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KenP 11-03-2005 06:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
ZERORAP was a Fawking WHEELING GOD!!!!

S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I miss him.

HeimenHummer 11-03-2005 06:21 PM

Of course there is a line on the issue of Stock and Modified.

Like I said before about athletes, you can do well in sports by following standard guidlines and working hard. But there are those who need to compensate by use of steroids just to keep up or lead.

A Stock H2 in comparison to an H2 with a 4", 6", 10" lift is loppsided. Speed is not a factor in this case so Ken qualifies.

HeimenHummer 11-03-2005 06:23 PM

So far:

Kenp
Dennisajc
Drtyfn
AlecW
H2Finally
Paragon
Tower
H2Rocks
H2CO_PILOT

HummerNewbie 11-03-2005 06:24 PM

But if Ken has more torque than a stock H2 that would come into play wouldn't it?

Sorry Ken, not trying to knock you out of the running.

DennisAJC 11-03-2005 06:25 PM

How about H2s with front lockers?

HeimenHummer 11-03-2005 06:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
How about H2s with front lockers? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No. In my opinion, like a lift it will compensate for driver abilities.

KenP 11-03-2005 06:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
But if Ken has more torque than a stock H2 that would come into play wouldn't it?

Sorry Ken, not trying to knock you out of the running. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>No, more torque doesn't mean a thing. Just look at my puzzle.

KenP 11-03-2005 06:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
How about H2s with front lockers? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No. In my opinion, like a lift it will compensate for driver abilities. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So if you suck at driving, then just get a lift or locker... or both?

Sorry Phil. Not trying to knock you out.

HummerNewbie 11-03-2005 06:32 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
No, more torque doesn't mean a thing. Just look at my puzzle. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLMFAO

Damn it, that was the last coke I had here. Anyone know how to get a straw into a laptop

DennisAJC 11-03-2005 06:43 PM

OMG! I just saw Tower was on the list!

H2Finally 11-03-2005 06:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
I would also hold that Blingin Chrome Flames add some degree capability to the truck and should disqualify anyone that has them... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Respectfully disagree. Blingin Chrome Flames adds weight (solid billet triple chromed) and impairs visibility (glare). Therefore, owners of such-equipped H2 should get bonus points/higher handicap.

H2Rocks & I both accept this added burden, because someone must make all those pics beautiful.

Dan 11-03-2005 06:58 PM

Since no one is going to, I'll nominate myself.

KenP 11-03-2005 07:08 PM

Little skinny people shouldn't count either. They have an unfair weight advantage.

H2Finally 11-03-2005 07:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Little skinny people shouldn't count either. They have an unfair weight advantage. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Respectfully disagree. Some off-roader carry sand bags in order to weigh down their rigs in order to get better traction. Therefore, skinny people should get bonus points/higher handicap.

Of course skinny people who also has tiny dicks should get extra extra points.

HummerNewbie 11-03-2005 07:22 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Little skinny people shouldn't count either. They have an unfair weight advantage. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think your avatar carries enough weight for everyone in the damn contest

h2co-pilot 11-03-2005 07:35 PM

I am the best H2 wheeler, I nominate myself and I am the Princess. Plus, I weigh 106lbs with nought an ounce of dick.

That my friends is the ultimate all...end of thread.


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