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Adam in CO 07-26-2007 04:04 PM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcmedic
You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.


LOL

timgco 07-26-2007 04:06 PM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcmedic
You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.


You'll know if it's Mark. He'd be th eone with the foot up his a$$! :twak:

Dennis isn;t that short Marc.:mad: :jump:

Motohead 07-26-2007 05:30 PM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
One of the things my company does is install CCTV systems. The new house I'm building will have 8 cameras outside, and a smoke detector camera inside. Even though this is my home I will live in, its going to showcase many of the CCTV, home theater, Lighting control, home automation systems that I sell. You could put a camera of two at the house for really not that much, going into a DVR. Anyone comes on to you property, they are on camera. With Decent IR cameras they will even see in complete darkness.

H2 OHHH! 07-26-2007 07:39 PM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods

CO Hummer 07-26-2007 08:05 PM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2 OHHH!
I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods



Adam is more "smell" oriented. Ask him if it smelled like tofu.

ZigsRig 07-26-2007 09:14 PM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Adam,

That really sucks... I think its time to get a bigger dog ( ;) ) maybe consult DRTY about which firearm works best in killing this type of varmin and let me know when you need help kicking some bleached hair'd skater punk who thinks he's tough **** in HR.

seriously though, how did you know it was human waste?

CO Hummer 07-26-2007 09:19 PM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZigsRig
seriously though, how did you know it was human waste?


Zig,
This guy's an absolute expert on human feces. So don't come in here and start questioning his credibility.

Adam in CO 07-26-2007 11:33 PM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by H2 OHHH!
I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods


They can't afford Whole Foods.

Adam in CO 07-26-2007 11:34 PM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Zig,
This guy's an absolute expert on human feces. So don't come in here and start questioning his credibility.


Thank you, Alan.

timgco 07-27-2007 12:01 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam in CO
Thank you, Alan.


Adam, i had some decalas made for you today.

Your rig's old name I heard was BIG SEXY.

But now I think we need to reanme it "shi tbox".

Adam in CO 07-27-2007 12:46 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
How about personalized plates?

POOXPRT

CRAPDR

LUV2WSH

Something like that?

mikejr 07-27-2007 01:15 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
i am thinking an HK91 and a night vision scope might help you with the death of the vermin that did this....

h2co-pilot 07-27-2007 01:17 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam in CO
How about personalized plates?

POOXPRT

CRAPDR

LUV2WSH

Something like that?


I like:

SMELDPOO

:jump:

mikejr 07-27-2007 01:20 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
or whoflungpoo.....i know...too long for a plate but still fitting

H2 OHHH! 07-27-2007 01:29 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
GOT POO?

Adam in CO 07-27-2007 01:36 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
ISNFPOO

mikejr 07-27-2007 01:44 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
In the immortal words of Mike Rowe

I CAN SMELL IT NOW

Adam in CO 07-27-2007 01:47 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mikejr
In the immortal words of Mike Rowe

I CAN SMELL IT NOW


He does smell a lot of poo.

mikejr 07-27-2007 01:53 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
that he does....got to give him credit, i wouldnt do half the stuff he does on that show....

My daughters favorite saying is "i can smell it now" and mine is "thats a dirty job"

dochummer 07-27-2007 04:56 AM

Re: Bastid Vandals
 
ohhh...mustard and cement don't mix well... :(


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