LOL MMPH2,

We're just hazing you. It's all fun. I hope you didn't tip the barber.

Are those boots steel toed??? I got a ting for steel toed boots....

" S & B Member Since 2003 "

I would sure hope it's all in fun...I joined this forum for education of H2's. I didn't join to get torn up by you "bastages". I can go visit my in-laws for that!

Spike, I love the yellow H2...guess I selected the wrong icon.

MMPH2
wooooow..........take it easy. Were just breakin your balls a little, hence the little . You have to lighten up, don't get all twisted. Remember it's all in good fun. Oh and by the way, I'm 45 and I have more hair than you. Don't assume that because were older that were balder. Oh and one more thing, when you model do they play that song "I'm Too Sexy".

On the icon thing, thats what I thought.

2003 Yellow H2, Lux Series, Air Suspension, Front Brush Guard, Rear Tail Lamp Guards, Roof Rack Light Bar, Helo Maxx 8 Chrome Rims, MC2 Chrome Billet Locking Fuel Door, MC2 Chrome Hood Handles, MC2 Chrome Hood Latches, Chrome Billet Hummer Logo Hitch Step

You guys make me laugh...I'm starting to pick up on the tone of these posts. It's all good and fun. I guess stating "I'm new to the forum" is like saying "sick 'em" to a pack of wild dogs.

Dennis, they are not steel toed boots. I'm a little scared to ask why you have a "ting" for steel toed boots.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>You guys make me laugh <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now your learning. Aside from all this ball breaking this is a great site. Last week I wired up that roof rack light bar. I would not have been able to do it without the help of 2 people on this site. They saved me $200.00 that the dealer wanted to charge for an install.
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums?a=tpc&s=2826088551&f=5106011751&m=781603572 5

2003 Yellow H2, Lux Series, Air Suspension, Front Brush Guard, Rear Tail Lamp Guards, Roof Rack Light Bar, Helo Maxx 8 Chrome Rims, MC2 Chrome Billet Locking Fuel Door, MC2 Chrome Hood Handles, MC2 Chrome Hood Latches, Chrome Billet Hummer Logo Hitch Step

Noc said
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Don't you guys get sick of the Yellow? I mean it's cool but after 2 weeks ... yellow gets old. Tha's why I got cum White <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm glad to see that you won't ever get sick of cum......



white, that is

2003 Yellow H2, Lux Series, Air Suspension, Front Brush Guard, Rear Tail Lamp Guards, Roof Rack Light Bar, Helo Maxx 8 Chrome Rims, MC2 Chrome Billet Locking Fuel Door, MC2 Chrome Hood Handles, MC2 Chrome Hood Latches, Chrome Billet Hummer Logo Hitch Step

MMPH2,

Welcome to the Forum!

Long story short...I "UNINTENTIONALLY" ran over a hippy's steeltoe. Oh those were the days.

" S & B Member Since 2003 "

Okay gilrs...I'm outta here for the next 3 days. I'm taking "the wife" to Nemacolin Resort & Spa (in PA) for New Years.

She thinks it's for her to relax and enjoy the new year celebration (that's true), but she doesn't know that Nemacolin offers a 2 hour off-road course with an H2 for me.

Have any of you heard of Nemacolin? (those on the east coast) I guess the course is a long "off-road" drive thru the hills of PA. Similar to the Range Rover/H2 course at the Equinox resort in Vermont.

Have fun ya lucky f'ker. Take some pics!

" S & B Member Since 2003 "

Will have pics for everyone on Friday. I think I'll start a new post, this is getting a little crazy.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>this is getting a little crazy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You should see the 10 page HummDeVille thread in the photo gallery, or some other troll bash threads. Those go on and on and on and on.......

Skull & Bones Member since 2003

Yeah, this is just a little baby 3 pager. The ten pagers are the ones that are "a little crazy".

2003 Yellow H2, Lux Series, Air Suspension, Front Brush Guard, Rear Tail Lamp Guards, Roof Rack Light Bar, Helo Maxx 8 Chrome Rims, MC2 Chrome Billet Locking Fuel Door, MC2 Chrome Hood Handles, MC2 Chrome Hood Latches, Chrome Billet Hummer Logo Hitch Step

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MMPH2:
Will have pics for everyone on Friday. I think I'll start a new post, this is getting a little crazy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have fun!!! Be safe!! And see if the spa can rub some mouse embryo sauce on your head to stop the exodus.

S&B Member since '03

S&B Member since '03

What does that mean??

R2

Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2

I think Diceman said it best, "Your a load that should have been swallowed"

To you S&B probably means soft and buttered as in ready to go. But to us it means sumpin different.

Just kidding R2 I just needed an excuse to pull out some cruel Dice quotes. By the way the off-roading pics you posted were pretty tits if I do say so myself.


"I've laid more pipe in this town than JB Warbashaw"-Grumpy Old Men

[This message was edited by InfamousTeeDog on 12-30-03 at 05:44 PM.]

Some of you may have seen this, but my dealer here (the one with the 85k h2's) has a leather seat cover that appears to be awesome. It is soft and subtle. Much softer than the stock leather. When they sell a set, or put it on one as a mandatory option, I will check it out and take pics.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Everyone knows the black ones are fastest & the best looking.

Rich

2004 H2 Adventure Black w/Corsa Sport, Black Factory Wheels, Black Grill, Factory Nav, 12 Disc CD Changer, Intergrated XM, V-1, Hadley Air Horns, Sylvania Silver Stars.
2003 Nisan Murano
2003 Lincoln Navigator (for Sale)
2001 Ford Lightning W/mods
1999 F-350 W/mods
1999 Yukon Denali (for sale)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Navigator:
Everyone knows the black ones are fastest & the best looking.

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You mean the ones with black wheels.

S&B Member since '03