This crap is so stupid! Why would you do that? Just to be an ass?!! Does it really matter what you wheel, this pissing contest is so stupid! We should worry about tree huggers closing trail down, but instead we start these pissing contests, Grow up people High school is over!

It's all in fun XM.

Thanks, Soc.

XM Dude, don't take this so seriously, Squid Dance doesn't. Now go for a drive in your H2 and you know you'll feel better when you get home.

What a loser.

Please post some full pictures of your truck.

It is a Liberty right?? What is it for your new Commando?

OK I guess I missed the humor.

I think its Funny! It's no different than the H1 license plate bracket that says "Death Before H2".

It's just jealousy!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
I want to punch that guy in the face. That's a crime. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, well I want to cave in your face and then stand over you and thoroughly soak you with asparagus & beer urine. I might even want to leave a peanut-eyed corn-backed brown snake curled up on your chest. Depends on what I'd eaten.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SOCRATES:
We all know who encompassess 95% of Jeep owners, don't we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, we do. Homogheys.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
I think its Funny! It's no different than the H1 license plate bracket that says "Death Before H2".

It's just jealousy! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean the H1 that I pulled up the dunes? If she'd had that plate frame then she'd still be sitting there.

Oooh, Squidturd has inspired me. I'm going to take the afternoon off work to go post on every Lamborghini, Ferrari, Range Rover, Maserati, and Porsche board and tell them they're all losers for spending their money on cars that will NEVER be driven how they're supposed to be.

Who cares? What business is it of yours what people do with their own cash? It's not like it's coming from a community pot and you're suffering for it. If someone wants to spend their money on a house, or vacation, or boat, or car, then big deal. There are a lot of Jeep owners on this board who show a lot more maturity and go wheeling with H2s all the time. Now that you've posted your plate and we know who you are, you can be assured that the next time you get flipped, there won't be many folks willing to help you get your fat ass out of your truck.

Stacy

You guys are funny

I should probably apologize to you guys since most of you are probably the percentage of owners that actually do hit some trails and not just pavement. Some of your posts really did give me a good chuckle though. Hope all of you know i'm just poking a little fun...I appreciate all the jeep humor

If any of you ever happen to be in the tidewater/hampton roads area I'll buy you a beer to make up for any hard feelings

AWWWWWH!

Great to hear that, squandith. You owe me and my "h2co-pilot" a beer. Smokehouse on Shore Drive works anytime.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SOCRATES:
We all know who encompassess 95% of Jeep owners, don't we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, we do. Homogheys. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

AWWWW MAN! I think I know this guy! I'm sure he drives a Jeep.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Great to hear that, squandith. You owe me and my "h2co-pilot" a beer. Smokehouse on Shore Drive works anytime. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hold on there Kenneth, please refer to the "It rubs the lotion on itself" thread in the off-topic. He is a stranger...Squandith,I take back this pic I posted earlier...for you, don't know about your mom yet though

Too funny DRTY!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:

Hold on there Kenneth, please refer to the "It rubs the lotion on itself" thread in the off-topic. He is a stranger...Squandith,I take back this pic I posted earlier...for you, don't know about your mom yet though </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. Is smokehose by hometown hereos and grace bible? If so...I'm down sometime next week as long as you guys promise not to jump me before i get in I live really close by. how's thursday?

Yes, it's where the Hideaway used to be right between HomeTown and Grace. We were out a couple of weeks ago down there. Did you see the white Excursion limo? We started at Hot Tuna, then to a couple of places in Norfolk, back to Smokehouse and finally to Hot Tuna again.

We won't be able to make it Thursday, though.

Sounds like you guys know how to party. Just let me know when is good for you then I'll live up to my word...might even buy a couple rounds

anytime next thursday or after...just let me know...i'll be sure to park next to you

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
i'll be sure to park next to you </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just don't look for his HUMMER. All that thing does is sit on the carpet in his garage, under a cover , so his wifey doesn't put boogers on it (long story ) Squid Glad to see you can handle defeat

CHURCH!, don't say anything! I was already starting to rustle up some good boogs for the Jeep!

Squidward..you can park under us

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Jeff did you really quit your job, or youre just tired of us asking you stupid questions? </div></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Still here Too many-----guys around here. like superman,antman,batman
spiderman.So fred it is I have yet to get a mindless question.Thanks for asking

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There will be lotion rubbed, and it will be rubbed on your face. And it will be Ken's nutrient rich man-lotion. You've heard the stories about how ingesting it is good for your hair... well, rubbing it on your face will do wonders for your complexion. Just don't glue stick your eyes shut.

I really want to explain how that demonstration works. But I'm afraid to. The booger monster may get me again. But it's something about protein deposits, luffa, suds... Heck, nevermind.

I just saw these posts you sick little monkeys!! I thought protein was good for the chest? Kenny! ..

Your skin is going to be positively <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">RADIANT!!!</span>

Ken, can you take pictures of her face with the "lotion" on it? A pic of it on her piscobos would be nice, too.

Piscobos!!?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Piscobos!!? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's right- PISCOBOS!!!

Ken, have you started the facial process yet?

Whatever...Mosh girl wants some lotion from your humplumas.....

Humplumas??? WTH? I'm going to hazard a guess and go with chicken-skinned nut bag.

Do you like apples?

Yeah, HUMPLUMAS!!! And that would be a from-unda bean.. LOL...

Sorry, but that's an improper spelling & usage of "frumunda". Frumunda(fruh-muhn-dah) is only to be used in conjuction with the word "cheese" or on a solo basis to describe the pungent substance that is developed/spawned in the rear nether regions because of or during a long sedentary trip.

"Damn, you're funky! You've got some serious frumunda going over there. Go de-frumunda your crack."

Frumunda laden underwear have a high probability of sticking if thrown against a wall or loved one.

I apologize for that, I did not mean to insult you, I knew the correct spelling but was unsure of your knowledge concerning testicular slang. However, the frumunda bean can be grown from under the pole, therefore the aforementioned plant can be named so.

Pluh-leeez. I'm a guy. Of course I know about frumunda. Isn't it a male originated term? C'mon.

BTW, when is your next closet video coming out?

Why? Somethin' not going on tonight.
By the way I will make another one, but not anytime soon. I am letting it age for an opportune moment..like gourmet European Frumunda.

PM a link to me. Pretty please.