Dennis, you take pics as fast as old people screw!!

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosecock.

The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

HOLY SH*T!!! Are you going to post them or go stick them on a glacier and wait for the next Ice Age to bring them to us? GD lazy canuck!!

Are you out playing with the moose in your yard? Hurry up!!! It better be pewter!!

Where ther Hell are the PICS!!!


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A family moved from Canada to the US. Johnnie started school at the new location, in grade 3.

One day the teacher asked individual students to count to 50. Many of them did very well, some getting as high as 37. But Johnnie did extremely well; he made it to 50 with only 5 mistakes. At home he told his Dad how well he had done. Dad told him, "That's because you are from Canada, son".

Next day, in "language", the teacher asked students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to the letter "k" with only one mistake, but Johnnie outdid them again. He made it all the way through, missing only the letter "m". That evening he once again brought his Dad up to date and Dad explained to him, "That's because you are from Canada.

Next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnnie noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well - endowed". This confused him. He told his Dad, that night, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Canada?"

"No, son," explained Dad, "that's because you're 18!"

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

"Richie, you're no Canuck you fool! Stick it!"
DennisAJC

I dont understand what your trying to say....be a little bit more clear. What do you mean? Oh yah if you dont mind can you answer the questions I asked you in the other post because I wanna go check out the Sut's on marine. Ty!

And for you americans Show some fu@#ing love, you haters.....

He's a fake, a phony, he ain't got nothing. Don't give me any black in black photo. I tell ya, you cannot trust these Canadians. Something about the rain and snow messed them up. I say let's invade them, send the paintball division.

I had lunch with a few guys today, one of guys said he saw the SUT driving on the street in San Jose. If that is true, SUTs are out there already.

A Canadian tourist fell into a beer vat during a tour of the Labatt's Brewing Facility outside of Toronto. Plant officials estimate the tourist drank fifteen gallons of beer before he could be removed from the vat.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Get out of the Vat.

You Know You're Canadian When:


You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.


You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.


Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.


The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.


The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.


You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.


You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.


You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.


You know what a toque is.


You've plugged a car in overnight.


You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Ok screw the wait.... Im going to the dealership to check them out!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I gotta transfer the pics for download so hold on. My flash doesn't work so I hope they turned out. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Doesn't work??? It NEVER works when it's TURNED OFF, you jagoff!!

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NO RICHIE! WAIT!!!

I`ll ppppost them soon. Just wwwwait.

Anyone know how to shrink the size on the photos??? I`m having a hard time since they`re too big.

Useless stats:

There are 29 members and 20 guests waiting for the pics

Current Chevy Avalanche owner,
future H2 SUT owner

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I`m having a hard time since they`re too big. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, that's what we Americans have to say about our cocks, not about your photos. Some H2 Authority you are.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

Microsoft tools, picture resizer, then resize to smallest image and attach.

Sorry, make that power toys, image resizer

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Dennis, here is the add. Go down the right side and download.
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/p.../powertoys.asp

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Dennis, are you trying to figure out how to scan your Etch-A-Sketch?

Canadian Dennis in Canadian SUT.

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