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Donkey_Kong 08-05-2006 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bully13
And oh yeah.... Don't feel bad Shaggy. I've been a Jigalo for years. No shame in what your family does.


What's a Jigalo? Is that a gigolo that only sucks cock??

h2co-pilot 08-05-2006 02:51 AM

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OMFG!

I have never felt better- EVER!

I have just been sitting here, smiling ear to ear and laughing to myself. It is absolutley amazing.:cool: I am in no pain whatsoever, no pressure no nothing- light as a fart.;)

It was a woman and she uses an adjuster. No crazy cracking or anything. She just did some reflexology thing on my feet, felt my spine and adjusted each vertebrae. So freaking awesome. Glad I did it. Going back Tuesday.:D:D:D

Bully13 08-05-2006 03:17 AM

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YAY!!! Now go make some smores and celebrate :D

h2co-pilot 08-05-2006 03:35 AM

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I might.:)

Did I tell you how awesome they were the other night?

I took your advice- Chocolate and graham in the Microwave and the marshmallow over the gas burner on a fork. Holey Moley......:D:D

Yeah, I prolly will.:)

ETD 08-05-2006 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

It was a woman and she uses an adjuster. No crazy cracking or anything. She just did some reflexology thing on my feet, felt my spine and adjusted each vertebrae. So freaking awesome. Glad I did it. Going back Tuesday.


Yeah, yeah, yeah. First they make you feel good all over then they start with the crap that spinal manipulaton can cure ulcers and kidney stones and cancer :mad: :mad: :mad:

When they start that, don't forget to tell them to STFU and go back to making your back feels better...

(Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Massage GOOD. Claiming that massage cures diseases BAD:cool: )

evldave 08-05-2006 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ETD
Yeah, yeah, yeah. First they make you feel good all over then they start with the crap that spinal manipulaton can cure ulcers and kidney stones and cancer :mad: :mad: :mad:

When they start that, don't forget to tell them to STFU and go back to making your back feels better...

(Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Massage GOOD. Claiming that massage cures diseases BAD:cool: )


x2, and don't forget the most common profession to default on their college student loans is chiropractitioners. Been there, done that. It's like loss leaders at Wally World - make you feel good for cheap the first time, then rape you on everything else.

CP-glad you had a good time, hope you get a good follow-up, but watch for the sales pitch...

dochummer 08-05-2006 05:45 PM

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Glad to hear it worked out for you CP! Feel free to PM if you have any questions. :)

h2co-pilot 08-05-2006 10:47 PM

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Thanks Doc.:)

No, I at this point I can't scientifically see how it would prevent viruses or the like. However, I can see how proper spinal alignment can help your body achieve optimum homeostasis (for lack of a better term) or in my case the manipulation can prevent further curvature. I live in the city of the Edgar Cayce Foundation. So the debate has been well thought through.;)

If a treatment makes sense to me I do it- or at least try it for awhile.

For instance- All the new medical findings of antioxidant advantages and the link with brightly colored fruits and vegetables have been in the homeopathic world forever. But then again, common sense tells you that those things are natural for a human being to find and eat and can be nothing but good for you anyway. We always do so well in feeding our pets what they would eat in thier natural environment but some people never give thought to what we would eat in ours. Though I appreciate a nummy treat here and there. Point being- there are lots of philosophies and I think them through regardless of their origin- but science is always good.

Furthermore, the mind has a tremendous influence on your health (placebo effect in example) so I'm going with whatever I think works at this point.;)

In other words, (what a freaky rant?!-sorry :D) I can easily tune out anything weird.

dochummer 08-06-2006 12:33 AM

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Bottom line, every profession has their share of bad apples...it's only the ignorant people who assume the whole profession is like that...

PARAGON 08-06-2006 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by evldave
x2, and don't forget the most common profession to default on their college student loans is chiropractitioners. Been there, done that. It's like loss leaders at Wally World - make you feel good for cheap the first time, then rape you on everything else.

CP-glad you had a good time, hope you get a good follow-up, but watch for the sales pitch...

ED, just more ignorance. You seem to find it easy to state things that are simply not truth as though they are the simple fact.

Fact was the most common default of loans was of students while still in college was chiros. Not just across the board default of any profession.

It also had the highest attrition rate in the healthcare industry during school. Says nothing about the profession, except that in the late 90's the average GPA for the average applicate was below 3.0 while all other healthcare professions held averages around 3.5.

I've rounded stuff and might not be exact, but I am much more on target and can 100% guarantee I am more knowledgeable in this subject that you and maybe even Doc. I have to know these things. If it was a fact that chiros defaulted on their loans after they started practicing, that would severely limit my business.

There's a difference between chumps dropping out of school and not paying their school loans and "the most common profession to default on their college student loans is chiropractitioners"

Jesus Christ 08-06-2006 03:24 AM

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KenP 08-06-2006 05:36 AM

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Never been a fan of chiro's. Sure I've played many rounds with one, cards many times with another and even wheeled with one, but never believed it.

Then CP came home after her appointment and a couple hours later was happy as a pig in mud. Honestly, I can see the difference in her posture. She's making me an appointment for next week.:D

I take back all the bad things I've ever said about the Chiro's.:)

dochummer 08-06-2006 07:10 AM

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Never been a fan of chiro's. Sure I've played many rounds with one, cards many times with another and even wheeled with one, but never believed it.

Then CP came home after her appointment and a couple hours later was happy as a pig in mud. Honestly, I can see the difference in her posture. She's making me an appointment for next week.:D

I take back all the bad things I've ever said about the Chiro's.:)


Anybody I know? ;)

PARAGON 08-06-2006 03:35 PM

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Never been a fan of chiro's. Sure I've played many rounds with one, cards many times with another and even wheeled with one, but never believed it.

Then CP came home after her appointment and a couple hours later was happy as a pig in mud. Honestly, I can see the difference in her posture. She's making me an appointment for next week.:D

I take back all the bad things I've ever said about the Chiro's.:)

It's human nature to dislike things we don't understand.

Look at aliens and UFO's :D

Jim_Cantore 08-06-2006 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Donkey_Kong
What's a Jigalo? Is that a gigolo that only sucks cock??


Bad Monkey.

Tis a gigalo that only sucks Jigs, Silly. ;)

ETD 08-06-2006 11:55 PM

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[quote=KenP Then CP came home after her appointment and a couple hours later was happy as a pig in mud. Honestly, I can see the difference in her posture.
[/QUOTE]

Do we take your word on it or will you post PICS, PICS, PICS

Please? :D

KenP 08-07-2006 04:09 AM

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It's human nature to dislike things we don't understand.

Look at aliens and UFO's :D

Yeah. I really don't like those little buggers either.;)

KenP 08-07-2006 04:10 AM

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Do we take your word on it or will you post PICS, PICS, PICS

Please? :D

Bite Me!!;)

ETD 08-07-2006 06:22 PM

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Bite Me!!;)


I guessed that's a NO.
:D

PackerFever 08-07-2006 06:46 PM

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I know three people that died at the chiropractor and one that is now in a wheelchair for life.


Note to Self, do not go to this Chiropractor.


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