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I don't exactly know what happened in that last video, but I did hear the word "cerveza" :beerchug:

:jump:

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if your going to show some rollover videos at least pick some that are entertaining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyx6Ol3Xn3s

of course I'm sure that you could use a hammer to bang your roofline back into place.:giggling:

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I agree with you that was entertaining.

Why would he believe that he could climb a rock taller (vertically) than his vehicle is long? There was nothing for the tires to grip onto there.

Not smart, and his buddies stand around encouraging the dumbass, they need to go back to work and flip some more burgers.

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You all are such ****ING turds INCLUDING YOU DENNIS>

I WAS NOT PULLING ANYONES LEGS> THE ROVER ATE THE H3 for lunch and I THOUGHT SINCE NONE OF YOU WOULD PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES..........that I'd end it.

BUT NOW I"M NOT..

SOOOOOOOO, I'm still waiting..........This weekend?

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Thats my point you ****ing dip ****.

I have a near stock Jeep TJ and I'd eat the **** out of your H3...........

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Like I thought....

You all will talk and chat all day in this post....

post videos of idiots that dont know how to wheel their heeps....

and continue to talk your H3 up............

But in the end it will all be the same....................

NOT ONE OF YOU PUSSIES WILL COME AND WHEEL WITH ME AND MAKE IT SOMEWHAT OF A CHALLENGE FOR FUN>.......

WHY??????????

CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW YOUR TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASSES>..

NOW.............I'LL WAIT AND SEE IF ANY OF YOU PUSSIES WANNA COME AND SHOW ME JUST HOW CAPABLE YOUR H3 IS....:violin:



and YESSSSSSSSSSS, the H3 was running street tires.........

But they werent as "weak" as the ROVERS and the ROVER still ****ing ate it for lunch.......


and about the pic............YES THE DIP**** WAS STUCK. I just figured I'd drop the arguing about it because you are all so ****ing GIDDY about your H3's that you cant open your eyes to any other rig out wheeling yours.........No ONE drove up for a pic opportuninty for fun........we actually spent 10 minutes trying to get his heavy ass out of a small little mud puddle.........

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Seeeeeeeeee, this was just an open attempt to let it all be. Let you all think I was trolling because your dicks are so far up your H3's tailpipes that you cant open your eyes wide enough to see that they are nice looking vehicles, halfway decent off-road.........but...........nothing compared to a WRANGLER on the TRAILS and obviously NOTHING COMPARED TO THE STREET VERSION RANGE ROVER>>>>>>>>:yawn:

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Mooncricket,

You already said what you're doing on this thread, the damn thing reminds me of the Phil Henry show.

I don't live in CO and driving there just to go wheeling with you is not incentive enough. As fun as it is to give each other sh!t, why don't you just bring your camera to Moab where you know there will be H3's present? We will still be able to give each other sh!t, but then you will have to drive that Heep all the way back to CO. :D

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No.....I came here to show the H3 guys that the ROVER was just as good if not better off-road. (STOCK)

You all whine like little bitches and tell me I dont have a clue what I'm talking about and Yada Yada Yada when I watched it with my own eyes. I have wheeled with a few H3's in my time and I've never thought they were really anything special on the trails.........

Then everyone wants to turn it to H3 vs. Jeep vs. everything and the H3 wins.........................:confused:

Then (whether it was for fun or not) people started challenging me and my rig. I took the challenge for anyone in Colorado that wants it......

and all ANY OF YOU TURDS CAN SAY IS..........

"why not come out to moab".........:yawn:

I DIDN'T COME HERE CHALLENGING ANYONE. I CAME HERE POSTING MY PERCEPTION OF THE H3 and THE ROVER. SO...I'M IN COLORADO...NOT MOAB........

I'd rather watch your H3 barely make it through China Wall thank you...:lame:


Phil Henry Show? Is he another H3 driver with his head so far up his ass he cant see straight?

