<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Ok, what'd I miss? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Could be wrong but, from what I understand, the soap at the hotel rubbed ya raw! Get it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>The soap was tougher on our baby skinned northern friend. Chewed the guy up.

It sounds like the soap wasn't the only thing that chewed him up....

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
It sounds like the soap wasn't the only thing that chewed him up.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

To clear things up. I wast taking a shower (Gonzo,Moab) and the soap tore two painful strips out of my arm. My left arm is the first part I soap. They looked like scratches from a midget and it bled good. The scars are still there. Well one thing lead to another and I found myself squirming in orgasm on the shower floor.

The soap is organic or something with chunks of rock or vanilla nut I later found out.

It's vanilla bean man, vanilla bean! And no way it was that sharp, you just have soft yellow skin- like a banana.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's vanilla bean man, vanilla bean! And no way it was that sharp, you just have soft yellow skin- like a banana. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Next week I'll scratch you with a vanilla NUT girl. You just wait....You'll be sorry....
You'll all be sorry.

Mine had more seeds than that jerk!

I'm telling K you ruined a good bar of soap.

LMAO!!!!11

Oh my bad Dennis, does that say essence of vanilla nut?

Holy Sh*t thats the same kinda of soap I had in my room in Cabo this August. Thats not the type of soap to give your self a good morning shower hand shake with!

But hey its good for the environment not for penises

Well, stop rubbing your peni in the shower guys.

My wife sez that Dennis's
-elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
-Isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer
-A few cards shy of a full deck

It is a "scent" soap meant to be used on your hands, not scrub the buh-jesus out of your nasty, dirty little asian banana skin.

Next trip I'll bring you some good man soap, LAVA....

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
Next trip I'll bring you some good man soap, LAVA.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMFG!!!! LMAO!!!1

I'll bribe the maids to slip that into their rooms on the next trip.

They'll all end up lookin like Nick Nolte.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I'm telling K you ruined a good bar of soap. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL, we both hate the crap (but are kleptomaniacs and steel the crap anyhow ). I spend half the time in shower at the Gonzo picking the Kiwi seeds out </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I knew that was a cutting board in your kitchen.

Oh, I forgot to ask, did anyone else walk by the housekeeping carts and pick up extra stuff?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Oh, I forgot to ask, did anyone else walk by the housekeeping carts and pick up extra stuff? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think I saw Shaggy dipping into the tip jar. J/K

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Oh, I forgot to ask, did anyone else walk by the housekeeping carts and pick up extra stuff? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think I saw Shaggy dipping into the tip jar. J/K </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hehehehehehehe...snort...hehehe

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
hehehehehehehe...snort...hehehe </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be careful with that snort. You might inhale a chair or something.

gfy

Maybe someone stuck razor blades in yours....

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
hehehehehehehe...snort...hehehe </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be careful with that snort. You might inhale a chair or something. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

or perhaps a H2!!!!