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PARAGON 03-31-2006 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
I can not believe that this thread it 4 pages long.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.

Yo Mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."

Yo Mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.

Yo Mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

Yo Mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.

Yo Mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

Yo Mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Yo Mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yo mama's so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock

KenP 03-31-2006 10:57 PM

BUWAHAHAHAAHAaaaaa!!!!

PARAGON 03-31-2006 11:54 PM

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

PARAGON 03-31-2006 11:54 PM

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

PARAGON 03-31-2006 11:55 PM

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

PARAGON 03-31-2006 11:57 PM

Yo'Momma's farts stinks so bad, George Bush declared them biological warfare!

PARAGON 03-31-2006 11:58 PM

Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving

PARAGON 03-31-2006 11:59 PM

Yo momma's so stupid that she drowned during the wave at the football game.

PARAGON 04-01-2006 12:00 AM

Yo momma's breath is so bad that she could clear an internet chat room

PARAGON 04-01-2006 12:01 AM

Yo momma's so ugly she makes onions cry.

PARAGON 04-01-2006 12:01 AM

Yo momma's so ugly when she was in labor, the doctor came in and asked "which end?"

HummBebe 04-01-2006 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

LMFAO ROTFL!!!!

That's my favorite so far

NJ H2 04-01-2006 01:16 AM

Yo momma is so old that she still parties like it's 1899

NJ H2 04-01-2006 01:20 AM

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, it looks like her tongue is in jail!

Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No. 6

Mrs.ssippi 04-01-2006 01:41 AM

This one is the best!!

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Racer-X 04-01-2006 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

My Fav so far!

Close second is the the mayo on the aspirin.

Racer-X 04-01-2006 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

The little wife fell off the couch laughing at this one.

Steve - SanJose 04-01-2006 03:54 AM

I lost interest after the first page.

KenP 04-01-2006 06:24 AM

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Originally posted by Steve-SanJose-H3:
I lost interest after the first page.
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.

Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.

Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!

Your momma's so dirty the flies on dog **** passed out

Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her

PARAGON 04-01-2006 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Steve-SanJose-H3:
I lost interest after the first page.
No you didn't


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