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:popcorn: You do not even know what you said:lame:


You said on your 1st post
To make this as short as possible. The H3's looked silly. The ROVER and every other vehicle owned them:OWNED:


Now you say
No.....I came here to show the H3 guys that the ROVER was just as good if not better off-road. (STOCK)


:giggling: Your talking shlt and you are:OWNED:

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Ummmmmmmm, dip****.......It did own them on that day. And I'm also saying that for that reason, a stock "kiddie" ROVER would in ANY CASE, on ANY TERRAIN, with the SAME DRIVER, outwheel and keep up with ANY STOCK H3..........

and there was not even a question that day as to whether the H3 kept up with any of the Jeeps or the H2 that was with us...............

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dipshlt ! you call everyone that,I bet your mothers a dipshlt right :lame:

:rant: The best part of you ran down your mommas leg as dad was pulling out.:giggling:

Done with this stupid thread you should do the same.:fdance:


Mooncricket = :OWNED:

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Boy... I'm sure not feeling owned.........

:excited:

Now...had I purchased an H3 and witnessed what I saw a couple weeks ago at China Wall........I'd feel owned......:beerchug:

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Wow, this is like a bad movie. Might've started off great, but just drags on pointlessly.

We want a refund.

Oh and Mooncricket, go to your Jeep forums, recruit someone with some imagination to be our new Jeep troll.

:yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

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RAZM.....

since you all challenged my ass. Were here on your forums. Why dont you recruit an H3 driver from Colorado to come and wheel with me and we can all see exactly what were arguing about. Then one of us can walk away the dip****, and one can walk away giggling.......???

:giggling:


This is the only site mooncricket goes to...he does not visit the jeep forums.....


Now RAZ.....get on it. :grouphug:

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You only visit this site? Do Jeepers hate you too?

And why are you speaking about yourself in third person?

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You wanna eat the **** out of my H3? Now that's just sick!

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Moonie, you seem like a real jerk. Perhaps the fact that you spend so much time on this site talking trash, shows how much of a looser you are. You must not have any friends or peers to share your time and wonderfull knowledge with.

You give Jeep owners a bad name.

GFY. You need to be banned from this forum.

I think it is great that there are so many different makes of offroad vehicles, I enjoy offroading with anyone with a love of the outdoors and a spirit of adventure, it doesn't matter what they drive, it is who they are.

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Did I forget to mention that you need to GFY?:fdance:

Get a life too, then we won't have to deal with your meaningless and unwarrented drival.:twak:

Moonie is :OWNED: by Demo

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Oh by the way I am tea-bagging you right now.:giggling:

Try not to enjoy it.:rant:

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You know I only have 222 posts, that is pretty week. Of course, if post counts were decided by quality and not quanitity, I believe that I would have at least...231 posts. Now if post counts were decided by spelling and grammmmer....well then I would have a negitive post count. Therefor, I am glad that the post count system is calculated by the amount of individual posts and not quality or spelling and gramerr. :shhh:

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So I had a hydrocodone and I feel really relaxed ;) . Only when I think about Moonie's stupidity do I feel a little :mad:. You know there isn't really a good :) to convey to you (the reader) what I feel like, being so relaxed due to the hydrocodone that I took. What a shame.

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You know Moonie, I know you are still reading this, your ego or lack there of is keeping you glued to this thread and you don't have anything better to do than read my pads. Oh, yes they are a little long for a pad, but...

Oh, yeah I had to edit my last post because I spelled convey, with an r between the v and the e. I am not a good speller, but I was pretty sure that was wrong. I changed it because I didn't want to stunt your development, as I know you visit this site to expand you simple, small, monkey like brian, with the knowledge of the more advanced two legged, upright walking mamels on this site.

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Pay no attention to my ,'s or my .'s or even my )'s, becuase they follow there own rules and well, I wouldn't want to overload you. I am just amazed that you can even type. Never mind that you use the pointer finger on your left hand only. You are left handed and color blind, like the dog you are, are you not?

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226 how many more before I gradutate to a new title. Moonie your title should be Elcova Forum's Beeatch:fdance:

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227, how cool is it that I have the time to set her stoned (shoulder injury+hydrocodon=:D) . You know once again I really can't find a :) to match my feelings at this moment.

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on post 224 a - and an m is missing but I am just going to let it go.

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:yawn: well I have fought the sleepiness as long as I can. Goodnight.

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NOt you Moonie, you are a looser, you don't get a goodnight.:fdance: just in case you forgot.

