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evldave 08-03-2006 04:49 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael1
Why does every new person have to go through this hazing process?:confused:


Studies show that the ritualistic 'hazing' that new forum members go through is really a social phenomenon that goes back millenia. Originally, aboriginie's used to use bamboo sticks and whale blubber to beat visitors as part of the process to join their tribe. Typically these ritualistic beatings would happen near sunset, when a haze would form due to the heat of the Australian outback. Hence the origination of the term 'hazing'

In the dark ages, traveling Scotsmen would try and join the various tribes. They would go through a competition to show strength (you see these in highland festivals nowadays).

All these are precursors to the new fad of iniation on the forums here at elcova. They are simply initiation rites of passage new members must go through. This is especially true of (wannabe) dominate males who come into the forums spouting rhetoric and stupidity. They deserve a smackdown unless they show appropriate submission to the clan chiefs.

(note: my role in this Steve Irwin adventure? Drunken stupidity - I'm the comic relief:D )

NEOCON1 08-03-2006 04:51 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
WTF is going on in here ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) :p :D



LMAO

NEOCON1 08-03-2006 04:53 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleBear
The new thing now to get better MPG is to fill you tires with nitrogen. But I think helium would work better.:D



LMAO ;)

NEOCON1 08-03-2006 04:57 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
Chrome increases freeway/high speed gas mileage due to improved aerodynamics (slick), right....:)

S.



true that :D bling-mobiles get on average 1.5 mpg better ;) its them lil tires :p :p

Steve - SanJose 08-03-2006 05:29 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
I knew it. Too bad my worst/best mileage of 14/18 (and average 15 mpg) doesn't reflect the benefit of bling.

S.

NEOCON1 08-03-2006 05:32 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
I knew it. Too bad my worst/best mileage of 14/18 (and average 15 mpg) doesn't reflect the benefit of bling.

S.


its because your a HOAB at heart :p :p :D :D

Steve - SanJose 08-03-2006 05:52 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Maybe somewhat, my Porsche has no bling.:eek:

S.

2006 H3
2004 986 S

NEOCON1 08-03-2006 05:56 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
Maybe somewhat, my Porsche has no bling.:eek:

S.

2006 H3
2004 986 S



SWEEEEEEETTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) as long as one vehicle is hoabed your in man :D :cool: :D

XM DUDE 08-03-2006 06:50 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
I think any 4X4 will suck gas no matter what you do to it as you have alot more weight and drag through the drive train.

Michael1 08-03-2006 07:15 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by evldave
(note: my role in this Steve Irwin adventure? Drunken stupidity - I'm the comic relief:D )


You're the only one I know who has ever found a bar with Wi-Fi.
:D

Michael

Sewie 08-03-2006 07:25 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael1
Why does every new person have to go through this hazing process?:confused:

All we need now are the troll dolls and "FU" bunny to be trotted out for jfontesdad to complete his initiation.

Michael

Quote:

Originally Posted by evldave
Studies show that the ritualistic 'hazing' that new forum members go through is really a social phenomenon that goes back millenia. Originally, aboriginie's used to use bamboo sticks and whale blubber to beat visitors as part of the process to join their tribe. Typically these ritualistic beatings would happen near sunset, when a haze would form due to the heat of the Australian outback. Hence the origination of the term 'hazing'

In the dark ages, traveling Scotsmen would try and join the various tribes. They would go through a competition to show strength (you see these in highland festivals nowadays).

All these are precursors to the new fad of iniation on the forums here at elcova. They are simply initiation rites of passage new members must go through. This is especially true of (wannabe) dominate males who come into the forums spouting rhetoric and stupidity. They deserve a smackdown unless they show appropriate submission to the clan chiefs.

(note: my role in this Steve Irwin adventure? Drunken stupidity - I'm the comic relief:D )



Yeah, that, and because they always ask stupid questions. :p ;)

evldave 08-03-2006 07:31 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael1
You're the only one I know who has ever found a bar with Wi-Fi.
:D

Michael


I thought all bars had wifi. hmmm, go figure :rolleyes:

evldave 08-03-2006 07:32 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sewie
Yeah, that, and because they always ask stupid questions. :p ;)


LOL!!!

Maybe part of the registration process should be a test on using the SEARCH feature :D

dеiтайожни 08-03-2006 08:24 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
**** the search feature, they should just get rid of it.

What the registration should include is a series of statements, images and questions meant to break you down mentally and desensitize you. If you can make it through, you can join but have to wait 15 minutes to post to give you time to stop hysterically crying. ;)

Steve - SanJose 08-04-2006 06:40 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
And the best search feature is the human brain...

S.

Ipedog 08-04-2006 12:14 PM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
And the best search feature is the human brain...

S.


Too bad so many people don't make use of it in their day to day living. :eek: :rolleyes: :p ;) :D

h2co-pilot 08-04-2006 12:26 PM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Can you imagine a Hummer forum without a Hazing process, a bunch of megalomanic turds spouting off and talking out thier azz?

(wait- I have seen one like that sumwhar.:X:D)

Here it induces humility and kinship-then a big family. That is all.

Steve - SanJose 08-04-2006 05:10 PM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
okay

S.

h2co-pilot 08-04-2006 05:52 PM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
okay

S.



You're the f-ed up distant cousin.;)

Steve - SanJose 08-05-2006 12:52 AM

Re: What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
 
OT, save it for your AE ;) .

S.


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