Come on.

ANYONE??????

summary:

You will lose.

a Quote from the producer of film
DennisAJC
Hummer Guru
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Posted 07-22-05 04:11 PM
That's the whole point Mr.Tool,

The video WAS the response BECAUSE your guys DID crossed the line!

We pretty much hit breaking point watching and hearing or rigs get slammed for a few years now.

All the illwishes, misinformation, middle fingers, vandalism, you name it, we've gotten it.

The video was designed to make you feel what we go through. We are tormented not because of the people we are, but what we drive.


MY H2 BEAST


You have to flip 47,923 burgers to be as cool as me.


Posts: 5014 | Location: Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada | Registered: 01-29-03 Reply With Quote

yep that is what I got.

cliky for the "truth"


pancakes for idiots.

Come on.

ANYONE??????

summary:

You will lose.

a Quote from the producer of film
DennisAJC
Hummer Guru
Picture of DennisAJC

Posted 07-22-05 04:11 PM
That's the whole point Mr.Tool,

The video WAS the response BECAUSE your guys DID crossed the line!

We pretty much hit breaking point watching and hearing or rigs get slammed for a few years now.

All the illwishes, misinformation, middle fingers, vandalism, you name it, we've gotten it.

The video was designed to make you feel what we go through. We are tormented not because of the people we are, but what we drive.


MY H2 BEAST


You have to flip 47,923 burgers to be as cool as me.


Posts: 5014 | Location: Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada | Registered: 01-29-03 Reply With Quote

yep that is what I got.

cliky for the "truth"


pancakes for idiots.

You're a fiesty little monkey aren't you. Get any sleep last night?

I'm here.

question: What is with this "sticky video" it sounds like the ones that are kept in a box in the closet?

Uhm...Mr. Cool? Where are you?

Oh look!! I have almost got 1100 posts.

I have to start on my blueberry pancakes soon.

Bacon or sausage?

Sausage.

That's what I was thinking.

What happens when you slide into second in the diarrhea song? Nothing rhymes with second?

First- burst
Second- ?
Third- turd
Home- foam

Feisty monkey?? OK.

I live in Toledo. Jeeps have been part of my economy since birth.

Badlands?
Paragon?
Kentucky?
Wellsville?

Be there in 8-10 hours.

Moab.. be there SAT. at best.

Sorry. Someone put Hitler in a Jeep.

You can e-thug, and you can prolly even kick my ass...

but if you for 1 second BELIEVE that I can not only leave you behind.. but embarass you vs a H2... then you have to prove me wrong.

Sorry if I offended anyone that actually bought a hummer for it's "off road" capability.

Ever done banana pancakes? My 4yo daughter forced my wife to make some(you know how that goes) and I'd be damned if they weren't. REEEL GEWD.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
There is only 1.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>...... and BINGO was his NAME-O

No but it sounds good! Oooh or Bananas Foster over top of some panacakes. Mmmmmm...

B-I-N-G-O.... B-I-N-G-O....



HEY MACERENA!!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
Feisty monkey?? OK.

I live in Toledo. Jeeps have been part of my economy since birth.

Badlands?
Paragon?
Kentucky?
Wellsville?

Be there in 8-10 hours.

Moab.. be there SAT. at best.

Sorry. Someone put Hitler in a Jeep.

You can e-thug, and you can prolly even kick my ass...

but if you for 1 second BELIEVE that I can not only leave you behind.. but embarass you vs a H2... then you have to prove me wrong.

Sorry if I offended anyone that actually bought a hummer for it's "off road" capability. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Grow the **** up. It was all a joke. Jeepsters brought it all upon themselves because of their ignorance and brand bashing. One H2 owner figured out a different way to may a statement.

Your chest-beating mono-syllabic diatribe is actually more funny than the video. What? Do you seriously think we just showed up on this earth the day the H2 came out. You seemed to be under the delusion that since we own an H2 we don't have years of experience on the trail.

You idiot. Own some different 4x4s and find out what their weaknesses and positives are and then come here and talk about experience because until then, your "challenge" is bull****. Silly roly-poly Jeepers.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh look!! I have almost got 1100 posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Having a little numercial problem this morning? Don't worry, I won't mention it. (I missed it until I noticed the roll-over so I can't say much )

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
Feisty monkey?? OK.

I live in Toledo. Jeeps have been part of my economy since birth.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry I guess I missed read you post in the other thread. When you said I live where Jeeps are born I thought you meant where they were born, meaning Butler, PA.

BTW, Jeep is a german company now not american.

Sure I know it is all a joke. Don't really care.

I am offended as an American that someone put Hitler in a Jeep, then continued to spread more propoganda.

I have no ill will with anyone that is willing to speak the truth.

might be a nerve.. might be disrespect.. might be my civil duty.

I am a perfectly grown man, with a certain amount of pride. If a bully want's to beat up my sister then I will defend her.

I am saying:

I have a Jeep.

It is locked.

It is stock.

I am insulted.

WALK THE TALK.

(wow I am a e-thug.)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
... then continued to spread more propoganda.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Other than the video, what propaganda was there? Maybe I missed something but all I saw was guys posting the real facts to try to clear things up. Everyone that went to the Jeep forum was far more polite than the jeepers that have come here in the past to start their bashing

You make the pancake batter and add fresh blueberries....

Then pour a small amount onto a hot pan...

Watch for the bubbles....

Flip it...

Then add the syrup and buttery goodness.

propoganda=photochop

and I will just make the one tough one for you..

notice the lights on the reflection on water of the end of the video.. I have to use this..

"Jeep pulling the H2 into the mudpit"

the H2 does not have vertical parking lamps.



you have to look close.

