Gesundheit

Spike is a WOODTICK down South
Who's biggest problem of course is his mouth.
He's laughed at by most
After they read one of his posts
Because of it's lame content and Babbling.


He tries so hard to be funny
But instead comes across as a dummy
Still he continues to try but in vain
Tortured he looks for others to blame
OHHH how I loathe the world of the Insane

Quite understandable since you have been unable to escape that world.

Somehow this thread reminds me of the stupid pink Energizer bunny...it just keeps going and going and going...

originally posted by spidey the retard
Have you read ANY of your own posts lately? You dumb jerkoff!!

Hey you must be excited Spike It's Friday night
Time to call up your Buds Blacky, Rocky and Buzz
and head down the the smorgy for the all you can eat buffet.

originally posted by spermy,
I know your excited that it's Friday night. Time for you to head down to the local porn theater and grab your spot next to a high traffic glory hole.
You dumb jerkoff!!

Hang on let me think about it hhhmmmmmmmmmmmm Glory Hole VS an all you can eat buffet...
glory hole .. buffet yeh yeh I see I see
Ya gotcha's a close one there

originally posted by spidey,
I can see where you would think that sitting next to a high traffic glory hole would be like a buffet. And in your case it would, sort of like and all you can eat cock fest. How many times you get in line for that? You dumb jerkoff!!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spidey sense tingling

What's this....................??
could it be ...????

COMPETITION ?????.........

NAW............ It's just a WOODTICK
http://plantsci.sdstate.edu/ent/entp...D_03_small.jpg

ugly lookin feller !!!


To successfully remove a WOODTICK :
- swollen or newly attached, have available forceps or tweezers, a needle - either a sewing needle or a #25 needle (for a syringe,) and a bit of alcohol or betadine or some other antiseptic within reach.
To begin grip the tick's body GENTLY (so it doesn't squish :-) with the forceps or the tweezer.

Then, insert the point of the needle UNDER the head, where it's dug in and lift up some flesh with the needle. (lifting the body slightly with the forcep helps to find the point of insertion.) some people may object to this pin prick and slight 'digging' to release the tick's mouth.

When you have loosened the head of the tick this way, gently pull the body BACK with the forceps and the tick will come out with a piece of flesh still visible in it's mouth.

Swab the area with disinfectant using a Q-tip or a cotton ball.
I keep an old spice jar on the grooming table filled with alcohol, and I drop the tick from the forceps right into the alcohol, put the lid back on and it eventually dies in the bottle.

Nasty ... What have I got myself in for ???

originally posted by spideythespermchugger,
That's not your spidey sense that's tingling......it's your a$$ burning after having it plowed multiple times last night at your "Friday night glory hole" buffet.
Your posts, like you are sooooo weak!! You really are a dumb jerkoff.

Spidey did you have yourself another sausage party? Fag.

Gee whiz WOODTICK

What's on the agenda tonight -- wait -- Let me guess It's Saturday night It's either hitting the lanes with Buzz, Skip, Duke ,Lefty and Slim for some aggressive 5 pin bowling **remember Beer on tap special tonite -- buck a glass. Then at 10 Pm hit Joe's 24 hour diner --- the Hungry mans 2 for 1 special with those mmm mmm so good powdered potatoes n eggs. Great time to talk to the fella's and nail down dates and RV park for the upcomming Reno trip. Then off to your place for a few more brewskys, smokes and potatoe chips. Endless possibilities with this bunch -- beer guzzlin contest, caps, farting contest ooh boy !!!

Or

Hit the laundrymat since you rolled your quarters last week. Besides You could use the spare time clear up some nagging issues

What kind of Tatoo should you get to put in the last spot left on your arm?

How much is your 8 track collection worth ??

Should you get your genitals pierced ??

How do they get the caramel in that damn bar.

BTW WOODTICK bleach works OK on skidmarks but you know what the best is ??


LEARN TO WIPE YOUR ASS BETTER !! .... just a thought

Oh God. Not again.

Howdy, **** for Brains

So after 3 days this is the best you can come up with ??

You keep putting Fag after each sentence

Did you recently come out of the closet or something ??

Howdy, **** for Brains

So after 3 days this is the best you can come up with ??

You keep putting Fag after each sentence

Did you recently come out of the closet or something ?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are definitely a retard. Either that, or one of the guys whose dork you serviced orally smeared some kind of hallucinogen all over it so when your were slobbering all over it you ingested not only his man glue but the psychedelic. That would explain your delusions.

DRTYFN

Hey looks like some rest did you some good. Good on ya Mate. I was disapointed in you some of your last posts less then typical DRTYFN material -- well at least some of them. This is much better you're back to normal. Dennis emailed me said you were good guy give him a chance -- good enough for me.

as has be quoted before "Where's the Beef"


AND If I'm in a smart ass mood and ever call you lunkhead again -- it's just in fun