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HummerNewbie 08-17-2005 01:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HD,
I just want to formally THANK you for your very original insights and perspectives. This forum has been around for years and you are the very first to comment with these original thoughts. Wow! Keep them coming! Anxiously awaiting..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Oh no! We have another no life, get a job, moron entering the forum. One was enough! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mrs. DF,

Maybe I am misunderstanding your statement but I believe you missed CO Hummers sarcasm.

Mr. Jeep 08-17-2005 02:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HD,
I just want to formally THANK you for your very original insights and perspectives. This forum has been around for years and you are the very first to comment with these original thoughts. Wow! Keep them coming! Anxiously awaiting..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Oh no! We have another no life, get a job, moron entering the forum. One was enough! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mrs. DF,

Maybe I am misunderstanding your statement but I believe you missed CO Hummers sarcasm. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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I just reread it and you are correct. Oops! Sorry CO Hummer! I take it back, I promise! The "Proud Student" must have been the part that put my panties in a wad! No comments from anyone out there about my panties, please.

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!! After rereading it, that was damn funny.

KenP 08-17-2005 02:56 PM

No panty jokes? Damn... What about "thong in a knot" jokes?

HummerNewbie 08-17-2005 03:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
No panty jokes? Damn... What about "thong in a knot" jokes? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

CO Hummer 08-17-2005 04:25 PM

I was being serious. I mean, a normal troll just couldn't think up all of those witty, original, well thought out comments.

And I think you all better wise up. Remember, it's not just 'hummer destroyer' talking. He is speaking for ALL of the internet!

LasVegas 08-17-2005 05:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I was going to stay out of this because HD has a right to say whatever he wants and is sometimes interesting. Now you're pissing me off HD. I finance every vehicle I buy, not because I have to but because I choose to. Why?

1. All this junk depreciates...rapidly. It's not like the investment is going to appreciate.
2. The bank loans the money at 5-6% interest. If I can't take that same money you would sink in a worthless depreciable piece of junk and make 25% + on it I'm not too bright.

Economics is not your strong point is it?

md_sailor 08-17-2005 05:29 PM

Good Point! Plus..... It's not just a Truck it's a Tax Deduction

LasVegas 08-17-2005 05:31 PM

And who needs safety ratings? Weight is weight. If my 8,000 + pound H2 hits one of your turdboxes, Volvo, Vulga or otherwise, guess who wins?

LasVegas 08-17-2005 05:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by md_sailor:
Good Point! Plus..... It's not just a Truck it's a Tax Deduction </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You bet. I love it when the government pays me to be ostentatious!

PARAGON 08-17-2005 06:23 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I was going to stay out of this because HD has a right to say whatever he wants and is sometimes interesting. Now you're pissing me off HD. I finance every vehicle I buy, not because I have to but because I choose to. Why?

1. All this junk depreciates...rapidly. It's not like the investment is going to appreciate.
2. The bank loans the money at 5-6% interest. If I can't take that same money you would sink in a worthless depreciable piece of junk and make 25% + on it I'm not too bright.

Economics is not your strong point is it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You are not going to be able to beat that into his numb skull, even with a brick of $100 bills. He and some of his JU/OT brethren listened to one too many episodes of Dave Ramsey on the importance of being debt free, at all costs. Even at the costs of saving/making money.

h2co-pilot 08-17-2005 06:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Which Jones' family are we talking about here?

My favorite Jones is Davy Jones. But there are a lot. James Earl, Indiana, Nora, Grace,....

Who is your favorite Jones???

PARAGON 08-17-2005 07:13 PM

Basketball Jones

Andy C 08-17-2005 07:45 PM

Jonesey - the cat in Alien.

Orbital H2 08-17-2005 09:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I DO live DEBT FREE </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mom must be a good cook, can I come over for dinner?

PARAGON 08-17-2005 09:43 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
that just makes you look like an ass </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That made me chortle. Speaking of looking like an ass.

