<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that tose tems exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.

Just tell Drty to GFH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I've actually been on the site for a while now. And I want to be part of the community. I'm mostly a guy who loves to laugh and not so tough on and off the internet. I don't want to be victim like the poor saps in the past. Sometimes you have to go with the big boys.

Paragon thanks for your input but nature of this furom, it's direction is predictable so going with the flow is best. Sencerely I do enjoy Dirtyfns post as with yours and most of the vetrans. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOG ON AND CHECK IN YOUR SPINE AT THE DOOR!

Relax dude, it's all in fun if you can let it roll off your back instead of rolling over on your back.

Alright Hammer, just bend over and post your pic.

Paris Hilton nude? ... somebody is messing with Photoshop!


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I just don't get it. If one gives their opinion and mabye replies in kind, if it doesn't go well with the crowd he or she is picked on. I admit it's funny to watch but not if you're the one in question.

Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks

Not picking on you just f#cking with you , consider it dropped.

Yes, hutz, she did it for charity. The picture was later auctioned.

Give the little girl credit. She's wierd, but she did a good thing here.

George SSSS

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Not picking on you just f#cking with you , consider it dropped.

Yes, hutz, she did it for charity. The picture was later auctioned. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Too busy being a smart a$$, I didn't realize it was a charity thing ... my bad!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that tose tems exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.

Just tell Drty to GFH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's out of line, buster! You can only do that when her back is to you and under certain circumstances.

Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BUSTED!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I just don't get it. If one gives their opinion and mabye replies in kind, if it doesn't go well with the crowd he or she is picked on. I admit it's funny to watch but not if you're the one in question.

Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Holy shiite!!! What's with the 'gina presentation? You think this is getting picked on? What a sissy little whining girl. Have you learned how to use the big boy toilet yet? Damn... what a little girl.
(You had to have know this was coming.)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Translation: "My diaper is full and I just want to be changed."

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by hutz13:
Too busy being a smart a$$, I didn't realize it was a charity thing ... my bad! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Too busy being a blonde- I didn't know you were joking.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:

Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's out of line, buster! You can only do that when her back is to you and under certain circumstances.

Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Huh?

The donkey punch idea is not a good idea but what about the flying camel or the best one of all... The Hodini!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And by peeing you mean dropping a fresh log between her tits?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And by peeing you mean dropping a fresh log between her tits? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! Nice, I've got to go to a lunch at 12 and I'm going to be laughing to myself over this.

Dennis , I'm verklempt!

You guys are so disgusting, I don't know why I keep reading. It's like a car wreck or a perverted SIMS. Of course you know I had to look up the flying camel. But I found some girly dirty proverbs. They are just as mean.

They include the:

clitourist
ear bombing
knee clapper
lorena bobbit
sleeping with the fishes
And The Sweet Gherkin

I can't tell you what they mean because I am a lady (won't even provide the link), but you can look them up if it is killing you. Google "dirty proverbs" it's in the girly section. Pretty funny.

quaffle
wonderkiss
sifting for gold
If you renamed the cocklocks one I am sure it could be applied to the females also.

snorkeling

AH! LMAO!!! I was reading that site and found this:

fresh bread • Rating: 7.58 out of 212 total votes • Tried it? Yes 85%, No 15%, out of 34 total votes • Comments(22)

During that long drive home with your fellow carpoolers from work, eek out an SBD (Silent but Deadly) and say "we must be driving by a bakery....anyone else smell fresh bread"? Since the smell of fresh baked bread is close to Godliness, everyone will snap to attention and fill their lungs with a deep whiff. The first scent that hits them will be intriguing, they'll sniff deeper to try to catch the aroma, then everyone's eyes will water as you try not to piss yourself.

Don't hate me H2CP, but I too have had to do a little research and some of these are just too funny not to share...

Turkish Delight (noun)
When a girl lies on her stomach and spreads her ass cheeks. Her sphincter is then greased with a massive amount of Astroglide inside and out. The man greases his raging hard on and goes to the other end of the room. He proceeds to sprint towards the girl who’s ass cheeks are spread to full capacity. When he's about five feet away he jumps. He must be a marksman. If done right when you land on the girl, the force will be so great it will cram your cock and balls up her ass. If done wrong you may as well be dead.

fresh bread...ROFLMAO

I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
fresh bread...ROFLMAO

I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not only do I do that in the car(and slyly lock the windows so there's no chance for fresh air), but I drop gaseous nerve agents whenever I walk down the aisle at the grocery store, video store or anyplace else that there's going to be innocent nostrils. My favorite is to pollute an aisle and then pretend I'm looking at something on the endcap so I can observe the look on their faces when they hit the cloud of funkiness. The best is when they gag.

One of my good friends is an FTO for a large police force here in OK... He is a fairly intimidating guy to the rookies. His favorite trick is to eat beans and cabbage right before a shift when he's going to have a "rook"... I've seen him in tears laughing because the rook is too scared to say anything or roll down the windows... they just take it for 8 hours!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
fresh bread...ROFLMAO

I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not only do I do that in the car(and slyly lock the windows so there's no chance for fresh air), but I drop gaseous nerve agents whenever I walk down the aisle at the grocery store, video store or anyplace else that there's going to be innocent nostrils. My favorite is to pollute an aisle and then pretend I'm looking at something on the endcap so I can observe the look on their faces when they hit the cloud of funkiness. The best is when they gag. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Best when done with your wife in the women's clothing department. Just drop the bomb and walk away. Then watch the other women hit it. <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> So---there was this woman who had a problem with silent gas. She went to the doctor and she said, "This is so embarrassing. I have this problem of farting silently. You probably haven't noticed, but I've let three of them since I've been in this office with you. Is there ANYTHING you can do?"
He said, "Yes, there is. The first thing is get you fitted for a hearing aid."
</div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/sbd.htm

The funniest .wmv file I've seen in a long time... "Jurassic Fart" -- turn your sound up, too!!



http://www.office-humour.co.uk/item.cfm?itm=1554


K

This is my favorite pooting video! An oldie but goodie- so nasty and familiar.

http://www.fugly.com/media/download.php?cat=MOVIES&id=3...r=&rating=&per_page =