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FHUKIN H2 TROLLS ARE :lame:

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:dancingbanana:

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Wow, and so?

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you have never been with an H3 have you ?? STFU :lame:

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and whining H3 owners that don't have a clue seem to be quite common.

I'll repeat this for the non-dick H3 owners. I didn't take this to the H3 forum and didn't bash on the H3. I could have easily made myself a troll and rubbed this in all of the H3 owners' collective faces.

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and i will say that again X2 :p :jump: LMFAO

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Why? So I could drag their broke asses off the trails like the H2s have had to do before?

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You know what, you are now my new little bitch!

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exactly :perfect10s: you got it , now do you know some KY ers that have pushed theirs that hard .

cus the only ones we have seen are sponsored trucks , thats my point .

until they start wheelin hard enough to bust em , they should stay at the mall .

think they miss you at the KY forum :p

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i have admitted to being so many H2ers little bitch , thats just another hack on my rock rail ;) . i knew that when i bought the three :crying:

this is the funnest padding , much better than the same old BS :D

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too late and too sorry of a try

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dont stop now i only have a couple hours before hitting the road ;) then no forum for another week atleast :crying:

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get ready, it's going to get a lot more fun then

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i have been posting that since death valley :o you are a ass :twak:

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your a little late on the band wagon

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don't worry about that, it won't bother me one bit

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masterbate away then :giggling:

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Pay attention, slow mo. I don't care what you've been posting. Because everytime you post your dumbass remarks, I make you stick your foot further down your fucking throat.

Just like I could post a picture of the FJ that bent a tie-rod this weekend.

You think I like FJ's and post on their forum. Go over there. I am a member. Take a look at my post count, you bumbling moron.

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:yawn: your getting lamer

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'Tis true my friend.:beerchug:

If you haven't wheeled with an FJ, you can't make accurate judgements about the truck's capabilities.

Who's wheeled with an FJ?

I haven't...

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I have.:jump:

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i have wheeled around two stuck ones in pismo .

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Anyone can get stuck in beach sand. I mean really wheeled with one. Rocks, mud, you know what I mean.

For that matter, anyone wheel with a JK Rubi yet?

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so how many of you H3 haters have drivin a H3 ???

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Hey, I don't hate the 3's and you know that. I've driven a couple.:jump:

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Woah, Neo. Just because some disagreed with you, don't make em a hater! Just people who disagreed with you that H3 > FJ, exactly like you disagreed with Para that FJ > H3.

Imho comparisons are difficult anyhow, because the drivers play a huge role in the outcome.

For example, I think I'm an adequate H2 off-roader, and you're an excellent H3 off-roader. But I guarantee you Para and Sewie will drive rings around us when push comes to shove, because if nothing else, they see their respective rigs more like a tool and more willing to use/push them as such.

Otherwise, since I have not wheeled with an FJ, much less a hardcore one, I don't have an opinion, and would just continue to enjoy the free entertainment :jump:

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i know your not threatened by us ;) but i wonder about some of the others :p

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FJ > H3

It is far from anti-H3 when it's coming from Hummer family members.

It's just the cold truth.

I've taken both rigs out, FJ is way superior. End of story. Actually, I'd put The Jeep Unlimited second and H3 third.

If I had too (Which would never happen.) give up the H2, the FJ would be my next choice without a doubt.



As for folks like Neo, Bebes, Sewie, etc.....

That's awsome driver skill that makes the H3s look good sometimes.

Imagine how much better they would perform in an H2 or FJ?:fdance:

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But! The FJ wouldn't make up for your shortcomings!

Seriously guys, I'd like to hear your expert opinions on WHY you think the FJ is better than the H3. Lets see it.

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Dennis is just a tad under average height.:confused:

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because the base model is 2 wheel drive , they can still pretend that they wheel and get mileage they only dreamed of in their H2's

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well its been fun but have a 14 hour drive back to utah tonight , you all take care and i will be back online in a week or so :p :beerchug:

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Have a safe drive Neo, you won't be missing much in this thread.

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:iagree:

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An article has already been written about our trip this weekend. He even mentions us trying to set them up on a trail that we didn't think it could do.



The Zen + Math of Rock Crawling in the FJ Cruiser



An ex-girlfriend with whom I still have somewhat of a volatile relationship lives in Birmingham, Alabama. This would generally be rather unimportant, other than I felt like I needed to go and stare down the city she bailed on me for. So when Toyota offered me and three other various internet personalities a shot at going rock crawling outside of the 'Ham in celebration of the new FJ Cruiser, I figured I may as well take them up on it. The ex and I had had dinner plans for a month, which she suddenly and unceremoniously flaked on a couple of days before I left.

Toyota had put us up at the Tutwiler, which touts itself as the grand dame of Southern hotels. And while the people were nice, the cotomer sevis left something to be desired. It wasn't an uncaring attitude; it was just general ineptitude, which, for a hotel described by said ex as the Claremont or Fairmont of Birmingham, was somewhat (and I'm being rather generous here), below par. Plus, Birmingham is like Sacramento without the ready access to the Sierras or the sea. And although I met some very nice people, the overriding attitude -- while hospitable -- was "You're in 'Bama now, son. Don't you dare ask about the UT game while Auburn's playing." Toto, we're not in Pedro, anymore. We're about to squeal like pigs.