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right on Demo thats the best padding rant ive seen around here in a long time :clapping: :clapping: :D :D :beerchug: :giggling:

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wow:D

Still waiting....................:beerchug:

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all that ****ing ranting.......
and you still didn't spell everything correctly........:giggling:

Good job dumb dick........."MAMMAL" jerk off......

Thats not very good for someone who jumps in to a post complaining and making numerous statements about someone elses grammar errors....

:twak:

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I wont even point out all your errors here......
:jump:
:fdance:

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hey you stupid mother****er.......it's GRAMMAR

:shhh:

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:beerchug:

anyone else wanna come make an ass out of themselves slamming me?

Or has anyone decided to come to China Wall with me this weekend?

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I get into work this morning...get my coffee and check my inbox...and then come to my office.

I come here to get myself a good little morning chuckle.

Now I cant stop laughing at this idiot jerk off that comes on here with his number one complaint being my spelling errors, grammar, and stupidity...yet the douche bag cant even spell correctly, write with correct grammar, or even show a hint of "smartness"...........

and you give him the big thumbs up.........:grouphug:

whats the best about all this is that I share the same sentiments as dippdaddy here when it comes to wheeling being a great hobby that is enjoyed even more when wheeling with all different types of vehicles and people. That is one of the things I have always liked about coming here. Now...you all know I troll a little here and there for fun with you all, because I'm a jeeper on a HUMMER site. But I have wheeled with many people from this forum and for the most part get along with all of them face to face...

now...you all rib on jeep plenty. You post pics of them rolling, videos of them ****ing up, and all kinds of funny pics. I come here and post a few pics and start RIBBING you all because I watched a ROVER eat a H3 for breakfast one sunday afternoon, and you all stary slinging the stupidity mudd, the "your jeep sucks" mudd, and the H3 is the BEST mudd.

So.......why dont all you H3 bitches STFU until someone wants to come and play and put it on film for everyone. I will also.

But...I'm still here in Colorado waiting...........................

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Oh.....and DEMODADDY.....since you like the Smilies so much.

I got one for you...

:OWNED:

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Earlier you said:
Then you change it to:


Lunch, Breakfast.. Which is it?? If you're gonna make up lies, have some continuity...

You were pretty entertaining earlier in the thread, but now, I'm not so sure.

Let me tell you a little about yourself.

You act as if you don't get enough attention from the world when you are civil. You feel that somehow, you must become more exciting than anyone else in the room in order to be liked. In your mind, the louder, more obnoxious you are, the more positive attention you will receive. You think that is what makes someone "cool." You're wrong. It's annoying and people actually feel sorry for you.

You don't have a lot of friends, just a couple that actually call you from time to time so they can feel better about their lives after they see how you act. Sure, they may get a chuckle from time to time, but laughing at you and laughing with you are 2 different things.

You have had a hard time maintaining a romantic partner. Constant drama in your life seems to wear thin on all of your partners. They all eventually leave and again you are all alone. But, you never consider yourself alone. You find ways to excite people to the point they don't want to be around you then you pull out the almighty "I'm just kiddin with ya" card.

You know "Mooncricket", nice racial slur btw, you have been on this earth for 27 years (according to your profile) and the best you can do in life is come to a forum to try and create drama because its missing in your life. You need drama to survive. This isn't a "Jeep vs Hummer" thing. This is a "you need attention" thing. This is a Hummer forum. In your mind, you feel that we should have a Jeep shrine that we should all pray to instead of bashing them. To be honest with ya, you can find a ton more pics/vids of Jeeps flipping than you can of a Hummer. Is it because nobody posts them? Or is it because it doesn't happen as much as you would like? It's great that you think that your Jeep is the end all of all Hummers. Everyone should appreciate their ride, no matter what it is. But to live in a complete fantasy is disturbing and unhealthy.

Try this out; Try not cussing all though your post. It just makes you look childish and quite frankly, dumb.

Try using your head before you type. You have been on this earth for a long time, come up with something a little better than what you have.

Now I know you will be replying with another pontificating rant about how I'm an idiot and so forth. You will keep replying to this thread over and over. It's a fact.

Prove me wrong.