DennisAJC 08-17-2005 09:50 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
that just makes you look like an ass. Should I show you what an H2 looks like after a small(under 30MPH) crash? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By you not knowing the true story behind the picture made you look like an ass and a liar.

You've just proved youself as a bitter have-not trying to hurt the feewings of the people you so deperately want to be.

This pleases me.

You are pathetic. I sympathize with your struggle.

HummerNewbie 08-17-2005 10:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
I do know the true story behind that picture. The inital impact on the car IN FRONT of the H2 was around 32 MPH. From the actual news story...

Rodney Udd, who owns the Hummer of Alaska dealership in Anchorage, was treated at and released from Providence Alaska Medical Center on Monday after he drove his Hummer through a red light, hit two vehicles and then sped down the road, where he hit two more vehicles, police said. (Photo by Bill Roth / Anchorage Daily News)


Oopsie...well...I would use that term...but I think you got enough of it over on OTN. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have no idea if your version of the facts are true or not but they certainly don't hurt the H2 in any way. Based on your facts of the story, he hit 4 vehicles (one head on by the photo) and basically walked away. And the safety issue with the H2 would be?

HummerNewbie 08-17-2005 10:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
And as for Owning my HOUSES, I DO. Outright. All 15 of them. I RENT to people like you.
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So you own 15 houses, good for you if that is the true case. Based on your previous statements about the price of property where you are that would be the equivalent of 1, maybe 2, decent houses around here.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Know how I did it? BY NOT HOWMUCHAMONTHING Vehicles.
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So own these properties because you don't buy or lease a new vehicle. Well lets see, 486 doors residential (both multi and single family properties) and 10 commercial properties (will be 11 on Friday) with multiple tenants each, four companies other than real estate LLCs, all while leasing three vehicles. Ok, does it sound like lease is hurting the financial growth here?

h2co-pilot 08-17-2005 10:23 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:

I do know the true story behind that picture. The inital impact on the car IN FRONT of the H2 was around 32 MPH. From the actual news story...

Rodney Udd, who owns the Hummer of Alaska dealership in Anchorage, was treated at and released from Providence Alaska Medical Center on Monday after he drove his Hummer through a red light, hit two vehicles and then sped down the road, where he hit two more vehicles, police said. (Photo by Bill Roth / Anchorage Daily News)

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's funny because I just found that story and it said nothing about a 32 mph collision. Rodney was also a contributor of funds amounting to $3,500. to the republican party and is in auto sales in Anchorage.

I checked these to see if maybe you misread it somewhere but no. OOPSIE!

link: (scroll down a bit)

http://sessionghost.com/RockOn/Dude/hdhoag/Hummer2.html

link 2:

http://www.clubavalanche.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2227&

link 3: same paragraph

http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/m_23...mpage_2/tm.htm


Real Story:

Hummer wreaks rush-hour chaos
CRASHES: Driver runs light, hits four vehicles, police say.

By Peter Porco
Anchorage Daily News

(Published: August 27, 2002)

At least two people were injured Monday afternoon after a motorist drove a new Hummer through a red light, slammed into two vehicles and then sped down the wrong side of the road and hit two more vehicles, police said.

One car hit by the Hummer caromed into a van, making for a total of six vehicles in what looked to other drivers like a demolition derby.

The man behind the wheel of the Hummer was Rodney Udd. He owns the Hummer of Alaska dealership on Fifth Avenue, according to salesman Howard Castle at Anchorage Chrysler Dodge, Hummer's parent company.

Udd was treated at and released from Providence Alaska Medical Center, a nursing supervisor said. He could not be reached for comment Monday night.

Police Sgt. Gil Davis said police are still investigating.

"There doesn't seem to be any alcohol involved," he said. "It may be some kind of medical problem, maybe a seizure."

The crash tied up rush-hour traffic on DeBarr Road. At 6:15 p.m., two hours later, the maroon Hummer lay crossways in the eastbound lanes of DeBarr, its front end mashed to an unrecognizable tangle, its door alarm ringing and radio playing.

"It's still got that new-car smell," Davis said.

The 2003 Hummer, Castle said, was Udd's demonstration model, worth about $60,000. It was totaled, police said.

The Hummer, southbound on Airport Heights Drive, had stopped for a red light at DeBarr. The driver sat through the green light, Davis said, and when the light changed again to red, he took off into the intersection.

Tammy Morse, a 32-year-old delivery driver westbound on DeBarr, was behind the wheel of the first vehicle struck by the Hummer, a white Pet Pantry van. She braked hard and the Hummer opened a hole in her front bumper but bounced away into another vehicle, she said.

"He just plowed through everybody else," said Morse, who was uninjured. "He ignored me, hit the extended-cab (truck) and turned and headed down the sidewalk."

The Hummer spun around after striking the second vehicle and then sped west down the eastbound side of DeBarr, she said.

"I couldn't believe it," Morse said.

It seemed even more shocking to Jenette Jemison, a 21-year-old student driving east in her sister's late-model Mazda sedan.

Heading up the hill outside Alaska Regional Hospital, Jemison found the square-nosed, wide-body Hummer -- the civilian version of the military's Humvee -- coming straight for her.

"He was on the sidewalk, and I'm thinking, 'What the hell!' " Jemison said. " 'He's going to turn away.' But he doesn't. He just keeps coming."

Jemison said traffic was heavy and drivers around her were blowing their horns and trying to get out of the way. She squeezed left but not far enough. The Hummer came off the sidewalk and smashed into the Mazda, spinning it into the left lane, where it was hit by a van.

A few car lengths later, the Hummer smashed head-on into a Dodge Ram pickup. "That ended it," Davis said.

The pickup driver, unidentified Monday evening, was treated for minor injuries at Providence and released, Davis said

HummerNewbie 08-17-2005 10:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
...was treated at and released...
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

As you said above. My response was that he basically walked away. Never said he didn't get in trouble, he obviously would My very clear point was that he wasn't seriously hurt after hitting 4 vehicles. All information taken straight from you post. If you don't like the information, then don't post it in the first place.

HummerNewbie 08-17-2005 10:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">At least two people were injured Monday afternoon after a motorist drove a new Hummer through a red light, slammed into two vehicles and then sped down the wrong side of the road and hit two more vehicles, police said. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Doesn't say how far it sped down the wrong side of the road does it? Could have been two blocks for all you know. That also does not take into account the speed of the other vehicle.

LasVegas 08-17-2005 10:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rent Free Much?

And as for Owning my HOUSES, I DO. Outright. All 15 of them. I RENT to people like you.

Know how I did it? BY NOT HOWMUCHAMONTHING Vehicles. And Overpriced, useless one at that. Why buy a new vehicle just to say you own a new vehicle? When a 15+ Y.O one does the EXACT SAME THING? And Ms Fox, I pay more in TAXES every year than your little H2 COST. I probably SPEND more than that H2 cost JUST for the tax breaks.

And Paragon, I DO live DEBT FREE. The only bills I have are normal household bills, plus a Flatrate water bill of 1200/Quarter, and about 40K in taxes/year. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>15 HOUSES? You're nothing but a POS piker. Listen sonny, by the time I was 28 years old (many years ago) I owned well over 60 investment properties including a 17 story hotel plus 4 businesses, all earned, not free, and on OPM. Who the hell are you trying to impress? Truth be known you probably don't even own an outhouse to dump your bull**** in.

HummerNewbie 08-17-2005 10:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
..all earned, not free, and on OPM. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OPM, got to love it. Always the best way to make more for your self.

DRTYFN 08-17-2005 11:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:

She's a GREAT cook...and she lives for FREE in my FIRST house I bought.

Kinda a present for teaching me the RIGHT way to live....not like you people here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your post was very nice- until the last 5 words. Too bad. Bet your mom didn't teach you to act that way.

LasVegas 08-17-2005 11:12 PM

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Mr. Jeep 08-17-2005 11:28 PM

Oh, this is seriously getting carried away! There are so many responses to so many things that I have read that I am going to number them.

1. Hummer D - You rent to people like me? Let me take an hour to laugh my as*** off. I've done quite a bit more than you when it comes to your claim of real estate investments including vegas strip side condos so don't go there w/ me. I don't buy a vehicle for the purposes you state, I buy them because I want them and purchasing (not leasing) is the smart way to go for me! How much money do you put in to your clanker of a vehicle or, more important, how much will you? You also have apparently not wanted to comment on the fact that you really don't own these homes due to the fact that when you stop paying taxes the government takes them away. No matter what, the government does own your so-called houses. Hehe. I still havn't figured out why it's a good thing that you pay more in taxes each year than my H2 cost. A bit warped. Hate to tell ya but you don't live debt free per your own admission.

2. Hummer Newbie - good job!! And, by the way, regarding the thong knot.......that would be called something else. Hint: starts w/ an "e"!

3. H2 co-pilot - thank you for the facts!

4. Las Vegas - Thank you for the out-house comment because I truly feel I'm wasting my time debating w/ a loser that doesn't have a pot to piss in!

I was going to keep going on w/ Hummer D but have decided to not waste my time.

Have a nice ride all!!!!

"Mrs" (not Ms, HD) Fox

HummerNewbie 08-18-2005 12:07 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Hummer Newbie - good job!! And, by the way, regarding the thong knot.......that would be called something else. Hint: starts w/ an "e"!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

Thanks

Andy C 08-18-2005 12:08 AM

Hummerdestrrreeewmw-oh bollocks I cant eveb spell roght now - ****faced - sorry.

Ballbag - thats all I am goimg to say - if you have a problem with that - pm me and we wil disiss further,

idiot.

LasVegas 08-18-2005 12:12 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
Hummerdestrrreeewmw-oh bollocks I cant eveb spell roght now - ****faced - sorry.

Ballbag - thats all I am goimg to say - if you have a problem with that - pm me and we wil disiss further,

idiot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Have another pint...hell quart!

Mr. Jeep 08-18-2005 12:16 AM

Just in case the moron (HD) thinks I'm blowing smoke, here are the pics of cars and our house that probably has more equity in it than all of his so-called possessions that he states he has.


Andy C 08-18-2005 12:18 AM

Mrs D - I realise that you guys are in debt up to your eyeballs - but for gods sake refinance the house and buy a better camera

Andy C 08-18-2005 12:19 AM

sorry forgot to add that

Mr. Jeep 08-18-2005 12:25 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
Mrs D - I realise that you guys are in debt up to your eyeballs - but for gods sake refinance the house and buy a better camera </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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I have a better camera, a much better camera, but I was running out of light (couldn't find it) so we used the cell phone! Thanks for the advice however..............I think?

Andy C 08-18-2005 12:27 AM

Can somebody back me up here and let her knoe I am harmless

Mr. Jeep 08-18-2005 12:28 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
Can somebody back me up here and let her knoe I am harmless </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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I was joking!!!!! Big smiley face!!!

Andy C 08-18-2005 12:34 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
Can somebody back me up here and let her knoe I am harmless </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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I was joking!!!!! Big smiley face!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Iknow

DennisAJC 08-18-2005 12:53 AM

HD,

You can't manage 15 trailerhomes in a Trailer Park and turn around to say you own 15 houses.

That's just misleading.

Mr. Jeep 08-18-2005 01:00 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
HD,

You can't manage 15 trailerhomes in a Trailer Park and turn around to say you own 15 houses.

That's just misleading. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Okay, you got me laughing with that one!!! Gotta love ya!


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