Oooooh! Nice new gas range! We grow our own blueberries.

I love blueberries.

Look at you. A little H2 Emeril (sp?). Is this what we can expect in Moab?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
I love blueberries.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>STFU, no one is talking to you.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Look at you. A little H2 Emeril (sp?). Is this what we can expect in Moab? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BAM!

I will have to go look at the video again later but as I said, was propaganda other than the video. There have been many times that a jeeper has come here and started posting pic after pic.

Hey Tool

Don't know where you live but Paragon is where we will be August 20th. Be there!

I am sure that many a person in a Jeep has pissed you off.

You get that from Honda's, and Fords, and Toyota's and every other person.

I have as well... but someone with a H2 has pissed off the WRONG person.

if you are going to talk it....

look.. I have no issue with anyone, for whatever they drive.

BUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT......( see the big letters)

if you are going to insult the people that have a vehicle, and wan't to elaborate further, you better look at the BIG picture.

Educate.

If 100 years from now some idiot becomes an engineer.. and he designs vehicles.....and he is EDUCATED by facts, then my educated offspring may smart enough to get a JEEP.

(is that over the top??) proabably, it's Fri.

maybe I should stay with breakfast meals.

Did not know groupies cooked! Looks wonderful,
whats this thread about anyhow?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:


Come on.

I will take off my 1 inch body lift, my 1 inch motor mount spacers I made by hand, and the aftermarket engine and transfer case skid I have on. I also have a better than stock front bumper I can remove if you insist.

STOCK.

Sticky video for 1 year.

Do I need to turn my lockers off??

I hope that I explained the modifacations to my Jeep have done simple enough for ANYONYE that may hav purchased a vehicle with 4WD and wheels can understand.

Just know this: I can "undo" the "minor" mods which have given me ZERO advantage over a "stock" H2 or H3 or any damn H anything.

Please. Grow up. Learn.

There is only 1.

I am not "hating" (I don't give a %^#@ if you wheel a chevette, just wheel it)

you have posted a video.

Someone is willing to speak out for H2

I am willing to speak out for Jeep.



ANYONE?????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have wheeled them all H1,,H2,,H3,,Rubicons,,and my own Built CJ

I have said it on this board and on the Jeep boards I frequent.

Comparing an H2 to a Jeep is assanine. Any one who does is ignorant to the function of both.

A tight snowmobile trail in the U.P. of Michigan will of course be more enjoyable in a Jeep vs a H2

A 20 + hr ride with family and gear to MOAB then a couple days wheeling in 117 degree heat will of course be more enjoyable in a H2 vs a Jeep.

The Hitler thing might of been a little overboard,,but the way the automotive industry right know,,,It does bother me that Jeep is now owned by "The Germans"

There are thousands of Jeepers on MJ,,and other Jeep forums that are just frothing at the mouth to be able to post a pic/vid of a H2 stuck or broke.

Get the **** over it

HURF

Mr. Stool:

"Part of my economy" that's code for Union Thug!
"If a bully want's to beat up my sister then I will defend her." I didn't know that Jerry's Kid was your sister!

We get trolls from all makes & model of vehicle and some of them end up sticking around to share their experience with the forums...but with your first post being a pissing match, I doubt you could add much to this site.

The fact remains, the video of the tie-rod break was stolen from here and posted on EVERY Jeep site out there. Your forums are full of US VS. THEM attitudes, so don't even begin to preach here.

Do a search for the word "Tahoe"...does it come up with the GM vehicle? No. Does it bring up links for info on the Lake Tahoe Resort? No. It's all Jeeper forums trashing the H2.

Bash the H2 all you want, we know who are the jealous ones. We have some forum members who drive "beaters", yet we don't tell them to 'go to your own forum' or make threats. If they have something to offer, they stick around.

I haven't been much of a fan of Jeep since Chrysler bought out the brand (Willys was the only real Jeep - the rest are knock-offs), but now that the Germans own you, should I call your rides VOLKSWAGEN? GM owns the Hummer brand, but Hummers are still made where they always have been...Mishawaka, Indiana at the AMG plant. Check how many postings of "Tahoe" are on your Heeper threads.

The <STRIKE>J</STRIKE>CHeepers talk about how much money the Hummer cost which always is the first sign of ENVY! Stock vs. stock isn't what it's about anyway...skill of the driver (or lack thereof) is what makes or breaks any machine.

I may not have the experience that many on this forum have, but I don't limit who I am willing to learn from by trash-talking their ride. It is folks with your attitude that get the wheeling spots closed up for the rest of us.

If we are all "offroaders" than leave it at that....wheel with Hummers and you may learn something that has yet to enter your closed little mind. I for one am not about to leave out those who have real interest in learning or sharing offroad knowledge.

By the way, since I lived in Indiana I can honestly say, Ohio drivers are NUTS!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hurf:
A 20 + hr ride with family and gear to MOAB then a couple days wheeling in 117 degree heat will of course be more enjoyable in a H2 vs a Jeep. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Guess what I'm doing in Oct.

BTW, the pancakes were great. Who'd have thought we'd have a thread dedicated to pancakes? First GoldBond....

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by oldhiker:
Hey Tool

Don't know where you live but Paragon is where we will be August 20th. Be there! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We had a shopping cart, I mean jeep, on our last trip to PAP. Remember all those scraping and grinding noises? The poor little thing.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Flip it... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tech Tip: Don't use a metal spatula on a non-stick pan.

The pancakes look good though! We grow our own red raspberries and do the same thing with them in our pancakes.

When I go wheelin' after eating raspberry pancakes, I get an extra three inches in approach, breakover and departure angles. What do the blueberries do for you?