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DRTYFN 07-07-2005 09:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that tose tems exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.

Just tell Drty to GFH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her?

DennisAJC 07-07-2005 09:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I've actually been on the site for a while now. And I want to be part of the community. I'm mostly a guy who loves to laugh and not so tough on and off the internet. I don't want to be victim like the poor saps in the past. Sometimes you have to go with the big boys.

Paragon thanks for your input but nature of this furom, it's direction is predictable so going with the flow is best. Sencerely I do enjoy Dirtyfns post as with yours and most of the vetrans. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOG ON AND CHECK IN YOUR SPINE AT THE DOOR!

Relax dude, it's all in fun if you can let it roll off your back instead of rolling over on your back.

h2co-pilot 07-07-2005 09:46 PM

Alright Hammer, just bend over and post your pic.

hutz13 07-07-2005 09:54 PM

Paris Hilton nude? ... somebody is messing with Photoshop!


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HeimenHummer 07-07-2005 10:43 PM

I just don't get it. If one gives their opinion and mabye replies in kind, if it doesn't go well with the crowd he or she is picked on. I admit it's funny to watch but not if you're the one in question.

Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks

h2co-pilot 07-07-2005 11:46 PM

Not picking on you just f#cking with you , consider it dropped.

Yes, hutz, she did it for charity. The picture was later auctioned.

GeorgeSSSS 07-07-2005 11:58 PM

Give the little girl credit. She's wierd, but she did a good thing here.

George SSSS

hutz13 07-08-2005 12:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Not picking on you just f#cking with you , consider it dropped.

Yes, hutz, she did it for charity. The picture was later auctioned. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Too busy being a smart a$$, I didn't realize it was a charity thing ... my bad!

KenP 07-08-2005 04:13 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that tose tems exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.

Just tell Drty to GFH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's out of line, buster! You can only do that when her back is to you and under certain circumstances.

Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it.

DennisAJC 07-08-2005 04:31 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BUSTED!

DRTYFN 07-08-2005 06:33 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I just don't get it. If one gives their opinion and mabye replies in kind, if it doesn't go well with the crowd he or she is picked on. I admit it's funny to watch but not if you're the one in question.

Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Holy shiite!!! What's with the 'gina presentation? You think this is getting picked on? What a sissy little whining girl. Have you learned how to use the big boy toilet yet? Damn... what a little girl.
(You had to have know this was coming.)

DRTYFN 07-08-2005 06:38 AM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Translation: "My diaper is full and I just want to be changed."

h2co-pilot 07-08-2005 08:37 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by hutz13:
Too busy being a smart a$$, I didn't realize it was a charity thing ... my bad! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Too busy being a blonde- I didn't know you were joking.

h2co-pilot 07-08-2005 09:00 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:

Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's out of line, buster! You can only do that when her back is to you and under certain circumstances.

Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Huh?

ckhagman 07-08-2005 11:47 AM

The donkey punch idea is not a good idea but what about the flying camel or the best one of all... The Hodini!

PARAGON 07-08-2005 03:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating.

DRTYFN 07-08-2005 04:02 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on?

DennisAJC 07-08-2005 04:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And by peeing you mean dropping a fresh log between her tits?

DRTYFN 07-08-2005 04:06 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And by peeing you mean dropping a fresh log between her tits? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! Nice, I've got to go to a lunch at 12 and I'm going to be laughing to myself over this.

h2co-pilot 07-08-2005 06:06 PM

Dennis , I'm verklempt!

You guys are so disgusting, I don't know why I keep reading. It's like a car wreck or a perverted SIMS. Of course you know I had to look up the flying camel. But I found some girly dirty proverbs. They are just as mean.

They include the:

clitourist
ear bombing
knee clapper
lorena bobbit
sleeping with the fishes
And The Sweet Gherkin

I can't tell you what they mean because I am a lady (won't even provide the link), but you can look them up if it is killing you. Google "dirty proverbs" it's in the girly section. Pretty funny.


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