotta one up you on that one 'cause they got food).

Why Tractor Supply? Well, you get a good, rounded supply of material. You've got firearms (hence the WV locale), chainsaws, and other such equipment for weapons; welding equipment and supplies; generators (and sometimes a gas pump out back); tractors, trailers, ATVs, and UTVs for outward excursions and supply requisitions; and dog, cat, and horse food (in the event you have to hunker down...least you won't starve).

Similar to Home Depot, you've got solid concrete construction and the materials to easily fortify the entrances and exits.

And MOST importantly...they typically have a large, ground level loading dock entrance so we can pull our trucks inside for mods and secure supply unloading. 'Cause I ain't leaving my sh!t outside for the zombies to fuk up.

As far as 'who else I need'...I just need a hot, outdoorsy chick with a cute face and a big butt...and I'll get by. LOL! Guess I'll order my decal this evening...see you after the apocalypse.

"Bring out your dead...the end is very fuking nigh!"

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Discovery on zombieland here...

I was watching the movie and I noticed at the part where the girls are taking over the hummer, and the older girl is walking up to the truck with the gun on them, it shows the hood and between the cowl and hood and there are yellow loops (to blend in obviously) that are parallel to the windshield, so far this is the only part yet i've seen them in... but i'm now at the night driving scene

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Correction it IS actually just in front of the fake hood snorkels going down in front of the hood theirs two of them. (not in front of them but from the point at the front of the snorkels in a line down the hood.

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HAHAH NICE!!!!! it's official now! haha


Bro good call on the location! the docks are IDEAL for loading and unloading safely! The modding trucks part totally made me think of Dawn of the DEAD when they were building those assault buses! If you could get your hands on some rifles, perhaps have a sniper nest on the top of the build to clear room for a scout team to go/come from visits to the city

:perfect10s:

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Here's a couple other I have, I'm going to scrape off the "will you be ready" one a replace it with a new permit one I ordered.

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Lol. Love the hybrid badge on the truck. I wanted to get custom plates on mine next year saying tre hgr lol

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I like the Umbrella Corp. one...ebay?

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Amazon, they got a four pack that is a better value than the single.



Here's the new one I ordered, It's sweet :dancingbanana:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/110760073313... 4.m1497.l2649

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I have a more simple approach based on the fact Zombies cannot swim.

I would commandeer a cruise ship with my best friends and hot women. Then I would anchor a few hundred yards from the dock. I'd bring a Barrett 50 and snipe the slow walkers just for practice. :)


The best part is I could party and go to sleep at night with no need for a lookout.

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Good call...but since they're dead, they don't need to breathe; so couldn't they just walk under water and climb up your anchor line?

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Good question. :)

Bodies float so unless they put some rocks in their pockets first I'd say they could not walk to the anchor chain.
:giggling:

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Hahahahahaah Vegas that's awesome! What if a zombie infects a shark and thy shark infects other sharks? Then you are stuck on a cruise ship with zombie shark infected waters?! What would you do about re-supply?

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I'm holding myself up at a Costco. Easy to lock down and secure and plenty of supplies.

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According to Talking Dead, animals cannot become zombies. :clapping:

[Edit] Plus, cruise ship lifeboats are diesel powered, completely enclosable and are made from super thick fiberglass. Sounds perfect. :) [/Edit]

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anybody picture that scene from pirates of the Caribbean ?

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OHH true! hahaah PHEW!!

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I am now an official member!

Ordered from here: http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-ZOMBIE-R...em8 bb4421648

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YESS!!!!! haahha awesome man! West coast chapter!

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LOLOLOL... this is the funniest f*cking thread EVER!:raar:

but I think we'll have an issue if the hot girls on the boat DO become Zombies....


I mean I'd be more like... ."uhhhh....huh huh huhuhuh hhuhhuhhh huh"



........... But they we can just tie them up and figure out what to do from there....

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cant get a zombie girl pregnant! right? JK! hahaha

probably would smell SOOOO bad. I dunno if i could stomach it!

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You had to go there didn't you???:soapbox: lol

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ROUSHDEMON,
Those are some funny a** pics. They are perfect! :D

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Where do you get these kits? REI? Gander Mountain? Adam and Eve?

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I take a quick look at CraigsList most mornings. This morning I found Las Vegas now has its very own Zombie Apocalypse Store. :D

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/for/2744296226.html

I will have to go check it out. Maybe they will have a yellow H2 with a 3 on its door. :D

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thats kinda creepy...wonder what kind of stuff they have?

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Zombie girl stripper poles? :giggling:

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I don't know if I can do this justice by writing about it, but here goes . . .

So the wife and I are driving south on I-15 near Victorville, CA. Traffic is heavy. Another H2 in the lane to our right pulls up alongside us. The driver gets my wife's attention. While driving he takes his hands off the wheel and makes a rectangular box with his fingertips. My wife shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head meaning, I don't understand. Now his wife gets in the action and he makes another rectangle with his fingertips. Then on cue, they both raise their arms up and move them zombie style and also move their heads and open their mouths with tongues sticking out like they are coming to get us and we are going to be our next dinner. With that my wife finally understands the fingertip rectangle is a reference to the zombie response unit banner on our rear window. With their act completed they both gave us a thumbs up and took the next exit ramp.

We laughed ourselves silly.

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That is too funny! Had that had been my wife in your wife's position, she would have been like WTF is their problem!? LOL Good to hear your wife is aware of the Zombie Response Team sticker and knows what it represents.

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hahah that's pretty awesome!

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I take it you guys havn't seen Deadgirl (2008)
Two high school boys discover an imprisoned woman in an abandoned mental asylum who cannot die. They conclude that she is dead and want to keep her as a sex slave. bla bla bla... not a bad movie...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0896534/

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Thanks for the tip! Netflix has it and it's now in my Queue. Sounds sick, not that there's anything wrong with that. :D

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hehe yeah mud thanks for the recommendation, will have to check it out.

zombieland was on tv, the other day...MAN i love that movie

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Need to find a good spot for these on the SUT:

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You went State?...screw that! I went Federal...LOL!

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I had to since Kalifornia is not part of the United States.

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