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PARAGON 11-16-2003 12:28 AM

Ok ZT,

I usually don't read much of the BS posts from people like DURAMAX and don't spend alot of time reading through threads that contain crap like he's shoveling, BUT something caught my eye in one of your posts and I have a few questions:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Why outerlimits?
<LI>Top speed?
<LI>Custom or factory paint? or maybe post a picture?
<LI>and I noticed you ended that item with (....) What are the extras?[/list]
I've read a little about Outerlimits, but have not seen one at any Gulf Coast poker runs in the past and I never met anyone who owns(ed) one.

ZeroTolerance 11-16-2003 12:32 AM

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Paragon,
I choose the Outerlimits because they are nice boats and it was what I was looking for in a boat at the time...The top speed in the boat is a little over 100mph in nice water... Boat is 47ft with Triples in it.. It has a "Custom Factory" paint job and there were only 3 painted like this... As for the extras, I am thinking about buying an older H1 for fun and playing.. Not sure yet, still thinking..

jambo 11-16-2003 02:32 AM

HOW WOULD A "USELESS SUV" BE DETERMINED BY ONLY A PICTURE? BUT THE H2 IS NOT FOR EVERYONE UNLESS YOU COME TO H2SOURCE HMMMMMM...

argonaut 11-16-2003 08:16 AM

ummm, what exactly did that mean jambo? Your post confused me. Are you pro H2 or anti H2?

HUMMERDOGG 11-16-2003 09:01 PM

Argo-

It would almost appear that jambo is alluding to my response to duraMAX about the H2's offroad ability, with which I told duraMAX to go and look at SteveR's CA pics, DRTYFN's RUBICON pics and the HUMMERTEAM's KATEMCY pics which depict the H2 doing quite well off-roading (You can also add Alec's MOAB pics to that group). I would hope that this is not the case because I would hate to have to go off on jambo on a couple of things...

argonaut 11-16-2003 10:13 PM

Hmm no replies from duramax... craphead. jambo may be a troll though. Are you Jambo?

Buckeye Hummer 11-17-2003 01:47 AM

We let the dogs out on Duramax too quickly Argo. We should have let him build a little confidence and then knocked him down.

Maybe next time.

Trolls are a little out of season right now. I'm not sure what the deal is.

argonaut 11-17-2003 01:58 AM

Buckeye, when exactly is Troll season? I think I need to get my hunting license...

Buckeye Hummer 11-17-2003 02:04 AM

The holiday season is bad for trolls because many of them pick up seasonal work. You know things like:

Shoveling driveways
Selling Xmas cookies door to door
Cleaning up Reindeer Poop
Cutting down expensive Xmas trees for rich people and putting them on top of their Hummers


Given this sudden increase in seasonal duty for most trolls we will probably need to wait until after January.

Drag 11-17-2003 05:44 PM

Alright, gents.....Let's see the tags for this troll. If you've been told once, you've been told a hundred times.....Don't hunt out of season, and eat what you kill. Shows respect for the prey, don't you know.

By the way ZT, that is a honey of a boat. Got any interior pictures? I know that I'm not up for a speedboat, but it's nice to dream for a bit. If anything, I might get a larger bass boat in a few years, but for now I just don't need it. Please post more pics!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

HUMMERDOGG 11-17-2003 05:53 PM

I'm awaiting another attack... and some words of warning to you trolls:

You better come strong or don't come at all!!!

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)


Buckeye Hummer 11-17-2003 06:05 PM

We might want to have troll practice so we are fully prepared.

I'll start. How would you respond to this?

From:

TahoeImeanH2'sSUCK!

Why don't you hair piece wearin', wannabee, penis envy, pavement princess driven' Tahoe I mean H2 owners get a real rig like a Taco. I gotta 14" lift on 37's that'll out do any ya'll. My Taco will even run on Schaeffar lite if I wanna and my Daddy's Sisters Aunt's Mommas step daughter that I married says the same ting.

OK, we'll let Argo go first.

Klaus 11-17-2003 06:10 PM

Hmmm... Doesn't seem like good military strategy to let the enemy know your defenses before they attack.

I'd make this a private topic...

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

HUMMERDOGG 11-17-2003 06:32 PM

It takes a "real" man to admit when they are married to a woman sixty years his senior. I want to say I saw you just the other day on Jerry Springer professing the benefits of being married to a woman who can take out her teeth and gum with the best of them. If you weren't so busy straw-feeding your blue-haired wife, you would have the time to truly comb through the posts at H2 Source and see true abilities of the H2. I might want to add, it's actually your wife with the hairpiece (c'mon spend a little more money and get some color added to that thing) who wishes you were a little more "endowed" and had something more to show for yourself than that pos taco you drive. If you had any sense of style, you'd realize that you really need some 49's to go with that 14" of lift, however, I understand times are tough right now for you since you are too busy buying your wife a Pride Jazzy 1113 motorized wheelchair to get her around. That $4,100 you spent for that thing could've been used to buy yourself some 49" IROK's and some new Weld Wheels. Hell, with the money you saved, you might've even been able to put some spinners on that thing...

And, you might want to go easy on that Schaeffer lite since it's the only thing that keeps you from being sober enough to realize how bad your life is...

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

Buckeye Hummer 11-17-2003 06:36 PM

Bravo, step to the head of the class!

Klaus 11-22-2003 12:20 AM

Hey... You troll trashers have got some serious work to do...

http://www.elcova.com/groupee/forums?a=tpc&s=2826088551&f=2606011751&m=552606758 4&r=5986060694#5986060694

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."


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