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Hey West. Did you whop at it?:giggling::D

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Did you get rid of the carcass afterwards? Was it too big to flush down the toilet? I hate spiders.:mad: Got rid of one big black hairy one myself today. :mad:

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Don't pee your pants, you girls.:OWNED: :fdance:

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:jump: :clapping: :jump:

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:jump: :jump: :jump:

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OMG ....ROFLMAO ....:jump:

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Hey, that second quote was taken out of context - that whoping was about it just sittin on the side of the step :p :jump:

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I left it on the side of the fourth step down - where it got its death whopping.

Either the wife or I will get it the next time we vacuum the steps.
I just went and made sure the carcass was still there - it was :beerchug:

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Bet it's in the house - somewhere..........lurking in a dark corner of the house........waiting, waiting to......


Maybe it's between a bath towel, waiting for some unsuspecting person to flap open that towel and have spidey fly out of the towel......... :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Spiders are well-known to hold grudges. They'll sit and wait until you're sleeping, then repel from the ceiling down to your pillow, crawling silently and stealthily up to your mouth or ears or nose. Then they'll choose which opening is best suited for them to lay their eggs. After that they climb back to their hiding place and await the hatching of their brood.
Haven't you ever heard the story of the lady that woke up one morning to find what she thought was some kind of pimple? After a couple of days of it growing and becoming more & more uncomfortable she started itching it. The skin suddenly split and hundreds of baby spiders poured out.

Sleep tight, girlies.:fdance: :fdance: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

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Ooooooohhhhh yeahhhh, I heard about that woman! When the 'pimple' split open, hundreds of tiny spiders came running out. About a hundred ran into her nostrils, the others into her ear canals and the rest into her mouth. Before she knew what was happening she began to rub and itch her face .. smearing the slowest of the spiders into her pores. When she ran to the mirror to look, she saw thousands of tiny spiders running confused all around her lips and all over the smeared ones. She ran screaming. To this day she sits.... scratching, itching and pulling imaginary spiders out of her ears, nostrils and mouth. :giggling:

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:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

No sleep for the sissies.:OWNED:

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Sissies=:crying:in bed all askeered.

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:jump:

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OMG!!!! That things's the size of a sofa cushion!! :giggling: I'm pulling out the big guns tonight ... Hotel California, where they can check in, but they can't check out!

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You might get one, but the mate and family will be waiting until you go to sleep. MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Yeah, you're right. :eek: Something along these lines happened to me once when I lived in Miami. I had been on a long trip and had left my car parked along some bushes. Three weeks later, I come back, swept the fallen palm fronds off the car roof ... wiped away some spider webs (like those big banana spiders) .. and got in to pull out the car. I positioned the a/c vents towards me because it was the usual 95 degrees/100% humidity and I was hot. All was fine until I turned on the a/c. OMG!!! Thousands of tiny spiders came flying out of the a/c vents right into my face, neck and hair. They must have been laying eggs for 21 days. I had to take it to the dealer and they had to blow out the vents. Florida and Texas ... GG, too many bugs.

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Eyu, that is so gross! 2 hour shower?


You guys are such jerks! I don't remember you all giving DEI this much crap when he had scorpions.

That's fine, Hmmm and West - those spiders that you killed were just recon spiders for the big fat one in your house- Recon spiders gather food and eye big prey for the big fat ones, like ants do. The big fat one is sitting under your bed and it's saving it's energy. Energy to leap onto your hairy legs, hug one and snake bite you. :Tah ka! ::D

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I shook out my bath towel really good this morning - no spideys in it yet :shhh:


It's ok - you gotz me on yur H2 H3 post - I fellz fur it :mad: :o :p ;)

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They're all in your undie drawer waiting for the perfect time.:giggling: