Your momma is so nasty she doesn't wear underwear in order to keep the flies off the pizza.

Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.

Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.

Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!

Your momma's so dirty the flies on dog **** passed out

Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for getting my interest in at least 2 of the above momma jokes

S.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped "Goodyear" on her ass and put her out on the runway.

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yo mamma so poor she was kickin a can down the street and I axed her wut she was doin and she said "MOVING" hahaha

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Yo momma is so fat, she uses diet soap.:giggling:

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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow...I can't believe it's not butter!

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Yo momma's hair is so fake...I can hardly beweave it!

E

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Your momma is so fat, that when her beeper went off in the store.

The little boy standing in line with his mom, Yelled Watch Out Mom She Backing UP!!!!!

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Your momma is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on a tape deck! :giggling: