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PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:47 PM

Re: Why did this happen?
 
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Originally Posted by Poopy
I think what he is saying, is that there is a sensor, it senses a pulse when the magnet or whatever it is goes past the sensor. It has no idea if its going forwards of backwards, its just passing a sensor. Lets go to a simpler example for you. Picture the speedometer you have on your road cycle, when you got the kid at the bike shop to install it he put a little magnet on your wheel and a sensor on your forks somewhere.

no, I think he is trying to think, which he shouldn't do. He might end up with an aneurysm

Poopy 12-05-2006 07:48 PM

Re: Why did this happen?
 
Wow you are dense. Just cant admit to being wrong huh?

PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Poopy
They are behind my truck to the right...out of the shot. I figured you would use that....so predictable.

so predictable, yet you couldn't predict it and do anything about it.

PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Poopy
Wow you are dense. Just cant admit to being wrong huh?

Yes

h2co-pilot 12-05-2006 07:50 PM

Re: Why did this happen?
 
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Originally Posted by Poopy
Maybe crawl ratio is beyond you. You probably have about 30:1 in your ultimate offroader. When i mash the gas in 1st gear, it barely moves. I would have had to shift into 5th to drive outta that, but it happend in about 3 seconds so there was no time.


Well, take the right line next time.

Poopy 12-05-2006 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
so predictable, yet you couldn't predict it and do anything about it.



You are so lame, yet you keep posting this lame pschycology crap to make yourself feel smartish. Lets get someone new in here...your jokes are washed up.

Poopy 12-05-2006 07:51 PM

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Well, take the right line next time.


I will, that line sucked, i had a spotter telling me to got left, and another guy telling me to go right. lol

PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:55 PM

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You are so lame, yet you keep posting this lame pschycology crap to make yourself feel smartish. Lets get someone new in here...your jokes are washed up.

WTF are you talking about? did you get something caught in your throat?

PARAGON 12-05-2006 07:56 PM

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I will, that line sucked, i had a spotter telling me to got left, and another guy telling me to go right. lol

funny and I thought you said it was a competition

Poopy 12-05-2006 07:58 PM

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In competitons drivers have spotters....:rolleyes:

PARAGON 12-05-2006 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Poopy
In competitons drivers have spotters....:rolleyes:

correction

"a spotter"

Poopy 12-05-2006 08:02 PM

Re: Why did this happen?
 
Being old bald, rich and lonely, must really suck. I feel for you paragon, if you ever need to talk, shoot me an email sometime.

PARAGON 12-05-2006 08:07 PM

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Being old bald, rich and lonely, must really suck. I feel for you paragon, if you ever need to talk, shoot me an email sometime.

Well, 1 out of 4 ain't..... (correction) really is bad. You suck at the internet.

StillRYE 12-05-2006 08:38 PM

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I just got one question for ya paragon can you explain to me what a crawl ratio is without looking it up on the internet? Because by the sounds of it you have no idea what he's even talking about.






Now I must prepare for an over analyzed rant from Mr.Thesaurus himself. While on the previously mentioned rant he will conveniently avoid the whole question because he can't admit there is somthing he does not know being the Ultimate 4x4 god that he is.

sj-x 500 12-05-2006 08:53 PM

Re: Why did this happen?
 
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Originally Posted by PARAGON
OK, dufus.:giggling:

Nice attempt. When a tire goes backwards.... what does it do? It stops going the direction it was supposed to go, goes backwards.





and the computer keeps seeing pulses. a pulse is a pulse. obviously this is over your head, keep trying though, you're getting the idea of how **** actually works. just gotta work on this crawl ratio concept next.

sj-x 500 12-05-2006 08:55 PM

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hell when we're done with you you might understand what gm designed into yur h2.

PARAGON 12-05-2006 08:56 PM

Re: Why did this happen?
 
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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
and the computer keeps seeing pulses. a pulse is a pulse. obviously this is over your head, keep trying though, you're getting the idea of how **** actually works. just gotta work on this crawl ratio concept next.

No it doesn't, you moron. The speed sensor does what it's name suggests "senses speed" If said speed is zero, then it ain't seeing crap, captain homo.

What's your point on crawl ratio and what does that have to do with the ABS/TCS?

PARAGON 12-05-2006 08:57 PM

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hell when we're done with you you might understand what gm designed into yur h2.

you wouldn't know a sheep if it baaaaacked up into your dick there, sport.

Poopy 12-05-2006 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
No it doesn't, you moron. The speed sensor does what it's name suggests "senses speed" If said speed is zero, then it ain't seeing crap, captain homo.

What's your point on crawl ratio and what does that have to do with the ABS/TCS?



Keep it up your credibility is dropping by the post! :perfect10s:

sj-x 500 12-05-2006 09:04 PM

Re: Why did this happen?
 
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Originally Posted by PARAGON
No it doesn't, you moron. The speed sensor does what it's name suggests "senses speed" If said speed is zero, then it ain't seeing crap, captain homo.

What's your point on crawl ratio and what does that have to do with the ABS/TCS?



once again, look up what a hall effect, tone wheel, or a chopper wheel are. and tell me how they can detect a direction.

i'll even save you time, they don't. they sense speed, not direction, re read your first posting on this subject, how would the tire spinning backwards have an effect?

the fact is that when the speed between wheels is too great, it triggers an error code and turns on the "back the **** out of the throttle you idiot" light. not because a tire is spinning backwards.

i think he's about to snap, he's resorting to grade school insults now.


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