It's all in the plan Buckeye....it's all in the plan!

I've arranged for Neil to join us on Friday, he'll be out there with his Disco 2. We'll take a whole bunch of shots and create a "disco's are crap" thread...then we link it over to the D-web!

This will no doubt trigger an all-out war between us and the Disco Web....no doubt Dennis, Drtyfn & Dentonate will have thier plates full and fingers typing!!!

Hey...am I seeing a pattern?

Dennis
DRTYFN
Detonate

......must be a "D" thing?

ahh, yes grasshoppa. Now I understaa!

Disco vs. Hummer instead of the current intramural member fight. It's brillllllyint!


When it's all over and the Disco guys are begging us to take down the thread we'll ask for:


One Meeeeelyon dollors.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

You will either Love it or Hate it!!! thats why I bought this toy...

H2 Black Lux, Air Suspension, AEM Intake, soon to be blacked out...
Black 02 Fatboy
300ZX TT 500Hp, 10.5Sec completely Blacked out, Wolfe Sport 600 Turbo, Billet Aluminum FlyWheel, Carbon Claw RPS Turbo Clutch, Dual Pop Intake, HKS Intercoolers/Exhaust

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
My boss is going to rape me in the ass because I am using work computers to look at this G rated site.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's not rape when you asking for it, Fag.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

THE THREE Ds...Ya that`s it Steve!!!

Kinda like The Three Tenors...

THAT TRIO HAD AN UGLY BEARDED **** TOO...


LOL

Argo,

You got Detonate ALL figured out! Kudos ma man! ROTFLMAO!

You know, steve is right (as usual) we are all just bored. We need a Troll (besides Detonate who hates people anyway) to piss on. Steve, since you were so good at bringing them around last LR round, bring 'em back. I won't pee for a few days to make sure I have enough to get on all of the LR trolls (and Detonate). Sounds like fun to me.

B-uckeye
A-rgo
D-RTYFN

A-lecW
S-teveR
S-uck ma wang Detonate.

How`s that one Steve?

Thanks Argo....between all my bs, sometimes a gleaming speck of common sense emerges.

I'd like to see ya tone it down a bit with Jim....anyone willing to install a lift on an H2 can't be all that bad. He just said he didn't like crowds.

Beyond that....you'll never write for Hallmark.
Now let me concentrate on shooting some goof video to really get the D-web going! They hate me already, so wtf.

F#ck that Steve,

No matter how civilized the dissagreement, that pubic bearded no chin Grizzly Adams look-alike reject keeps popping up to show off his second anus anomily.

I've tried to be nice. I've respected his requests. Now I'm gonna squeeze the zitt.

It's all good Alec!

As per all the hubla over H2's anywhere or anytime, it all boils down to some sort of envy. I agree with Dennis, it's all good. Class Envy or any other kind never pays.

I will drive mine everywhere and everywhere as I won't be able to afford anything else to drive! A toy, grocery getter and main trans to and from work!

Don't worry about me Steve.

I'm a bit of a Homophobe, but Dennis, Dirty, and Argo's little treo of faggness doesn't scare me. They are mildly annoying at best.

Plus, you only have to listen to them one at a time since the other two are down are their knees.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

Jimmy likes his Cheerios!

Hmmm, your hate list is growing Jimmy.
Jimmy is running out of things to say.
Jimmy has a trashy mouth.
Jimmy likes talking to kids on his kiddy web-site.
Jimmy talks really strange on his kiddy web site.
But we all know how old Jimmy is.
Do the kids know how old Jimmy is?
Jimmy will probably go to jail someday.
Why does Jimmy lead a double life?
Jimmy has two faces.
Both of Jimmy's faces are ugly.
Mabye Jimmy has a small penis.
Is that why Jimmy like talking to kids?
Jimmy has some issues with people.
Jimmy hates adults.
I think Jimmy is bad.
Jimmy has pubic hair for a beard.
Jimmy has no chin.
Why are you so awkward Jimmy?

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy......

Are you jeleous that you haven't got 2,000,000+ hits on your website?

http://www.detonate.net/modules.php?name=Statistics

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

2 million kids hitting Jimmy's web site.
Jimmy is proud.
Did Jimmy promised them all rides in his H2?
Why does Jimmy talk both ways.

Do the kids know how old Jimmy is?

The more I look at Jimmy's beard, yes it does look like pubic hair.
Does Jimmy transplant pubic hair to his chin?
Jimmy is an Indian giver.
Jimmy promised brush guard to DRTY.
Now Jimmy don't like DRTY.
Does Jimmy make similar promises to the kids?


Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy......

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Detonate:
Don't worry about me Steve.

I'm a bit of a Homophobe, but Dennis, Dirty, and Argo's little treo of faggness doesn't scare me. They are mildly annoying at best.

Plus, you only have to listen to them one at a time since the other two are down are their knees.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
_Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder_<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've noticed that you have a very aggressive fixation with homosexuality. When backed into a corner you lash out with particularly vicious anti-gay slurs. It sounds like you're struggling with your own sexuality and the fact that you're being gay would adversely affect your kiddie site. I wonder how fast the traffic on your site would dry up if parents were to become aware of your sexual preference. They probably wouldn't be very excited that someone with your belligerent attitude was on the other end of the kiddie site.

Detonate,

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Are you jeleous that you haven't got 2,000,000+ hits on your website?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not sure what your site is but I clicked the link for your stats. It said: We received 3389333 page views since May 2000. That's pretty good. What is the conversion rate (not sure what you sell or if you sell)?

Google just completed a case study on my business that will be marketed with their up and coming IPO. It relates the success of Google's Adwords campaigns in three categories: General Search, Content Ads, and Adwords. If you don't use Google or GoToast software you should consider it. GoToast manages all PPC advertisers so you don't have to.

We're at 15,268,899 page views for '03, which will jump significantly from Jan-June, mainly due to Google traffic. GoToast is a must-have!

15 Million!!!! And those are adults! Cripes!

I wonder how amny hits this Forum recieved this year.

Detonate, 2mill hits on a kiddy site doesn't count.

WOW!!! Nice, Buckeye!

Buckeye, I don't sell anything at the moment. I have about 20 or so website I run just for fun.

When I'm ready I'll be opening up http://www.redreefscuba.com/ But that's a ways off.

I've heard that the google ad program is very nice.

You can buy the word Kleenex if you have a tissue company OTHER than Kleenex.

Or for example Green Peace or the Sierra Club could by the word Hummer.

There are some law suits out right now about Google's ad program. Seems like pure genious to me.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
I'm not sure what your site is but I clicked the link for your stats. It said: We received 3389333 page views since May 2000. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's actually a typo. Only been tracking stats since August of 2002.

The site is a Humor type site... Or was.... But you'd have to understand heavy technical humor to get it.

http://www.detonate.net/modules.php?...showpage&pid=5

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

I haven't heard about suits with trademarked names but it makes sense. We just use specific keywords relating to the foods we sell.

Adwords conversion=1.6%@$56 sale
Content Conversion=1.3%@$133 sale

Content is when the link is attached to a relevant news article, in effect, prepping the consumer for the purchase, ergo the larger average sale.

I still highly recommend GoToast software to manage all PPC search engines.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/biztech....ap/index.html

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

Sure, makes sense to me unless it's a vendor that is selling the trademarks products. The mfg. should be happy that they are marketing for them, but it sounds like what is happening is competitors or unrelated sites are using trademarks to generate traffic (not good).

A few months back a competitor bought the plural version of my URL. I couldn't believe it. It took 2 days to send the cease and desist letter to have them take it down.