Even the other Southerners wandered around whistling or singing "Dueling Banjos" when out of earshot of the Alabama types. So while it's safe to say that I felt entirely worthless for being outvoted in favor of this podunk backwater (and I tried to like it -- I swear), I'll readily admit that the Grayrock ORV park was an absolutely stunning locale, and the weather was note-perfect for a day of attempted Toyota-bending.
Toyota's taking a grassroots approach to the marketing of the FJ via its Trail Team program, sending crews out to various crawlin' and muddin' events across the nation in an effort to get the hardcores into their new small ute before they launch a mainstream campaign. And after spending a day attempting to break a black-cherry colored model, I have to say that I'm a believer. And with that, let's get the bad stuff out of the way first.
Number one, let's talk about the seatbelts. The front belts are anchored in the rear clamshell doors. Which means if you attempt to open a rear door while the driver or passenger is still belted in, strangulation-related hilarity ensues. Furthermore, on steep inclines, the pretensioners lock, precluding hanging your head out the window, forcing you to release your belt. Then, when the recon is done, you can't put it back on before you get to level ground, which means that you're in danger of bouncing yourself into the roof.

Beyond that, the rear area is devoid of oh-**** bars. And given that the FJ is capable of some serious oh-****ness, that seems like a serious omission. Also, it'd be nice to be able to open the rear doors without having to crack the fronts. We pulled a lot of Chinese firedrills while crawling the trucks, what with photogs jumping in and out and spotters making rapid ingress and egress over serious terrain, and the door setup left a lot to be desired. It's definitely a DINK-mobile. If you have kids and don't go off-road, there are certainly better choices. Also bad: a thermometer that only works over 15mph. On the road? No biggie. But when you spend your day creeping at 10mph in 4WD low, it's a rather amusing to see the thermo reading 45F when it's actually around 70.
But here's the thing. The FJ is the real deal. Our trucks were only slightly altered to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous journos and OHV enthusiasts. Here's the mod list: Full-length custom skidplates, ARB bull-bars with Warn winches, TRD cat-back exhaust systems, TRD wheels shod with more serious off-road tires, and a set of Toyota rock rails. Frankly, if you're going to do mild rock crawling, the rock rails and tires are the only musts. Toyota's equipped the truck with an electronically-locking rear diff, as well as a rather ingenious traction-control system.

And this is where the zen of rock crawling comes in. The first trail I tackled was rather ironically-titled "Bunny Slope #3." About 2/3 of the way up the course, there was a pretty technical section involving a few bomb holes and ruts on one side with alternating rocks, which required some serious spotting. The obstacles come so close together that it requires some sort of preternatural photographic vision/memory that I simply don't have. It took maybe ten attempts to finally power over it using only the onboard traction control.

Later in the day, we tried it again, with Will, one of the Trail Team guys, behind the wheel. It'd taken Tim, who'd spotted me on my attempt, an age to get over it just ahead of us. Will simply engaged the locker and powered straight through in one try. However, that doesn't signify a triumph of old-school lockers over the electronic mind of the traction control system. In other situations, the electronics didn't act so much as a nanny as a guide. Toyota likes to say that they've equipped the FJ with a toolkit, and that's exactly what they've done. The traction control and the locker can be engaged and disengaged at will. And while I think, as a PR move, they used the traction control to show off its technology, there were situations where obstacles could've been traversed more easily with the locker engaged. But that's what's really pretty amazing about the FJ -- on the road, it's a very smooth vehicle. And offroad, even in basically-stock trim, it's ridiculously capable for a vehicle at its price-point. You could spend more to get less, easily

The Wrangler is more basic; less advanced and a little less cutesy. With the FJ, if you're going to swap out axles, you're negating the advantage of the traction control, which is truly one of the truck's best features. And with an independent front end, it's hard to lift the thing to the skies. But as a weekend-warrior trail-runner that can double as a work-week commuter, the FJ is hard to match. It's hipper than the H3. It's the metro boy that can pull off the hairy chest to the Liberty's Cialis-popping twink, and it won the respect of a crew of Alabama Jeepers who wanted to see it fail. I'm not a big Toyota guy. Sure, I like my Starlets and early '70s Celica GTs. I *heart* me some '80s post-Hilux and 'glass-backed 4Runner action, and I've always had a soft spot for FJ40s and 55s.
But to be honest, the FJ Cruiser, while largely due to government regulations, is a bit too padded for my tastes, is a ridiculously serious machine for the price; especially in an era of watered-down crossovers. I bought my SUV in V8, rear-drive form because I wanted a station wagon for tow/haul duty. If I were in the market for a genuine off-roader for weekend blasts and work-week slogs, the FJ's combination of styling, prowess and general civility makes it an absolute must-consider. But if I had a family, I'd probably lean toward the Liberty for everyday practicality's sake. And then I'd spend my days lamenting that I hadn't bought the FJ. It's not a perfect vehicle, and it's aesthetically a tad overwrought (although I do dig the basic styling of it) but let it not be doubted that the FJ is incredibly good at what it does.

And here's the deal. I went to 'Bama in a rather bothered state. I was frustrated with the reptitive frustration of the repetitive frustration of the repetitively-frustrating BS I was going through with the aforementioned ex; it seemed like a never-ending slog. But the nature of crawling taught me something. The whole raison d'etere of the sport is that it is a never-ending slog; there's a peace to it -- even as you're smoking your tires on slick rocks or high-centering the truck so brilliantly that you could literally change all four tires with no worry of the thing tipping over on you. And well, that, friends, is why God gave us the electric winch. ? Davey G. Johnson

Disclaimer: Toyota paid for my flight to Alabama, my room at the Tutwiler, all of my food and drink, gas and insurance on the vehicles.

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An FJ driver can run faster than an H3.:jump:

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But the FJ still has to wear diapers. The H3 gets to wear big boy pants now.:jump:

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WTF does that mean? He'd take a Liberty over an H3? No fucking way!!!

I think all the free stuff got to his head.:twak: :rolleyes: