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off-roader-man 08-02-2005 12:58 PM

just curious why you guys decided to spend the money on an h2 instead of a ferrari kit car? After all, the ferrari kit would be based on a fiero (gm piece of crap) and the h2 is based on the tahoe (gm piece of crap), and both make you look like you have money, or at least pretend and trick stupid people who know nothing about cars into thinking h2's are expensive... I think I would look cooler in a fake ferrari than a fake hummer.

Ghost of Jerry Bransford 08-02-2005 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by off-roader-man:
just curious why you guys decided to spend the money on an h2 instead of a ferrari kit car? After all, the ferrari kit would be based on a fiero (gm piece of crap) and the h2 is based on the tahoe (gm piece of crap), and both make you look like you have money, or at least pretend and trick stupid people who know nothing about cars into thinking h2's are expensive... I think I would look cooler in a fake ferrari than a fake hummer.

The hummer-tahoe is a perfectly fine CAR. Quit bad mouthing it.

Marcmedic 08-02-2005 01:07 PM

I bought mine just so you can waste a few minutes of your pathetic life in an online forum posting the same crap that the rest of the jeep fags do. Now go in the bathroom and wipe the cleveland steamer that your boyfriend left on your chest off, and go earn some money to buy some H2 recovery team stickers by servicing truckers at the truck stop.

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by off-roader-man:
I think I would look cooler on my bigwheel.

Fixed

off-roader-man 08-02-2005 01:48 PM

um. actually I'm sitting at work getting paid while I write tormenting posts to stupid forums like this.

Marcmedic 08-02-2005 01:51 PM

Waiting to mop up a booth at the peep show?

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 01:54 PM


off-roader-man 08-02-2005 01:55 PM

you're just mad because your kit car breaks whenever you try to drive it to the peep show.

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by off-roader-man:
um. actually I'm sitting at work getting paid while I write tormenting posts to stupid forums like this.

Everyone who feels tormented please post now

DRTYFN 08-02-2005 01:56 PM

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um. actually I'm sitting at work getting paid while I write tormenting posts to stupid forums like this.

Wheeee.....

off-roader-man 08-02-2005 02:02 PM

well, you replied to this post didn't you? Sounds like this guy is tormented.

Marcmedic
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Posted 08-02-05 08:51 AM
Waiting to mop up a booth at the peep show?

http://www.fuh2.com

Marcmedic 08-02-2005 02:05 PM

Wow, you managed to fund the fuh2 site. You're a smart one. Tormented...no. A little disappointed that you can't come up with anything original...yes.

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 02:09 PM

Yes I did respond, but no, I am not tormented by your post in any way. Sounds more like you are tormented by your own jealousy or fear of the H2. Guess that's why you are here

off-roader-man 08-02-2005 02:09 PM

why do I have to be original? Can't I just pound the same crap into your thick skulls and have fun doing it?

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 02:12 PM

When you start pounding it, just let us know. It would be nice to hear something original though.

off-roader-man 08-02-2005 02:13 PM

Talk about originality: is this the only response you fags have? I could own 3 h2's if I had any reason for an overweight piece of crap. I prefer my sports cars to the shoebox on wheels for 8, and the benz for the family outings. If you people had any class or brains, you wouldn't be driving a GM boat.

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Yes I did respond, but no, I am not tormented by your post in any way. Sounds more like you are tormented by your own jealousy or fear of the H2. Guess that's why you are here

DRTYFN 08-02-2005 02:16 PM

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why do I have to be original? Can't I just pound the same crap into your thick skulls and have fun doing it?

I guess that's fair. You get the crap pounded up your ass.

Ghost of Jerry Bransford 08-02-2005 02:17 PM

Off-roader-man brings teh ghey :fkcar:

DRTYFN 08-02-2005 02:19 PM

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Off-roader-man brings teh ghey :fkcar:
I knew you could do it.

Ghost of Jerry Bransford 08-02-2005 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I knew you could do it.

STFU n00b!!!!!!!!!1

Marcmedic 08-02-2005 02:22 PM

Let's see some pictures of all your cars. "I could own 3 H2's". Give me a break. Haven't heard that one before either. Try again.

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by off-roader-man:
Talk about originality: is this the only response you fags have? I could own 3 h2's if I had any reason for an overweight piece of crap. I prefer my sports cars to the shoebox on wheels for 8, and the benz for the family outings. If you people had any class or brains, you wouldn't be driving a GM boat.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
Yes I did respond, but no, I am not tormented by your post in any way. Sounds more like you are tormented by your own jealousy or fear of the H2. Guess that's why you are here
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So lets just go along with you on the whole I could own 3 if I wanted to thing. Now to the real question, why is the H2 a piece of crap? If you can tell us, please do without the same old opinion based talking points. Try and use some facts, that would be original.

off-roader-man 08-02-2005 02:30 PM

I'm not here to make fun of what you do on the weekends, I'm here to make fun of what you wasted your money on...Do you people actually think that everyone envies you? Do you realize how many people are making fun of you?

Tough...HA! Scared of h2s HA! Amused by the fact that you bought an over-priced pickup truck with no off-road advantage over a golf cart? Hell Yes!

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get the crap pounded up your ass.

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 02:33 PM

Still waiting on the answer

KenP 08-02-2005 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by off-roader-man:
I'm not here to make fun of what you do on the weekends, I'm here to make fun of what you wasted your money on...Do you people actually think that everyone envies you? Do you realize how many people are making fun of you?

Tough...HA! Scared of h2s HA! Amused by the fact that you bought an over-priced pickup truck with no off-road advantage over a golf cart? Hell Yes!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">get the crap pounded up your ass.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>If you want to think that way, fine. But we CHOSE to spend our money that way. You had NO CHOICE when you bought your little used AMC Pacer.

Marcmedic 08-02-2005 02:34 PM

Obviously you envy the H2 since you're here. Oh wait, you're here to enlighten us right. You jealousy is obvious. Now go catch the bus you broke douchebag.

off-roader-man 08-02-2005 02:37 PM

so is $40-$50k a lot for a car? Do you realize how cheap that is? Just because you guys had to break the bank and spend your last dime to buy an H2 so you could look like you make money doesn't mean that everyone has to stretch to afford $40-$50k for a car.

On the reasons they suck. I'm sure you've heard them all before, but my reason for poking fun is that they aren't really hummers. They don't have a hummer suspension. They made a $50k hummer for the people who couldn't afford a real one.

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So lets just go along with you on the whole I could own 3 if I wanted to thing. Now to the real question, why is the H2 a piece of crap? If you can tell us, please do without the same old opinion based talking points. Try and use some facts, that would be original.

Marcmedic 08-02-2005 02:38 PM

Let's see some pictures of your cars.

Marcmedic 08-02-2005 02:39 PM

Still waiting for something original or at least humorous.

KenP 08-02-2005 02:40 PM

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Let's see some pictures of your cars.
Like that'll happen. Another ZT/Badrap.

I don't remember hearing anyone here talk of breaking the bank.

This guy's Troll rating is just a 1 out of ten. Not one new thing.

Marcmedic 08-02-2005 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by off-roader-man:
so is $40-$50k a lot for a car? Do you realize how cheap that is? Just because you guys had to break the bank and spend your last dime to buy an H2 so you could look like you make money doesn't mean that everyone has to stretch to afford $40-$50k for a car.

On the reasons they suck. I'm sure you've heard them all before, but my reason for poking fun is that they aren't really hummers. They don't have a hummer suspension. They made a $50k hummer for the people who couldn't afford a real one.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">So lets just go along with you on the whole I could own 3 if I wanted to thing. Now to the real question, why is the H2 a piece of crap? If you can tell us, please do without the same old opinion based talking points. Try and use some facts, that would be original.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You caught me...I'm flat broke. Thank god I can shut the engine off and coast downhill to work...both ways...in the snow...just to save gas.

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 02:41 PM

It is by no means a real expensive vehicle but it isn't cheap either. Who cares if you can really afford one of not, lets hear the answer. We are waiting for something of worth to come out of you, please don't let us down.

off-roader-man 08-02-2005 02:42 PM

I wouldn't drive one of these things if you gave it to me and paid me. Do you know that the kids have summers off? You must not have kids, or you'd know that, and that's probably because you have no reproductive organs. If you did, you wouldn't have bought an h2 to compensate for it's lack of size.

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Obviously you envy the H2 since you're here. Oh wait, you're here to enlighten us right. You jealousy is obvious. Now go catch the bus you broke douchebag.

Ghost of Jerry Bransford 08-02-2005 02:44 PM

Off-roader-man:

STFU N00B!!!!!!!!!1

Marcmedic 08-02-2005 02:44 PM

[quote]Originally posted by off-roader-man:
I wouldn't drive one of these things if you gave it to me and paid me. Do you know that the kids have summers off? You must not have kids, or you'd know that, and that's probably because you have no reproductive organs. If you did, you wouldn't have bought an h2 to compensate for it's lack of size.[quote]

So why do you own sports cars then??? Nice one moron.

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 02:45 PM

Still waiting. Come on, are you going to keep us hanging here? What the hell does catching the bus have to do with kids dip****? And just for your information, I do have kids and they went back to school yesterday so maybe you should check your facts.

off-roader-man 08-02-2005 02:45 PM

I'm not here to prove any points. I'm just here to have fun, and hear your pathetic reasoning for why h2's are "great".

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lets hear the answer. We are waiting for something of worth to come out of you, please don't let us down.

HummerNewbie 08-02-2005 02:47 PM

Glad you are having fun because if I wasn't having fun too, I wouldn't be wasting my time with you. The H2 is great. Never said it was the best vehicle on the planet but it is great. If you can point out why it isn't, please do.

off-roader-man 08-02-2005 02:48 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot that people ride the bus to work to save gas. That's what you have to do when you buy a h2, because you can't afford to drive "it" to work. The special ed kids went back to school already? huh. I thought that was next week.

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I do have kids and they went back to school yesterday so maybe you should check your facts.


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