<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
This is another instance where a G500 got stuck under testing. Following is the paragraph where it is mentioned:

The G500 is the only vehicle in the U.S. with three differential locks for maximum tractability in low-traction situations. To reduce wheelspin in extremely low-traction situations, the center and rear differential locks can be engaged anytime that the G-Class is off-pavement. In the unlikely event the vehicle gets stuck (we got it stuck at the press intro), the front differential can also be engaged for maximum traction. Mercedes advises, though, that the differentials should not be locked when you're on pavement because handling is affected.

G500, G stands for Gee I got stuck again, Gee I spent too much on this, Gee my buthole is sore, Gee tampons work there too?! Gee vagisil is unisex, I had no idea. Gee I can just put a piece of gum on my dick for protection or maybe a thimble!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


thanks buck..perhaps u should ride in one and u will never look back...let's see they (press) says that hummer owners will never have the ride and comfort as the g500 has and when u close the door it's like closing a bank vault. as i recall hummer owners 90 percent never take them off the road...so i would rather be in a ride that's comfortable, looks great (as the world military uses them), and is solid as a bank vault.

The gas mileage of the G500 is no better than an H2 ....

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cranky Steve:
h2h8rA, it's not about you, or your Gwaggie thingie, it's all about this, and this one's fo you http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/image...es/flipoff.gif

Founding Member of RCRC 4wd Club Scaramento, CA http://www.rcrc4x4.com
Pirate4x4.com Vendor & Toyota Truck and 4Runner Talk Forum Moderator<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i checked it out...interesting.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by h2h8rA:
[quote]Originally posted by Cranky Steve:
h2h8rA, it's not about you, or your Gwaggie thingie, it's all about this, and this one's fo you http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/image...es/flipoff.gif

Founding Member of RCRC 4wd Club Scaramento, CA http://www.rcrc4x4.com
Pirate4x4.com Vendor & Toyota Truck and 4Runner Talk Forum Moderator<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i checked it out the website....link was forbidden.

h2h8ra or (SteveR?)

Let me ask you, how do you log back on after you`ve been banned? I don`t get it. Anyways...
Why don`t you join some of the guys at the next HH in your area?

If you`re so adamant aboot your beliefs, then show us what your imaginary MB can do.

P.S. Your BMX doesn`t count.

P.P.S. Steve, you get yer powers yet?



"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
h2h8ra or (SteveR?)

Let me ask you, how do you log back on after you`ve been banned? I don`t get it. Anyways...
Why don`t you join some of the guys at the next HH in your area?

If you`re so adamant aboot your beliefs, then show us what your imaginary MB can do.

P.S. Your BMX doesn`t count.

P.P.S. Steve, you get yer powers yet?



"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


it's called magic...hocus pocus.....razz matazz. i don't need to explain why my g500 is better than yours. By the way i ordered my e55 can't wait for it to come in....speed is soooo delicious.

Any genuine gentlemen of resound taste, sophistication and background who has the means with which to afford a G-box.....certainly wouldn't have the time nor interest to rile up a bunch of H2 owners and play around on their forum to cause trouble. This guy's a fraud.

H2h8rA or B or whatever he becomes...is just a vindicitve little child enjoying the thrills of playing big-man on the internet. He doesn't own a G-box, an H2 or any vehicle worth 5-digits. Maybe his daddy does...but this guy is nothing more then a kid with a keyboard. And what's worse...he's boring! At least Andkon and others had something to stand on!

Truly...this "troll" has the least to offer of all trolls yet. He probably just flipped a coin to decide which vehicle to claim he has: a G-box or a Range Rover....each stands out because it's more expensive.

Two words for ya H8r: THERAPY

No **** the little thick liquid swallower doesn't have a G-wagen!!! But he probably does have a family tree that looks like a car antenna. I bet h2h8r's parents are not only brother and sister, but they're HIS brother and sister. No wonder that little asswipe is so feisty. He's kind of his own cousin.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
No **** the little thick liquid swallower doesn't have a G-wagen!!! But he probably does have a family tree that looks like a car antenna. I bet h2h8r's parents are not only brother and sister, but they're HIS brother and sister. No wonder that little asswipe is so feisty. He's kind of his own cousin.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! That is classic! OHHH my gut hurts!



"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."